Wow
Futuristic Sex Robotz Lyrics

Once upon a time in the land of Azeroth.
Introduces the setting of the song, referring to the fictional world of World of Warcraft.

Dave Chappelle fought David Hasselhoff.
A random, meaningless line probably thrown in for comic effect.

We started out life in the Valley of Trials.
Describes the starting area for orc and troll characters in World of Warcraft.

Now we stack gold in big-ass piles.
Illustrates the wealth and success the characters have accumulated through playing the game.

Lookin' through the books on top of the shelves.
Referencing the in-game library system that displays books on top of tall bookshelves.

Learning spells, gonna plow some naked elves.
Indicates the characters are playing as magic-wielders and are preparing to engage in combat against vulnerable, scantily-clad elf characters.

Chillin' in Thunder Bluff or Iron Forge.
Refers to two popular in-game locations for characters to hang out and socialize.

Got home from work and I had some time,
The artist has free time after a day of work to play World of Warcraft.

So I opened up WoW and I got online,
The artist logs into the game to begin playing.

Logged into my Shaman up on Daggerspine,
The artist's character is located on the Daggerspine server and is a shaman.

When this maxed out motherfucker tried to take what's mine,
Another player tries to interfere with the singer's gameplay.

He said 'I spent a thousand hours and I failed out of school,
The other player claims to have invested a lot of time into the game and insults the artist's skills, implying that he also failed at real-life responsibilities.

And to justify it, I challenge you to a duel',
The challenging player seeks to prove his superiority in the game through a PvP duel.

I said thats okay, I know you'd beat me,
The singer acknowledges his likely defeat against the other player.

Look at me I'm not even at level 20,
The singer's character is still at a relatively low level, indicating that he has not invested as much time into the game as the other player.

I've got one of those things that they call a job,
The artist has a real-life job, which limits his ability to play the game for extended periods of time.

And so I can't spend all day, runnin a mob,
The artist cannot spend all day grinding or farming mobs, unlike other players who have more free time.

Motherfucker kept pushin', wouldn't leave me alone,
The challenging player continues to harass the singer.

I said fine bitch, pretend to be Sylvester Stallone,
The singer becomes sarcastic and dismissive of the other player's behavior.

After he won he started talkin hella shit,
The challenging player becomes more aggressive and taunts the artist.

And I thought to myself, 'Is this fool legit?'
The artist questions the other player's authenticity and skill.

I called Recycle Bin and Subrandom to the place,
The artist calls upon his friends to aid him.

And they found the little bitch and regulated on his face,
The singer's friends engage in some form of retaliation or punishment against the other player.

See, we don't take no shit from internet teenagers,
The artist and his friends do not tolerate or accept negative behavior from other players.

Pretending to to be straight gangster ass bangers,
The challenging player is accused of pretending to be tough or intimidating in the game.

Step out of cyberspace and come over to my place,
The singer challenges the other player to confront him in real life.

I got a level 60 bullet for your motherfuckin' face.
The singer threatens the other player with violence.

Remember back when 10 fuckin' levels was hard?
Reflecting on the past, leveling up used to be much harder.

Nows it's ten 60s gankin noobs in the yard,
Referring to current gameplay, high-level players gang up on and kill low-level players for fun.

Fat stacks of gear for Blackwing Lair,
Players accumulate valuable gear from raiding in-game dungeons.

10k armor when I shift into bear,
The singer's character has a high armor rating, indicating a strong defense when transformed into a bear.

We got all these farmers rollin' on gear,
Certain players invest time into farming materials to sell for gold, which allows them to purchase valuable gear.

Now we quick to boot em the fuck out of here,
Other players are not appreciated and are often kicked out of groups or guilds.

Murlocks be screamin' when we show up,
Murlocs are a commonly-featured monster type in the game, and the artist implies that their presence is a sign of easy combat.

Volatile Rum's what's fillin' up my cup,
The singer's character consumes a type of in-game alcohol called Volatile Rum.

Today we catch no hassle in Stratholm,
The artist's group encounters no issues while raiding the Stratholm dungeon.

Droppin' bosses harder than John Holmes,
The singer's group easily defeats difficult dungeon bosses.

Updated weekly, this shit is great,
The game is updated on a regular basis, making it continually fun and engaging for players.

Can't say no more cause the game don't wait.
Implying that the singer cannot continue talking because he has to continue playing the game.

Started out my life killing them boars,
Reflecting on the past, the artist's character had to start by hunting basic monsters for experience and loot.

Now I spend my days rapin' Night Elf whores,
The artist's character has become more powerful and is capable of dominating other, weaker players.

Catch you in the valley, and get me some head,
The singer's character engages in sexual activity with other players in the game.

I swear that we're fightin' an army of speds,
The singer and his friends believe that other players in the game are unintelligent or unskilled.

Don't even get me started on you fuckin' gold farmers,
Gold farmers are players who farm in-game materials to sell for real-world profit, and are disliked and ostracized by other players.

You gotta make a living, but I need that armor,
The artist is conflicted about gold farmers - while he understands they are trying to make a living, he also wants the valuable gear they can purchase.

One day I met this dude yellin' 'Yar motherfucker,'
The artist introduces a new character who threatens and insults him.

Tankin' up mobs like a angry drunk trucker,
The new character is strong and capable of taking on multiple monsters at a time.

Introduced me to the ill Druid squad, yo,
The new character introduces the artist to a group of skilled players who are also using druid characters.

Never run with em, but I'll give a priest a nod, ho,
While the singer has not played with this group before, he acknowledges their reputation and respect for one of their members who uses a priest character.

You can melt faces but I'm smashin' 'em in,
The singer's character is very powerful and able to easily defeat enemy characters.

Windfury on my tuf so you fear Recycle Bin,
The singer's friend, Recycle Bin, is using a powerful ability called Windfury that makes him feared by other players.

Watch out, comin' soon to an ass near you,
The artist warns that he will soon engage in combat with other players.

A non-stop beating that's long overdue.
The artist is eager to engage in and win combat against other players, and believes they deserve to be beaten.