For the past twenty-eight years, Geoff Kaufman (geoffkaufman.com) has been … Read Full Bio ↴For the past twenty-eight years, Geoff Kaufman (geoffkaufman.com) has been leading audiences to find truth, humor, and beauty in folk music. Whether singing sailor songs with his quartet, Forebitter; or environmental songs on board the Sloop Clearwater in the Hudson River; or in solo performances at coffeehouses throughout the Northeast United States and festivals in Europe, Geoff has entertained and touched audiences near and far.

Songs of the sea, songs of the earth, songs of the heart and the spirit—all of these are in Geoff Kaufman's ditty bag. Ancient ballads, work songs, and songs of love; poignant songs of people in struggle, humorous glimpses of human foibles, and insights into history—all of these are likely to be woven into one of Geoff's concerts.

Above all, at the core of Geoff's performance is his rich tenor voice and an exuberant love of singing. And part of that love is to entice audiences to sing along, to share in the exhilaration of full-throated vocalization if they wish. In this age of electronic overload and passive media pabulum, Geoff likes to stress the "live" in live performance, promoting participation, be it by voice or heart or mind.

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Comments from YouTube:

@Doggowoofenbark

3y↑3.1K

Story: Woman who can't sleep discovers by camera that her kids sneak in her bed. End.

@Loveoldies50

3y↑190

Thank you! I hate things like this one!

@justthoughts8872

3y↑76

Thanks bye

@aa-ng4ot

3y↑31

😂

@aa-ng4ot

3y↑14

@@justthoughts8872 😂

@noeljr.7724

3y↑27

Hero

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@thomaskirby6706

3y↑3K

Congratulations for holding the record for the most dragged out story I’ve ever read.

@joelove1987

3y↑67

Damn that's what I was thinking!! Jeez just cut to the moral of the story

@bboiwilliam2066

3y↑60

I’m a Christian so I’m supposed to be patient... but this is time I’ll NEVER get back. And how did she never know it was her kids? I doubt they magically walk back to their own bad before she wakes up everyday. Someone please put this video on somebody’s prayer list.

@thomaskirby6706

3y↑19

@Kendall White Guess I’m not the only one. Who’s the dummy now?

@ridge7524

3y↑5

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣

@okrham

3y↑2

Lambrenedetto's style.

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@Po1itica11yNcorrect

2y↑320

Now I know why they ask us to "smash that like button" BEFORE we watch the video.

@maithamalrasheed9786

2y↑5

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MakeWay4CJ

2y↑10

Probably for the same reason that restaurants have the audacity to demand tips for their servers well before they even provide a service worthy of it.

@Iloveyoursmile

2y↑4

@ace of ACE If you really wanna let them know you don’t like the video don’t smash anything and leave no comment YouTube will stop recommending this video. The best thing is 😶

@jonathanbair523

51w↑3

@@Iloveyoursmile Also good not to watch the video in the first place, so they do not get your watch time stats on there channel even.... Tho I did hit the thumbs down too... I will not be watching more of his click bait so no more watch time or interactions by comments/thumbs up or down....

@cooper7031

35w↑1

I do it at the end if it's good

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@yvonnewood7757

2y↑26

We mothers are always consciously aware and alert to our children's needs. This story could have been much, much shorter though!

@michaeljames3229

35w

I'm sure that you are a wonderful mother and caregiver. However, not all moms are "super heros" in fact, MANY mothers are abusive and selfish. This "We" mothers thing only serves to cover for this abuse and makes it harder for children, the victims, to be taken seriously. Remember when women told men that if they were silent or didn't do anything about a man's abusive behaviour, then they were just as guilty? Shouldn't women and mothers be held to the same responsibility?

@SaltandPepperX

Funny thing it's "we parents" you know fathers too

@XandroJM

3y↑539

Thank God for all you lovely people who spared me from wasting another couple precious minutes from my life.

@arnelabuso8252

3y↑6

I got so bored I did not finish the story

@mckinleymac3452

2y↑3

You're welcome David. This was a steaming pile of pure shit

@poopoohead8616

2y↑1

Yeah if you have to read the comments before you watch story cuz you don't want to waste your time it's a sad world

@nightskylights4501

2y↑1

Thank God for fast forward button. I went through the entire annoying "video" in less that 30 seconds. And that was 30 seconds too long.

