Class Clown
George Carlin Lyrics


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- "Class Clown" (16:06)

- "Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow" (2:27)

- "Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?)" (5:16)

- "I Used to Be Irish Catholic" (2:57)
- "The Confessional" (4:12)

- "Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo" (3:41)

- "Heavy Mysteries" (1:59)

- "Muhammad Ali / America the Beautiful" (4:35)





- "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television" (7:03)

Overall Meaning

George Carlin's "Class Clown" is a comedic masterpiece that challenges the norm and takes a critical look at society through the lens of a middle school classroom. The entire album is filled with edgy and controversial material that pushed the boundaries of what was acceptable on vinyl. The first track, "Class Clown," sets the tone for the album by recounting a story of a boy who gets in trouble for interrupting the teacher by saying the word "shit." This sets off a hilarious chain of events that exposes the hypocrisy and ridiculousness of the school system and authority figures in general.


The next few tracks continue to poke fun at societal norms in various ways. "Wasting Time: Sharing a Swallow" is a funny take on the outdated and unrealistic "sharing is caring" notion, and "Values (How Much Is That Dog Crap in the Window?)" highlights the arbitrary and shallow nature of our values system as a whole. "I Used to Be Irish Catholic" and "The Confessional" delve into Carlin's own personal experiences and provide the listener with a glimpse into his background and beliefs.


"Special Dispensation: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory and Limbo" is a clever commentary on the concept of religion and the mental gymnastics we perform to justify our beliefs. "Heavy Mysteries" continues this theme by pointing out the absurdity of certain religious practices and beliefs. "Muhammad Ali / America the Beautiful" is a heartfelt tribute to the boxing great and the country he loved, while the final track, "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television," is a classic bit that has become infamous for its use of profanity and its role in shaping the laws surrounding indecency on the airwaves.


Line by Line Meaning

Now, wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news to balance it out tonight?
I wish the media would discuss LSD in a more positive light, to balance out the negative stories they always highlight.


Just once hear 'Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration
It would be refreshing to hear a story of someone having a positive realization while on LSD, such as the idea that everything is made up of energy vibrating at different speeds.


that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.
It would be interesting if the media would share a story about someone who realizes that we are all connected and experiencing life as a collective consciousness.


There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.
It would be amazing if the media presented the idea that death is not the end and that life is nothing more than a dream that we are all a part of. But instead, they just cut to the weather report.


Last words.
These two words can be interpreted in many ways, such as being someone's final words before they pass away or making a profound statement that leaves a lasting impression.


Now, I'd like to introduce a song about drugs and alcohol.
This is a song that touches on the subjects of drugs and alcohol.


I'm talking about the medicinal use of drugs, not toasters in the bathtub drugs.
I want to clarify that this song is not about drugs used in a dangerous or harmful manner, but rather about the potential benefits of medicinal drug use.


This song is called 'Class Clown.'
The name of this song is 'Class Clown.'


I was the class clown.
I used to be the person who entertained the class with foolish jokes and humor.


I sat in the back row of every class
I preferred to sit at the back of classrooms during my student days.


The teachers didn't notice, they didn't care
The teachers didn't pay attention to me or care about my disruptive behavior in class.


I had a loveable way of fuckin' up the air
I had a likable and humorous way of disrupting the classroom and making my classmates laugh.


Yes, I was the class clown
As previously mentioned, I was known as the class clown.


Years gone by, I'm a dog grown wild
Now years have passed and I am like a wild dog, free and untamed.


A bird on the wind, and a fish on a line
I am free to roam where I want, like a bird flying on the wind or a fish caught on a line.


Free as a feeling and always on my mind
I am always thinking about freedom and the feeling of being free.


Gonna hop high, gonna take a ride
I am going to jump high and take risks to experience the thrill of being alive.


I'm a dog in the wind, and a fish on the rise
I am like a dog running in the wind and a fish jumping out of the water, always searching for new experiences.


But one thing a dog, knows a rolling stone ain't got
Even though I live a free and unbounded lifestyle, I know that there's one thing I have that a rolling stone doesn't: friends and love.


A home
The one thing that I, as a dog on the prowl, don't have is a home.




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Chase K

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Insecticided grain.
For strip mined mountains magesty
Above the asphalt plains
America, America;
Man sheds his waste on thee.
And hides the pines
With billboard signs
From sea to oily sea."

Taking that one with me



All comments from YouTube:

Travis

His voice is so soothing and serene and he possessed such supple vocal chords no wonder why his command of audiences over the years is unparalleled.
I put him in the same company as Richard Pryor when it comes to legendary comedians. Both were undeniably original and had laser-sharp wit but George was damn near surgical with his delivery

Fred Freddy

He was surgical

Chillo

This is my favorite album by him because of it's uniqueness the other ones don't seem to have. There's a certain calm coolness charm he pertains in this which makes it fun to listen to.

wookiekiller

The greatest comedian to ever pick up a microphone.

Greg DeBaggis

Agreed! But he was so much more than a comedian he was a very intelligent and insightful observer of the human condition and he never held back on saying it like it is! We miss him more now than ever before!!

Kacy Ortiz

@guthax30 Bill Hicks and Lenny Bruce bring that to a four way tie. All important and unique in their own way

Adventures in Moodcity Pod, with Philip Hennen

@Ian Brewer Ya, for me , its probably reversed . But in the end they both were brilliant & made me roll over laughing.

Ian Brewer

Imo, Carlin best, Pryor second

Adventures in Moodcity Pod, with Philip Hennen

I remember my younger brother & I would sneak in Pryor & Carlin records. I had gotten used to the older, grouchier Carlin sense. Always funny, but I had forgotten how brilliant the young Carlin was. I listened to " Occupation Fool" yesterday while driving, I know many thought I was crazy. I had forgotten his keen sense of mimicry, all the different dialects of his childhood. Pryor & Carlin are surely on the mount Rushmore of comedy.

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David Trower

George Carlin was & still is the best comedian of all time….Hands Down!!!

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