Pencil Neck Geek
Freddie Blassie Lyrics

Back when I was a kid, life was going swell
Life when I was young was amazing

Till something happened, blew every thing to hell
But one terrible thing happened and everything went wrong

That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak
One night, my father came home looking unwell

Said "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek."
He said that a woman from the neighborhood had given birth to a geek.

Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck."
My mother suggested selling the baby to the circus.

Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck
My father disagreed and described the baby as a pencil neck.

And if there's one thing lower than a side show freak
My father explained that a pencil neck geek is lower than a side show freak

It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek."
He called the geek a grit-eating, scum-sucking, pencil neck geek.

You see if you take a pencil that won't hold lead
A pencil neck geek can be described as a pencil that won't hold lead

Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head
The pencil neck geek's neck is thin like a pipe cleaner attached to a head.

Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks
Furthermore, the geek has a body that is like a buggy whip and a leaking brain.

You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek
Together, these features make a person a grit eating, pencil neck geek.

Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak
Pencil neck geek, grit-eating freak

Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique
The geek is also described as a scum-sucking, pea-headed person with a lousy physique.

He's a one man, no gut, loosing streak
The pencil neck geek is often an unsuccessful person who is a one-man losing streak.

Nothin' but a pencil neck geek
The geek has no redeeming qualities.

Soon the geeks were poppin' up all over town
Geeks seemed to be appearing everywhere soon after.

You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down
In fact, you couldn't even sneeze without knocking one over.

After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick
Toothpicks can be created by carving a pencil neck geek after having a steak.

Just reach for a geek, they'll do the trick
Simply grab a geek to use as a toothpick.

One day we cut one up for fish bait
One day, they used a geek as fish bait.

Learned our lesson just a little bit late
They realized their mistake a little too late.

Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red
Once the geek hit the water, it turned red

Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead
The very next day, all the fish were dead.

Most any night you know where I can be found
Most people know where I can be found any night of the week.

Yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground
I am often found stomping a geek's head into the ground.

So keep the faith 'cause in Blassie you can trust
You can trust me to destroy every last pencil neck geek.

I won't give up 'til the last geek bites the dust
I won't stop until every last geek is gone.

They say, "these geeks come a dime a dozen."
Some people say that geeks are very common.

I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplin' the dimes
I want to find the guy who supplies them.

Its gonna be real hard times for all of these
Geeks are going to have a hard time because of me.

Grit eatin'
The geek is eating grit.

Scum suckin'
The geek sucks scum.

Boot lickin'
The geek licks boots.

Drop kickin'
The geek is kicked when they are down.

Gut grindin'
The geek's guts are ground up.

Nail bitin'
The geek bites their nails.

Glue sniffin'
The geek sniffs glue.

Scab pickin'
The geek picks at scabs.

Butt scratchin'
The geek scratches their butt.

Egg hatchin'
The geek is hatching eggs.

Sleezy
The geek is sleazy.

Smelly
The geek smells bad.

Pepper bellied
The geek's belly is peppered with acne.

Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks
Geeks are dirty, bad, evil, and smelling people.

Nothing but a pencil neck geek
A pencil neck geek is just what the name suggests.