@richardshirley2786

Me too.

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@alainbellemare2168

3y↑602

Story could have been told in 1 or 2 minutes

@mr.ponstan7522

3y↑11

I figured as much so I fast forwarded through to the point of the video.

@albarohlf3007

3y↑16

Agree! Toooo muchhhh BLAH BLAH BLAH!

@vincef.5378

3y↑4

Longer videos mean more minutes watched = more $'s from YouTube to the one who posted the video. You're welcome.

@goldierule1350

3y↑5

Also, this was so lame. I don't believe any of this garbage. ✌

@Patton507

Gotta have room for ads.

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@MarieS-jf6kg

40w↑4

That takes me back 20 y/o ago. We always left our bedroom door open so we could hear our son. He was 2 y/o and just got a new reg, bed. One night he got up and closed our bedroom door and set up a party on the dinning room table. What a mess he made, while we were sleeping. My husband woke up and then woke me up and we stood there so surprised, he had took food out of the refrigerator, pudding cups and chocolate covered Ice cream on a stick with the ice cream melting and dripping on the kittys head. He also got out the ajax but luckily didn't use it. Yes, lol they give you such wonderful memories!

@catherinegarmon3027

35w

Hahahaha!! Good one!!

@phillipmarlowe0525

2y↑10

Always drawn out of a story that can be told in about a minute.

@josephsmith3319

2y↑2

Good response

@paulcourts3627

3y↑291

So the kids came in and kept her from sleeping then went back to bed in morning before she woke up and thats why she needed a camera to figure it out? I call b.s.

@snowbird9660

3y↑21

EXACTLY! This story is hard to swallow. Someone made this story up and did a very poor job doing it.

@lmf0114

3y↑6

I could have told her that! You will never get any rest until your kids leave home. Then you worry about them until they finish college. Then worries about their future keep you up. Kids=no sleep....forever!

@lmf0114

3y↑7

Are you out of stories? Did this come from the maintenance crew that came in after hours? Or, was this a story the cab driver told you?

@Art.5.3.85

3y↑3

😄😄😄

@nightskylights4501

2y↑1

Yeah, the entire "video" was BS. And I don't know why they call these videos. it's just someone talking over a fake slideshow. So annoying.

@richyleed

3y↑676

I would not want to hear a bedtime story from this guy. It’ll last for hours.

@annhans3535

3y↑9

Never ending story.🤣

@la.adicks9240

3y↑16

That WOULD put you to sleep

@annhans3535

3y↑3

@@la.adicks9240 🤣

@Ash3s2ash3s808

3y↑4

No one would ever get to the end before falling asleep...much like this one!

@metadelic6338

😂😂

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@JFCotman

2y↑20

Aww, she instinctively cuddled them without even being conscious

@lucyrussell3907

1y↑1

Keep in mind she also let the dog tongue her at will, not implying anything but super tired when husband leaves town, she sleeps on the couch that removes any possible barriers like closed doors, i dont remember anything that happened honey, i swear, ...what? Nothin, just sayin.... child services should be advising her on how to not lose her children for endangerment, even if it is unintentional.

@brendamurray6073

2y↑3

Don't kid yourself, something happened in my home as well. I was sleeping on my couch when I awoke early one morning to find a camera on my television moving around like it was looking for something. I screemed suddenly disappeared. Very scary being home alone and find something like this going on..

@DoctorRickSanchez

3y↑292

If this guy was my school teacher I'd definitely flunk out because I'd be sleep everyday.

@maithamalrasheed9786

2y↑4

i would jump out of the window and die rather than listening to that voice everymorning😅😅😅😅

@dr.mimibee2895

Thanks- saved me time

@jonathanbair523

51w

Good thing it was so short, but way to long for nothing to be worth mentioning.... Kids and or dogs getting in and out of bed is nothing new.... He should try saying she discovered air or water.. LOL

@gcm3375

40w

And you wouldn’t be tired all day but make up for it in class!

