Too Easy
Futuristic Lyrics

Blessed like I sneezed
I am fortunate and favored, like my blessings come easily and frequently

All these lil beauties have sex with the beast
Many attractive women willingly engage in sexual activity with me, even though I may be seen as a savage or beastly in nature

I'm the best in the east and I'm living on the west coast
I am the top performer or rapper on the eastern side of the country, but I reside on the west coast

Fuck niggas all gon' be resting in peace
Anyone who opposes or disrespects me will eventually meet their demise

I suggest that you leave if you hating
If you feel any hostility or negativity towards me, it's best that you simply walk away

Cause I'm destined to be nothing less than a king
It's predetermined that I will become a powerful leader or figure in my field

Mufasa on these bitch ass niggas
I am the dominant alpha male, like Mufasa from The Lion King, and I have no tolerance for weak or cowardly individuals

Get rich fast, pockets needs SlimFast
I am rapidly accumulating wealth and need to watch my weight or image by using a dietary supplement like SlimFast

I could make mesh out your teeth
I could easily beat someone up to the point where their teeth become meshed or fragmented

Put holes in it, get it? I'm on a roll with it
I'm making a pun by saying I'm on a roll with hurting people, and also referencing putting holes in their teeth

Counting paper like a scroll with it
I'm counting my wealth, which is so much it seems like an endless scroll of paper

Collecting money like a toll, green thumb
I am acquiring money at a steady rate, similar to a toll being collected; also, I'm skilled at turning a profit with a 'green thumb' like a gardener

Like a troll flow cold, north pole with it, my clothes so vintage
My rap style is effortless and cold, like a troll; my flow is as cold as the North Pole, and my fashion sense involves wearing classic or retro clothing

I make hits like a tennis match
I am continually producing successful or popular music, like winning points in a tennis match

Fucking bitches, only time I ever finish last
I typically have sex with many women and don't finish last, as in coming in second place

In my shows, everybody put they hands up
During my performances, the audience enthusiastically raises their hands in the air

Like a smart kid in chemistry class, goddamn, it's too easy
Raising my rap audience's energy and excitement levels is too easy for me, and similar to how a smart kid easily masters their schoolwork in a class like chemistry

I ain't stopping, no other option presented authentic with all these writtens, no really, this shit is simple (too easy)
I won't quit or slow down, and I have no other choice but to be genuine and authentic in my rap music; it's also easy for me to write and create music

Imma go on tour every show is doing numbers cause Futuristic is popping like a pimple (too easy)
My concert tours are selling out and each show's attendance is impressive, thanks to my enormous popularity like a big pimple; it's all too easy for me

Imma take they girl with all them curls who got that smile on her face accented with the dimples (ah, too easy)
I am easily able to woo or seduce a woman with curly hair and a delightful smile, which includes dimples

Shoutout to my ex-girl, and that new dude making love to you all gentle (too easy)
I acknowledge my ex-girl and her new lover having sex; I view it as being too easy for them and not worth my time or attention

I know that you don't like that Hit me up, I never write back (no)
I am aware that the person I rejected or ignored does not appreciate that; I never reply to their messages or attempts at contacting me

All my words on the right track
Everything I say or write is accurate, true, and precise

Talk behing my back, then one dap I'll leave you hanging like a fucking tire on a bike rack (sheesh)
If you gossip or speak poorly of me, but then try to act friendly or shake my hand, I will make you feel embarrassed or excluded; it's like leaving a bike tire hanging on a rack

And I'm never getting sidetracked On the right path like I'm climbing up a hill I ain't never falling off with this rap shit Meanwhile you looking like Jack and Jill, sheesh
I am always focused on my goals and success, like steadily climbing a hill; I am confident that I won't fail in my music career, unlike others who might seem shaky or inexperienced

Yo, easy like easy baked ovens I'm the real thing, you Eazy-E cousin
I'm as easygoing and laid-back as an Easy Bake Oven toy for kids; also, I am a true rapper or artist, unlike someone who might simply be related to Eazy-E

Easy does it Moving up like Weezy, spit like Weezy Act like Yeezy, he love him self
I'm taking a laid-back approach to my success, like 'easy does it'; I am rapidly rising in fame and talent, like Lil Wayne aka Weezy; my rapping style is similar to Lil Wayne; I am also a confident or egotistical performer, like Kanye West aka Yeezy

I'm a G, this easy, no pun intended Futuristic speak so disgusting
I am a gangster or 'G,' and my success comes effortlessly, without intending the pun; my rap style is so strong and effective that it might disgust some people

Feces on enemies that be coming at me I treat the beat like we fucking
I metaphorically defecate on anyone who tries to attack me or interfere with my success; I approach rapping like a sexual partner, with an intimate connection to the beat

Beat it up, make it scream 'til it's coming You beef and you feeding me and my stomach Lean and weed for me, my team and my woman
I attack the beat powerfully, making it echo or scream with emotion; I thrive on conflict and drama, using it as fuel to motivate me and those around me; I use drugs like lean and weed as a way to relax and enjoy life with my team and girlfriend

Drink this peach CÎROC, oh jeez, 'til i shouldn't yo steez It's sweeter than Reese's Pieces Leave them all in pieces, peace
I'm drinking a sweet, fruity alcoholic beverage called Peach Ciroc, excessively or until I shouldn't be acting normally; it tastes like a sweet candy, Reese's Pieces; I leave my critics or competitors in ruin, but still strive for peace and positivity

I leave a piece of me when I speak So these fiends will keep coming
My words and music have an addictive quality, causing fans or 'fiends' to continually seek them out; I put a lot of passion and soul into my work, leaving a part of myself behind in each creation

I got cheese, Mickey D's, just please, cause he love it Decipher that
I have money or wealth, food from McDonald's, and a carefree or hedonistic lifestyle; I dare the listener to figure out my cryptic statements or riddles

They don't really wanna cypher Zach I don't really wanna murder everybody that's been talking Ain't nobody got time for that, nah
People are afraid or hesitant to rap with me or challenge me; I don't want to hurt or fight anyone who has been criticizing me; there's no point or time for unnecessary drama

Childish flows, they compare us but I'm already grown And they already know Futuristic did it all on his own
Some people might think my style or lyrics are immature, but I am already mature and experienced; my critics or rivals are aware of my success and talent; I achieved everything without any outside help or assistance

If you talking to me, you better be watching your tone, nigga Money talks, so I talk to my phone Don't call me if you're talking alone
If you're speaking to me, you should be cautious or respectful in your tone; I only respond to people who have something financial or profitable to offer me; don't bother contacting me if you're not with anyone else, as it's a waste of time

If I had a mirror, I'd be watching my throne Holy shit, I think I just got in my zone Shit's scary, right?
If I had a way to see myself or observe my success, I'd constantly be checking it out; I am feeling extremely focused and confident in my abilities, like I'm in 'the zone'; it might be intimidating or overwhelming for some people

I told them I was gonna do it so believe me Only time you'll ever see me is if you're watching the TV
I warned people that I would become a successful rapper or performer, and I've stuck to my promise; the only time you'll likely see me is either in person at a concert or on television

Or if you're buying a ticket to my motherfucking meet and greet I swear this shit is too easy
You could also see me if you're purchasing a ticket to meet me in person; I am so successful and popular that it almost feels too simple or easy