Superhoes
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[Hello boys and girls, here we are in Romper Room school again
and Mr. Doobie is here!]

It's the officials adventures of..

[Verse One]
I caught Spider Man jerkin off in a booth
to a Wonder Woman comic, then that Bionic
Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa? No, it's the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep
Keep eatin that pussy, fuck Mother Goose-why
Best fuck a bitch Bullwinkle's kinda moose-why
Triple X hardcore; nigga fuck a floozy
Miss Piggy, got 'em thinkin sticky
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse smoked a blunt fuck a hickie
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin with that pussy hairy just like the werewolf

It's the officials adventures of.. (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)

And meanwhile..

[Verse Two]
Cyclops, Wolverine and the Nightcrawler
went to a bar, and yo, they had dollars
Rolled an Impala, hittin all switches
While Richie Rich riches, pulls all the bitches
I turned on the headset, like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie, look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel; Gretel, fuck the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
(It's a small world) Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck a link, that was all pearls
Nice as Medusa, dancin on tables
Joker's got a lap dance from Charlie's Angels

It's the officials adventures of.. (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
"The Batmobile, let's go!"

[Interlude]
It's night, in a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
as a woman in a feline costume strokes a Siamese cat
and speaks to several well-dressed men

[Verse Three]
Twinkle, twinkle, porno star
Superhoe, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-through
Dancin on a pole, with a do-see-do
Mosie on out, now where goes the ho they call
Cinderella, makin men jealous
Like Dick Tracy, Tweety, Sylvester
(Sufferin succotash!)
Cause Snow White's gonna be fuckin all night
Strobelight dancin in front of the mirror
He-Man's fuckin with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky-deaky, Wilma Flintstone
Betty too - is she ready for the nympho?

It's the officials adventures of..
"I'll only do it for lots of cash!"
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)




(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
(super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Funkdoobiest's song "Superhoes" is a satirical commentary on the sexualization of comic book and cartoon characters. The song starts with the singer catching Spiderman masturbating to a Wonder Woman comic while the Bionic Woman has sex with the Hulk in the same booth. The Green Lantern makes an appearance before the singer references Little Bo Peep where the sheep becomes her object of sexual desire. The song's narrator emphasizes the sexual encounter with various characters from comic books and cartoons, including Mickey Mouse and Miss Piggy. The second verse talks about the X-men getting a lap dance at a bar from various fairy-tale characters, including Hansel and Gretel, Jack and Jill, and Barbie. In the third verse, it showcases the sexualization of famous cartoon characters like Snow White, Betty and Wilma Flintstones, and Dick Tracy.


The song "Superhoes" became controversial in the 90s, with critics accusing it of being misogynistic and promoting rape culture. The lyrics of the song demonize women as objects of male gratification, and the use of animated characters created a perception of pedophilic behavior. Despite the controversy, the song remains a fan favorite and a classic in the West Coast hip-hop genre.


Line by Line Meaning

Hello boys and girls, here we are in Romper Room school again and Mr. Doobie is here!
Introducing the Superhoes adventure series


I caught Spider Man jerkin off in a booth to a Wonder Woman comic, then that Bionic Bitch fucked the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner Did I see Santa? No, it's the Green Lantern Little Bo Peep cold fucked her sheep Keep eatin that pussy, fuck Mother Goose-why Best fuck a bitch Bullwinkle's kinda moose-why Triple X hardcore; nigga fuck a floozy Miss Piggy, got 'em thinkin sticky Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse smoked a blunt fuck a hickie Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow Messin with that pussy hairy just like the werewolf
Describing the wild sexual encounters of Superheroes, cartoon characters and other fictional characters


It's the officials adventures of.. (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
Reiterating the theme of the Superhoes adventure series


Cyclops, Wolverine and the Nightcrawler went to a bar, and yo, they had dollars Rolled an Impala, hittin all switches While Richie Rich riches, pulls all the bitches I turned on the headset, like Judy Jetson Here comes Barbie, look who she lets in Hansel, Gretel; Gretel, fuck the kettle Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun (It's a small world) Ready for some call girl Wrapped around her neck a link, that was all pearls Nice as Medusa, dancin on tables Joker's got a lap dance from Charlie's Angels
Narrating the happenings at a bar where Superheroes and fictional characters are partying


The Batmobile, let's go!
Transitioning to the next scene in the Superhoes adventure series


It's night, in a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City as a woman in a feline costume strokes a Siamese cat and speaks to several well-dressed men
Setting the scene for the next part of the Superhoes adventure series


Twinkle, twinkle, porno star Superhoe, tell me who you are Catwoman in a red tight see-through Dancin on a pole, with a do-see-do Mosie on out, now where goes the ho they call Cinderella, makin men jealous Like Dick Tracy, Tweety, Sylvester (Sufferin succotash!) Cause Snow White's gonna be fuckin all night Strobelight dancin in front of the mirror He-Man's fuckin with Smurfette and She-Ra The freaky, freaky-deaky, Wilma Flintstone Betty too - is she ready for the nympho?
Continuing to describe the sexual escapades of fictional characters


"I'll only do it for lots of cash!" (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe) (super hoe)
Ending the Superhoes adventure series with a quote from a character in the story




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JASON VASQUEZ, LARRY MUGGERUD, RALPH MEDRANO

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