@jancalipo490

3y↑262

Give me a break. He would be useful for my 500 word essay about nothing

@tessw9744

3y↑4

😂😂😂

@SuperDeddeh

3y↑2

haha yes

@whatsomeonesaidwastaken9216

3y↑6

the reason she is tired is because she is vegan

@thedarkerarchery3553

🤣🤣

@jasmaydaniel4910

Should find something worthwhile to do rather than waste other people's time. Soooooooo boring 🙄🙄🙄

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@justpeace999

1y↑2

This has shocked me! Parenting is exhausting? And children sneak into your bed at night. Thanks for this incredible insight 😂

@T-Man_865

34w

I'm starting to think my cat is the reason I feel the same way every day

@lesliemcintosh1499

3y↑359

Am I the only one that wonders how she doesn’t find them in her bed when she wakes for the morning? Do they magically ninja back to their beds?

@debraciehanoski5260

3y↑8

LOL I Never noticed it, but now yeah!!

@DarkWaters2009

3y↑7

it said she put them back to bed twice

@jengsci8268

3y↑11

@@DarkWaters2009 I didn't catch that part the first time. 3:58. I was wondering why they weren't in her bed in the morning too. Thanks!

@nrais76

3y↑11

And they do sometimes ninja back to bed, lol.

@wildfireintexas

3y↑2

😂

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@marcs9453

3y↑37

I feel kind of pissed off how these little stories sucker a person in so that YouTube will pay them money

@grace5121

3y↑4

I totally agree with you. That 1 I just watched was sooo lame... A video and a long story for what is called being a parent and motherhood!!! Millions of parents are drained everyday from their kids... Yep, I agree, its obvious they want money for such stupid videos... I'm pissed off 2!!!

@eddyvideostar

49w

Dear Marc S: You're not the only one: If there were protests, every house would be emptied -- the streets saturated! The sucked-off gullible is what the subterfuge social media savvy are doing to sullied sapiens.

@LAYVON20

3y↑2

😂😂😂😂😂 it just goes to show you you can never plan a good night's rest when you have little children around and dogs and cats, I love the happy ending ✌️😂😂💯

@AshleyMarieMommy

1y↑1

I have to say I was very creeped out, afraid to keep watching, in fear I would be afraid at nights because of what I was getting ready to see. Glad she didn’t have a creepy stalker! 😂

@annhans3535

3y↑61

I thought this was a ghost story.🤣. This is motherhood for the first 5 years. I still get nightmare about someone breathing on me, it was my daughter standing over me waiting for me to wake up, so she can crawl into bed with me.

@maithamalrasheed9786

2y↑3

i was excited , i thought the same there will be some ghost in her room at night , jesus i dont think i was ever more disappointed from the ending

@annhans3535

2y↑2

@@maithamalrasheed9786 🤣

@vanman757

2y↑1

Lol 😂

@hihosh1

3y↑31

I'm not usually one to do this, but I swear we need to start reporting these accounts for misleading information. I skipped to 4:07 where they are actually telling us what happened, but I am sick of these videos where they take forever to get to the point and as such scam us out of our time

@tina-mariecrocker5687

46w

Perhaps don't watch. You chose to watch so you Cant blame anyone

@hihosh1

46w

@tina-mariecrocker5687 boo, your opinion is unnecessary, it's not like you can predict how long they're going to to go on about everything except the premise of the video, I only want the premise not all the waffle

@MyBob1950

2y↑2

thats 5.40 mins of my life I`ll never get back.

@frenchie_on_the_go

2y↑2

I hate to know that peoples are being payed big money from You tube for telling an empty story !

@barbarianatgate2000

3y↑221

Melanie slept through her kids and dog climbing into bed with her.

There, just saved everyone 5:30.

No wonder they ask people to press the like and subscribe buttons before the video starts.

@lilgit9969

3y↑5

Cheers x

@martymaloney1032

3y↑6

Thank you

@ChristcentredNaturalgee

3y↑3

Thank you 😊 for telling me so I didn't have to watch the whole thing.

@whydoihavto9161

3y↑3

Thank you

@tims1686

3y↑4

not all heros wear capes

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@dianaklien1560

3y↑54

If she never woke up, why would that make her tired?! I call bs.

