Poor Mister Chisholm
Fred Astaire Lyrics


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Poor Mr. Chisholm
Played on the mandolin
But he couldn't win
Cause he tried to swing
And he broke a string every time

Poor Mr. Chisholm
Just couldn't dig the jive
When he did arrive at the proper note
He arrived by boat every time

He tried to jazz up his mandolin
But never could quite control it
He always brought Bach and Handel in
When it took a lick, he always broke a pick

Poor Mr. Chisholm
You're quite a gay old blade
With your serenade, but you're corny, Jack
Better truck on back to Dubuque
Get a Uke-




You disgrace your kin
On the mandolin every time

Overall Meaning

The song "Poor Mister Chisholm" by Fred Astaire tells the story of a man named Mr. Chisholm who played the mandolin but failed to achieve success because he couldn't keep up with the current trends. Mr. Chisholm attempted to jazz up his music, but was never quite able to control his instrument, breaking strings and picks in the process. Although he was happy playing his Bach and Handel, he wasn't able to connect with his audience and his efforts to join the swing scene ended in failure.


The lyrics mock Mr. Chisholm for being out of touch and unable to adapt to new styles of music. He is given the suggestion to switch to a ukulele and go home to Dubuque where he belongs. The song reflects the cultural shift taking place in the United States and the growing interest in swing music. It also highlights the challenge of adapting to changes and the risks of being left behind in society.


Line by Line Meaning

Poor Mr. Chisholm
Sympathizing with Mr. Chisholm's haplessness


Played on the mandolin
He played a musical instrument called mandolin


But he couldn't win
He couldn't become successful in playing music


Cause he tried to swing
He attempted to perform a type of music called 'swing'


And he broke a string every time
He lacked the skills to play the mandolin correctly and often broke the strings


Just couldn't dig the jive
He didn't understand the popularity of modern music


When he did arrive at the proper note
When he finally played the right note


He arrived by boat every time
He did it in such an awkward way that it was comparable to an old-fashioned method of transport


He tried to jazz up his mandolin
He attempted to make the mandolin sound more exciting


But never could quite control it
He lacked the expertise to handle his instrument correctly


He always brought Bach and Handel in
He mixed the classical music elements with swing


When it took a lick, he always broke a pick
He used to break his plectrum during the playing of the instrument


You're quite a gay old blade
He is lively and upbeat


With your serenade, but you're corny, Jack
His music is old fashioned and clichéd


Better truck on back to Dubuque
He should move back to his hometown, Dubuque


Get a Uke-
He should switch to a less-complicated instrument called ukulele


You disgrace your kin
He brings shame to his family


On the mandolin every time
He fails to play the mandolin correctly and brings shame to himself every time




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: BERNARD D. HANIGHEN, JOHNNY MERCER

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Comments from YouTube:

jlassie

A rare instance where you see Botkin's name in reference to the accompaniment, but you actually get to HEAR him picking away! Plus some nice swing drumming from Spike Jones, less than a year before the first City Slickers recordings. On one of the other tunes from this same session, 'Me and the Ghost Upstairs', Spike's tuned cowbells are prominently featured for the first time.

Trombonology Erstwhile

Cute! Astaire is superb, as usual, on these typically amusing Johnny Mercer lyrics. String wizard Perry Botkin, best known as one of the finest guitarists of the period, does a bang up job on mandolin here.

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