Real Baby Pluto
Future & Lil Uzi Vert Lyrics

(Twysted Genius, baby) ow, ow
The producer, Twysted Genius, introduces the song with ad-libs

Ow (woo), ow (brr)
Expression of excitement and energy

Hello? What you talkin' 'bout?
Asking the person on the other end of the phone call what they are talking about

Who this? (Zaytoven) uh
Surprised and confirming the identity of the person on the phone, who is Zaytoven, the producer

That bitch said I'm gifted, she gave me a stiffy, I'm fuckin' that ho for the low
A woman complimented his skills and turned him on, and now he is having sexual relations with that woman without spending too much money

Talkin' 'bout bitches, you know I got plenty, yes, I'm the real Baby Pluto
Boasting about having many women and proclaiming himself as the authentic Baby Pluto, his alter ego

I just be gettin' the Benjis, they mad that I'm winnin', I'm getting five-hunnid a show
Earning a lot of money, making others jealous, and receiving five hundred dollars per show

Met her at Lenox and took her to Phipps and bought everything in the store (let's go)
Meeting a woman at the Lenox mall and then taking her to the Phipps mall where he bought everything they desired

She suckin' my dick and I'm fuckin' her kitten
Engaging in oral sex and having sexual intercourse with the woman

You think that I'm kiddin', this shit not a riddle
Asserting that he is serious and there is no hidden meaning or trickery in what he says

Hit a home run, I'm not missin', the VVS hittin'
Having great success, never failing, and his VVS diamonds shining brightly

My neck CD disk, my pockets, they fatter than Missy
His neck is adorned with a lot of jewelry, and his pockets are filled with a large amount of cash, emphasizing his wealth

Hold on, smokin' on gas, get your roll on
Taking a pause, smoking high-quality marijuana, and enjoying the effects

Thirty, hang out the clip, bitch, it's so long (graah)
Referring to a firearm with a magazine that can hold thirty bullets, emphasizing its length and power

Opp was on the hit list, that's no longer
Previously, he had enemies targeted for harm, but now they are no longer a threat

I need a million if I do the show long (yeah)
If he performs for an extended period, he expects to be paid one million dollars

I popped some X, so I probably can prolong her
Using the drug ecstasy, he can prolong the sexual encounter with a woman

I bought the purse so I probably could go long
Purchasing an expensive purse to show off his wealth and ability to afford luxurious items

GTL faster than your little slow Charger
His ability to make money through his businesses is faster than someone's slow car, referencing the popular Jersey Shore phrase 'Gym, Tan, Laundry'

That's a Camaro, nigga, that's that not no Charger
Clarifying that the car he owns is a Camaro, not a Charger, highlighting the adrenaline-inducing power of his vehicle

Bitch, I'm plugged into the wall like a phone charger
Comparing himself to a phone charger, implying that he is always connected to the streets and has a constant source of power

That pussy bald, I can't fuck if it's mohawk
Expressing a preference for a shaved vagina rather than one with a mohawk-like hair pattern

And talk to my Billy, that nigga, he so Harlem
Having a conversation with someone named Billy who represents the rough and charismatic characteristics associated with Harlem

Runnin' the game, I almost knocked my toe off
Having great success and dominating the music industry, to a point where he almost injured himself in celebration

Every time I pop out know I gotta show off
Whenever he appears or makes an appearance, he feels the need to flaunt his wealth and accomplishments

Pull out that TEC and it probably got power (brrap)
Taking out a TEC-9 firearm which is likely to be fully loaded and capable of inflicting damage

Nowadays you will not see me on no blogs
Currently, he avoids being the subject of gossip and controversies on online platforms

I'm rockin' Louis V right with some Goyard (yeah)
Wearing Louis Vuitton clothing and accessories along with Goyard, exhibiting a high-end fashion sense

I'm pourin' lean in the motherfuckin' Styrofoam (yeah)
Drinking lean (codeine-based cough syrup mixed with soda) from a Styrofoam cup

I drink it fast but it turn to a slower (yeah)
Consuming lean quickly, but the effects make time feel slower