@nrais76

3y↑5

You can be stages of awake/asleep. You're not fully rested unless you get enough REM sleep, which can be disrupted by things like this. If it goes on long enough, it can drive you insane or kill you, varying a lot with diet and exercise, and there are sort of emergency protocols in your brain, but they don't always work.
So, public service announcement: take turns with your spouse, folks, when possible.
It was rough for us, because I'm a light sleeper but we breastfed, so even when she's getting up, I wake up anyway, and even when I'm getting up, she had to be semi-conscious when it was a hungry baby call. It worked out eventually. Mostly. I still automatically wake to check on them periodically whether I want to or not, lol.

@billywebb4325

I agree that this is pure bs!

@mckinleymac3452

@@billywebb4325
Yeah really. Hopefully the next time she really does not wake up.

@honeybunch5765

Sounds like she drugged herself 😃 Yeah a lot of nonsense, nobody sleeps that deep every minute of the night. What if her kids needed help and she never woke up during the night.

@ChrisPBacon3000

1y↑1

Women are perplexed by the most simplistic things.
Next up: A woman discovers how to change a light bulb.

@barbaradavis8452

3y↑2

I know they drag most of them out. You almost get bored waiting for the punch line. Lol

@jarrypason8885

Hello Barbara how are you doing today.

@passtheparcel2007

3y↑75

The "mystery" turned out to be normal events. No mystery!

@jamesbrown99991

3y↑1

"but none of her friends would believe her anyway"

@Boredchinchilla

3y↑1

ikr? Woman drained of her life energy by her children- News at 11. Oh wait, no, because everyone already knows that children are tiny soul sucking psychopaths that are never satisfied…

@ronnieroo227

3y↑24

How to drag out a 30 seconds story into war & peace. Kids climb into bed with Mom shock horror.

@insomniavisions

The only way I could have been MORE annoyed is if I'd been in a friend's home when she dragged out the photo albums from 1973. "Here's one of my littlest darling touching a leaf for the very first time! With her BARE HAND! So amazing! Brings tears to my eyes every time! OH! And here's one of little Sally Ann tugging at her wet diaper. Hahaha...Ohhhh dear...such memories." And now...you're annoyed too. Pass it on.

@bobburnitt5389

2y↑2

I forgot what this one was about. It took 4:30 minutes to get to the point. Don't waste your time.

@simplywonderful449

3y↑44

Never made it to REM stage of sleeping, never got truly rested.

@stanbodle6410

3y↑44

Why smash the like button before you see the content?

@pastelskies8466

3y↑1

Stan Bodle: or for any reason? lol His videos are so hokey and lack any content of REAL people.

@blessedmiracle3856

Support!!!... ....thats why... you are concentrating on your opinion counting ... more than someone having the courage to create their own content...go sit down, then set a goal...conquer that...

@jssamp4442

3y↑3

@@blessedmiracle3856 I support content that does not include misleading titles and descriptions. He didn't lie, but he did make it seem like this video was somehow interesting and that there was some reason she wasn't getting restful that wouldn't bore all of us to sleep.

@termikesmike

2y↑1

Hope everybody dislikes it -
and hopefully nothing from him will be recommended again !

@silkandstones5964

2y↑3

Whenever my niece stays the night she sleeps in bed with me. I notice my sleeping patterns change dramatically. I’m somewhere between consciousness and sleeping. It’s like I wakeup at all the right times. She kicks off blankets and I wakeup put them back on her. She figured out how to turn on the tv at low volume when she can’t sleep I don’t wakeup to that but once she starts getting too tired to move I wakeup and fix her so she sleeps with warm blankets and pillows. She once took her dipper off and I popped awake put a new one on her and scolded her then went back to sleep. The look of shock and horror mid diaper removal had me cracking up the next morning. Her mom warned me that if I don’t put pants on her at night she would try that and she never tried that with me again.

I just sleep lighter when my niece is in my bed with me. I catch her when she’s moving around in her sleep. I remove her little hands from my hair. I position her so she’s more comfortable.

