All for One
Funkmaster Flex Lyrics

I hit a beat and swing a note as if my name was David Ruffin
I handle the tempo and melody of the song as if I'm a legendary singer.

Quick to toast an MC just like an english muffin
I effortlessly defeat an MC in a battle.

Don't worry about a thing cause the Puba's never bluffin
I'm always serious in my raps and never lie.

I gets headaches from the wack, so then I take a Bufferin and I max
Bad raps give me headaches, so I use medication and focus on the best raps.

I wait until the opportune time and then I tax
I wait for the right time to get what I deserve.

Now they say sinning is for sinners so I guess I'm not a sinner Beginnings is for beginners so I guess I'm no beginner
I'm not a sinner but a starter on my way to greatness.

This is how I spark it, with money in my pocket When it comes to having pressure I gets hard as a rocket
I get my inspiration from wealth, and I deliver raps under pressure.

MC Grand Pu, coming through all the residue
I emerge successful despite the obstacles on my way.

The songs remain classics, dating back to the Babalu
My songs always remain timeless even to the past generations.

My boys I call em hot, the phones all of them jock
I have a group of talented rappers always ready to shine.

And I can think of many episodes I swung in Lincoln Park
I have been to various notable music performances, including Lincoln Park.

No I'm not a phony and I got a tenderoni Love the way she is -- not too fat, not too bony
I'm not fake, and I like someone who's not too skinny or too fat.

Don't drink Sanka, won't sink like a tanker Knock the boots of a skirt in Casablanca and I thank her
I don't drink bad coffee, and I appreciate a woman after engaging her in sexual activity.

Some rappers stink, like Englebert Humperdink Better yet Dick Caveat, I got a bad habit
Other rappers are terrible, and I have a habit of being better than them.

Similar to the girl, on She's Gotta Have It I think with the brain and whip behind the zipper
I'm like the character in the movie 'She's Gotta Have It,' I use my mind and body to succeed.

I'm living kinda good similar to Jack Tripper
I'm doing well, just like Jack Tripper in the TV show 'Three's Company.'

A landlord named Roper did a show at the Copa When I finish with this, I'll be paid like Oprah
A famous landlord performed in a prestigious venue, and I'm going to be as rich as Oprah after this performance.

So if honey wants to act fly I'll just play like god and I'm [bangin bye bye]
If a woman is acting difficult, I'll just act like a god and leave without any issues.

Stick out your thumb and hips Cause you've been cut off like a lightswitch
You lost your chance just like a light switch being turned off.

See I'm programmed to slam with the summer, spring, and fall Before I do a show I get some kicks out the mall
I'm always ready to perform great raps that resonate with any season, but always go shopping before shows.

Then I get my gear and I give Trev a call Cause he works in the barbershop, right behind the mall
I call my barber before the show, and he works near the mall.

Other rappers tried to rob me but you know they got did To put it blunt, honey I smoked the kids
Other rappers tried to compete against me, but I defeated them all.

Well, while I reign rhymes pour You suck it up like a straw and jump on the dancefloor
While I'm performing, people are attracted and quickly begin dancing.

Cause every time I step in a jam I make like a door and slam
Whenever I start performing, I quickly take over and make an impact.

But then girls try to turn my knob cause I'm a hearthrob I guess it's just a hazard that comes with the job
Girls find me attractive and try to hit on me, but it's part of the hazards of being a famous rapper.

Cause every time I rock a rhyme that shows Jamar is intellectual Girls want to get sexual
Whenever I deliver a great rap, girls are turned on because of my intellect.

You seek and search but still you can't find You're weak and it hurts to be deaf dumb and blind
You keep looking for something, but can't find it, and your lack of knowledge flusters you.

A supreme mind, will take you out of your paralysis I grip the mic so tight I get callouses
A great mind can help you get out of a rut, and I perform passionately that I end up having blisters from gripping the mic tightly.

And when you do that, pursue that goal which made the student enroll, and only then you'll prosper
When you pursue your passion that inspired you to undertake your studies, then you'll prosper.