I'm tryna take all of these bitches clothes off (yeah)
Expressing a desire to have sexual encounters with multiple women, undressing them in the process

Act like I like y'all but I don't even know ya'll (uh)
Presenting a friendly facade to people, but in reality, he doesn't have a personal connection with them

Yeah, that bitch say I'm gifted and gave me a stiffy, I'm fuckin' that ho for the low, yeah
Repeating the earlier line about sleeping with a woman while highlighting her compliment and the inexpensive nature of the encounter

You talkin' 'bout bitches, you know I got plenty, make a movie like DeNiro, yeah
Responding to someone discussing women by emphasizing that he has many women and referencing actor Robert DeNiro's illustrious film career

I'm gettin' so busy, I'm futuristic every city I go, yeah
Being active and successful in various cities, feeling ahead of his time and making futuristic moves

Met her at Phipps and flew her to Paris, and bought everything out the store, yeah
Meeting a woman at Phipps mall and then taking her to Paris where he bought everything they desired

I'm in a coupe with a cougar, shooters on shooters on shooters on shooters on shooters
Driving a sports car with an older, attractive woman, and having multiple armed bodyguards

I got exotics, exotics, exotics and thotties on thotties, they goin' berserk
Having luxurious cars and attractive women in abundance, causing excitement and chaos

Pounds in the trap, yeah, we movin' 'em, you got a bad lil' bitch then we usin' her
Handling and selling large amounts of drugs in his area, utilizing a woman's attractiveness for his benefit

Trap on the low but I bought your whore, diamonds on froze, I'm thirty below
Engaging in illegal activities discreetly, but flaunting wealth through expensive jewelry even in extremely cold temperatures

Sippin' on mud like a addict, your bitch fuckin' me like a king, yeah
Drinking codeine cough syrup obsessively, while having sexual relations with someone's girlfriend feeling like a dominant figure

Came in this motherfucker, ball on these bitches, big hook, call me Kareem
Entering a situation and impressing women with his extravagant lifestyle, comparing himself to basketball player Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

I got a bad bitch bettin' on green, I just got a bad, bad bitch, tell the team
Having an attractive woman betting a lot of money on gambling activities, and announcing his acquisition of another attractive woman to his crew

Give me some top in the drop on a bean, hit the turbo, the car do the Billie Jean
Receiving oral sex from a woman while driving a convertible car on MDMA (ecstasy), activating the turbocharger, and the car performing vigorously

We got CoCo Chanel, you know damn well these bitches comatose (yeah)
Possessing a high-end fashion brand like Chanel, and being aware that the women he attracts are overwhelmed by his status and presence

I'ma swag on bitches, I walk down shit, I damn near broke my toe (yeah)
Displaying his incredible style and confidence, walking in such a way that he almost injured his toe due to his swagger

I'm sippin' on syrup, I'm fuckin' your girl, I told her to ride it slow
Drinking codeine cough syrup and engaging in sexual activity with someone's girlfriend, instructing her to perform the act slowly

I put a shop in the tall Lambo', turned St. Regis to a bando
Opening a drug-selling establishment inside a high-end Lamborghini car, converting the luxurious St. Regis hotel into a trap house

Hit my jump shot, I'm not missin', bitch, I'm glistenin', yeah, yeah
Having a highly accurate jump shot in basketball, never missing, and displaying a radiant and confident appearance

Bitch got that bald head, pussy with the mohawk 'cross the top, I'm 'bout to peel
Referring to a woman's shaved genitalia with a strip of hair resembling a mohawk, provoking a sexual response

Bitch got a bald head, pussy with the mohawk 'cross the top, I'm 'bout to slay her
Repeating the earlier line to express his intentions to engage in sexual activity and satisfy the woman's desires

Fuck my bitch, I fuck her friends, I don't care, play it fair (yeah)
Having sexual relations with his partner and also engaging in sexual activities with her friends, not concerned about fairness

Yes, I'm the real Baby Pluto
Confirming that he is the authentic persona, Baby Pluto

They mad that I'm winnin', I'm getting five-hunnid a show
Others are envious of his success, as he is earning five hundred dollars per show