I’m still kinda confused as to how I wakeup feeling refreshed even if I somehow do all that all night. It’s so odd! I’ll be up before her with breakfast ready and she will always wakeup and say “Aunti? Where Aunti?!” I’ll say “I’m in the kitchen if your hungry. Be careful getting out the bed you are only a baby!” She’s only fallen out of bed once when she was smaller but that’s about it. It’s not too high off the ground so she was more startled than hurt. Anyway that’s pretty much our night and morning rituals. The day is spend up under me and following me everywhere. She knows she’s my baby.

@kengrow3992

How horrifying is woman is so oblivious it’s amazing she doesn’t blame someone else how unsafe for her children

@davidalexoff1658

3y↑29

He piled up the pillows, blanket, and two stuffed animals to go over the top . Little ones are more clever than we think.

@MrMaike3009

3y↑14

He must have been great at those 3000 word essays at school.

@eppsman808

36w

The kids and dog come in at night sleeps in her bed with her leaves, closes the door and jump back in their bed before she gets up. Yeah, that sounds about right.

@quantumtrace777

2y↑5

Um, why is this even a story?!? Yawn

@ja6368

3y↑44

In short, dog, kids came in and crawled in and out of room at night🤫

@sunshineg6441

3y↑4

Thank you

@HelloKitty-jz5gm

3y↑2

Thank you.

@madeleyinc

3y↑27

You lost me at " she was a weegan and a mother to a tree" ??

@insomniavisions

lol...what? I'm even more lost :D

@candioree8456

Working out and staying "heldy" 😂😭😂

@candioree8456

@@insomniavisions the narrator has atrocious pronunciation border lining on speech impediment

@elle5374

Lol

@shahtaajnaqvi1021

1y↑1

Thanks God, this guy is not my school teacher.

@NoreenHoltzen

34w

Title would be “Mum Installs Camera: See How Dragged Out This Story Can Be”.

@andrewbrunner8189

3y↑34

Some of us dads and single dads go through the same and this dad loves every single minute of it. We are always wearing ourselves out for business and customers and have nothing left for our children half the time or more, thus the above happens. I changed some things around to minimize this neglect including my work schedule. My children need me far more than any customer. ...they still sleep like corn popping pretzels in my bed but with my new resolve which somehow automatically created a deeper feeling and understanding for what my children are going through (post c19) I am just fine with it all. My new work schedule, off Fri thru Mon and 10:00am to 4:00pm Tue thru Thurs. Has it hurt income? Just a bit but it certainly is not hurting my kids.

@karanfield4229

3y↑2

Lovely Dad. Yr family are blessed Sir. 🐛🦋 (lol corn popping!!! Perfect description. )

@andrewbrunner8189

3y↑1

@@karanfield4229 Thank you!

@damiion666

2y↑2

That’s what the wife is for. Go out and make some money for your family already smh

@andrewbrunner8189

2y↑4

@@damiion666 sir, did you miss something? "Single dad"

@damiion666

2y↑2

@@andrewbrunner8189 daycare…

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@trosclair434genus4

3y↑38

As a parent; as soon as he says “a small figure” I smiled and knew exactly where it was going

@hi.moriarty

💖

@thedarkerarchery3553

2y↑5

And I have no kids so I thought it was referring to a ghost.🤣

@hotdiva38

41w

What was going on cuz I don't give it

@mattrobinson4815

1y↑1

How can someone sleep that soundly yet still be exhausted in the morning.

@TownGirl04

33w

When my children where you, and they hopped in the bed.. I knew I would miss that, even then. And I do.

@joanogbue5124

3y↑9

When I tell my friends I can't sleep well on the same bed with my children, they look at me as if I am weird.

@lkreinmiller-author

3y↑38

She must be a really heavy sleeper to not wake up through all that.

@darlinebrooker843

3y↑3

After awhile..exhausted mommy just needs sleep. I remember those days too well

@cindyb3028

3y↑3

I don’t know how she didn’t even know her kids were crawling in bed with her. Makes me think what else she sleeps through.

@heathermac4024

No not at all you get that exhausted your simply on auto pilot beleave me I've made bottles and changed nappies in the middle of the night half asleep

@lkreinmiller-author

3y↑1

@@heathermac4024 I had one child who never slept more than 2 hours until he was 6 months old. But I still heard him every time he stirred. With kidlets old enough to climb out of bed and crawl in with her, I can’t imagine being too tired to feel it. But maybe she's a super low-energy person. Still weird.

@stephenc2481

I was expecting a boogie man.

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@surgeryjenny9533

38w

She needs to put serious rules in place with the kids. No, it's not good nor cute when the kids keep her from sleeping well all night when it's not an emergency. How can she run her home and drive in the daytime when she's extremely tired.

@johnbennett6349

51w↑1

Loved this i only watched 4 minutes and stopped it and slept for 5 days , I think Rip Van Winkle must have listen

@xaj1543

3y↑12

Not only is everything on this channel click bait, but
apparently they have managed to hire Elmer Fudd to
do the narration.

@elle5374

Ya , an Elmer Fudd from India. Lol.

@karanfield4229

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@richardbriones8657

That's some ware we good widieo taping. And narration
Lol

@davidalexoff1658

3y↑20

We had a crib escape artist.

@yl9135

The comments saved me from wasting 5 minutes of my life that i could have never gotten back, thanx

@dannybanani3164

POV: you have a essay paper due the next day and only have a paragraph down

@diduckd

3y↑12

This story didn’t drag out for me, I fast forwarded 95% of it, the narration content is moronic.

@beckystarrski

3y↑66

And here I thought she was being Chloroformed by someone who was living in her attic or something‼️ 🙄🤣

Don’t get me wrong. Thank goodness for the wonderful outcome!! 🥳. I guess it’s just our human nature to assume a horrific nightmare. 😳✌🏼

@FroggyMosh

Right? The weird thumbnail doesn't help either. Then My mind went to 'vampire bat', or weird woodland animal enters and randomly sleeps on her bedroom floor or something. I mean, I've gotten F-ing startled finding out a neighbor's cat been hiding in my kitchen for days on end (top floor apartment).

@chaitanyars

This cracked me up 🤣🤣

@Farr50

oh my gosh, there was a Lifetime movie years ago (2004 or 2005) about some woman that lived in this house and when she was asleep there really was some dude that had access through the walls or something....freaky movie....but I don't think anything bad ever happened to her

@thedarkerarchery3553

@@Farr50 What was it called?

@thedarkerarchery3553

Or just in American culture...
Americans think my country is "scary 3rd world" but everyone in my country is like "Be careful in America" because you could easily die by another human for no reason here...

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@ernestestrada2461

3y↑6

This happens to fathers too. I'm a single custodial dad. My children are grown now, but they used to climb into bed with me because of the strangers the ex allowed into the house into the night. Even after the ex left they still climbed into bed with me. At time of the divorce they were ages 2 to 8.

I would often wake up with all four of my children around me. The two youngest often slept at my feet.

These are such happy memories for me. At times I miss it.

I am still very close with all my children... Except my son right now he's too cool to show affection.

@jd-zr3vk

40w

I read your post quickly and I thought it said your grown children continue to climb into bed with you every night.

@ernestestrada2461

40w

@@jd-zr3vk do you know how to read? The statement clearly says "used to".

@Floating-Stick

2y↑1

I use to sneak in my Mum and dad's room and sleep between them. it was warm and I fell asleep instantly everytime, however I would start kicking in my sleep. I kicked basically all night. No idea why.

maybe I'm hyper active and was still running in my sleep. Maybe I needed to kick some energy off before I could fully relax.

Once I ran into their room shouting "My bed was shaking!" all those years ago, apparently we had a tiny teeny Earthquake that was strong enough to just rattle a young child's metal bed. It actually shaked the room, the house but not enough to break anything luckily.

@nrais76

3y↑91

You're a parent and you thought you were actually going to SLEEP?!? EVER again?!?

@markinglese3874

3y↑2

Hell yeah! My youngest is 16, came into our bedroom and woke my wife and I up because he had stomach pain. So you are absolutely spot on.

@una70

3y↑1

Soooo true!!

@traceyreed4885

@Brad1980 he was making a comment. Not whining.

@traceyreed4885

@@markinglese3874 ignore those that can't comprehend A COMMENT.

@markinglese3874

3y↑3

@@traceyreed4885 No Tracey! Brad is right. I'm a horrible parent, I taught him how to ride his bike, motor bike, hunt, camp. Pick him and his mates up at 3 am if someone's car breaks down. Sat with him in hospital when he was very sick with the croop. But people like us are terrible people 🤣🤣🤣. Also taught him how to box as well.

@spicemilktea

3y↑5

She fast forward the camera just like I did this video. My gosh!!!!!!!!! Lmfao 🤦🏻‍♂️

@AshwinEAcharya

2y↑1

Why would I smash that like button before watching the video...?

@annseven7166

3y↑1

This story never concluded, because it never explained what she did about her 3 nocturnal visitors. 👶👶🐶

@jarrypason8885

Hello Ann how are you doing today.

@greenlady43

3y↑10

Good lord! Are you being paid by the word in this narrative?

@hawattcreations4852

He has to be.

@amapparatistkwabena

3y↑12

The voice sounds real—but the way he messes up the pronunciation of very simple words is the red flag that lets you know that it’s a computer generated voice, a non-American churning out cheap content, or a dummy. Which is it?

@GigiloJohnnie

3y↑1

He's a non American dummy.

@insomniavisions

The cheap content is getting worse all the time. Such nonsense is offensive.

@ashsqx3246

When its 2am and you need to submit 5000 word essay by 9am

@robertjonesroofing2394

32w↑1

Ya know when the kids come to your bed they tend to stay until they wake up in the morning. They don't sleep walk back into their rooms.

click bait stupid story obvious the lady never had kids or whoever made up the story never had kids.

@mechanicalengineer6876

13w↑1

TITLE SHOULD READ:
Narcissism Or Malnutrition? Woman Shocked By Common Mother Experiences

@maryjackson9625

3y↑62

I was a single mom and my two kids slept with me in my bed with the door locked. No waking up in the middle of the night going out to check on them. This was a much simpler solution. When they were ready to sleep in their rooms by themselves, I gladly let them go. No brainer.

@BellaBow-ih8uu

3y↑4

When were they ready? Because my daughter is 7 and I’m over it 😫 but I also have 2 yr old Twins now and I cannot sleep they are wild sleepers🤦🏾‍♀️

@VideoCesar07

3y↑1

@@BellaBow-ih8uu 😭

@VideoCesar07

3y↑12

@@BellaBow-ih8uu Gonna let the other parents answer that. I know that some single parents have to sleep with their kids cause of space issues, etc. Dated a couple of women with toddlers and I don't know how the f they do it. Getting kicked in the ribs, elbow in the back, foot to the nose. She slept like a rock but for me it was like being in an MMA fight where I can only do defense.

@ceoofhoneyconjuredlash7326

@@VideoCesar07 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

@candioree8456

3y↑3

@@VideoCesar07 that's weird af. What kind of mother welcomes a man she's only dating to sleep in bed with her and her small child?!? Extremely odd and ill advised...

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@AntelJM

3y↑6

I couldn’t bear it dragging on forever so I fast forwarded and abandoned it when I reached the bit where they were not ghost kids. Six minutes just to say ‘Woman is tired ‘cos her kids get in her bed at night’ - Really?

@TisDoulos

2y↑1

Then put one spoon of sugar, lifted the right hand, brought it at mouth level, and took a sip... AND YOU WANT THE LIKE BUTTON CLICKED???

@richasay9077

34w

Well that’s 340 seconds of my life I’m never getting back! 🤬

@markdagostino9666

3y↑14

This reminded me of my Econ classes with a monotone instructor and two hundred people in an unventilated room…for ninety minutes, twice a week.

@titania145

3y↑1

🤦

@LCox-dt6fy

And no one killed themselves?

@insomniavisions

3y↑1

For me it was my 8th grade Physical Science teacher who sat on the edge of his desk, hands in pockets jingling change for 50 MINUTES Monday through Friday. Head down, jowls flapping in the breeze as he mumbled just loudly enough to make his lips flap in time with his jowls, but...words? Nah...just unintelligible garbledy goop. Quiz Monday on this lecture..mumblemumblemumble.

@candioree8456

3y↑1

Sounds miserable

@Canucks164eva

3y↑7

Is this a joke? 😂😂😂

So she just magically never noticed the children there every time she woke up in the morning? This video is BS.

@wesleytyler9599

Oh hell naw , this a waste of time . WAKTFUP AND STOP WASTING OUR PRECIOUS TIME ON PURE THIS USELESS 🐃💩

@Bragko

35w

Source: McDonalds

@TayWoode

37w

Maybe this narrator could help send her to sleep with a long drawn out story

@jessicali8594

3y↑5

Having to wake up in the middle of the night is the reason why motherhood of babies and toddlers is best encountered between the ages of 23 and 35. Instead, for the last few decades, most western women have spent such years partying. Some then try to conceive after 35 and find motherhood exhausting.

@karltadlock9850

3y↑5

She told the truth parenting never ends after the sun goes down I remember my young one used to wake me up at 1:00 in morning

@captainu.s.a.7980

50w

That's a great mother.GOD BLESS...

@eliara-thevoice8430

Watch this if you have insomnia. It will put you to sleep....immediately. 🤣🤣🤣

@davesworld7961

3y↑10

This guy helped write the screenplay for The Hobbit

@davidalexoff1658

3y↑17

One night we heard a thump, David, slid through the springs.

@P.B.Theriver

I can't finish listening to this! Note to self: NEVER CLICK ON FACTS WORLD AGAIN!!!

@kimwerner7171

2y↑1

Well thats 5.40 minutes I won't get back🤭

@shippy555

3y↑9

"Before we begin, make sure to smash that like button" makes absolutely no sense! How do I know I like something BEFORE I've seen it? DUH!

@termikesmike

Just do it ! And vote for me, and don't listen to anything anyone says about ....
I'll clean up everything !

@ChrisPBacon3000

It works because most people are weak, lonely followers that want to be a part of something and be told what to do.

@shippy555

@@ChrisPBacon3000 I don't remember that comment, I see it was a year ago. Good point! Thanks.

@tishratcliff9601

3y↑6

This one made me laugh. Babies, pets, or both, love never sleeps. And neither do you.

@richardv9648

It was her kids and the dog guys. Thank me for saving 6 min of your life.

@eliara-thevoice8430

You can't get your minutes back. Depart quickly. 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@VideoCesar07

3y↑6

Gotta ask that hard question: Why just not close the door? I know parenting is hard but do you have to make it harder by compromising the little rest you're gonna get until they're old enough?
As far as the amount of time it took to tell such a simple story? 🤬

@Eleahchris

37w

😂😂😂!!!

@jonniepakovich6328

3y↑8

Single dad dealing with the same thing absolutely exhausted everyday for work get home and do it again every night it really does take everything to keep it together for them

@brownie_shenandoah

Yeah, but, you have a real job and are single....she doesnt do shit for work and has a spouse....good on you for fighting the good fight, stay strong

@jarrypason8885

Hello Jonnie how are you doing today.

@TRUTHSEEKER-mh4jv

51w

If you are a parent and anything gets into the bed with you and you don't wake up, this explains why toddlers are being found outside of their homes near traffic and on streets their parents don't wake up from noise 😮 4real💯

@mcmacts238

34w

SORRY , I need my sleep and so do my children!!

@HobbsBhipp

3y↑11

I have the utmost respect for stay at home moms, I wish more women and children could experience this. Experience this - with more sleep.

@TremendouslyAngryRon

3y↑3

"She pressed the FF button" so did I! What an unfreakineventful story...

@mountainman4859

33w

So….apparently as the sun arose, her small children and dog all silently left her bed and room and snuck back to their own rooms so she would wake up and not seeing them there would never know it was them.

How likely was that?

@hopehouse4635

23w

“This story was nothing new” says a mother of 4🤣

@charleyjr.iriarte7428

3y↑6

I thought that it was a spooky story, but bless her for having such a... what you call that? Very touching and lovely! Bless!

@muddyleverton8700

3y↑4

Was she drunk or drugged? This should have been a :20 second video.

@duantorruellas716

I'm here for the possessed stuffed toy Cartman watching her sleep hahahaha

@HealingAmazing

36w

This video would be better with the original video was apart of the story 😂😂

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