Guys Named Todd
George Carlin Lyrics


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And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd.
It's a good fucking name OK.Hi what's your name?
Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these goofy fucking boys names comin' from. Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. These are not real names. You want to hear a real name? Eddie. Eddie is a real name, what happened to Eddie he was hear a minute ago. Jackie and Johnny and Tommy and Bill. Danny, Larry, Johnny, and Phil. What happened? Todd.
And Cody, and Dillon, and Cameron, and Tucker.
Hi Tucker, i'm Todd. Hi Todd, i'm Tucker. Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks. And fuck Tuckers friend Kyle. that's another soft name for a boy. Kyle.
Soft names make soft people. I'll bet you ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker




Overall Meaning

In this song, George Carlin expresses his frustration and annoyance towards the increasing popularity of the name Todd among boys. He acknowledges that it is, in fact, a good name, but he is tired of meeting too many people named Todd. He then goes on to list other names that he finds silly or unoriginal, such as Blake, Blaire, Blaine, Brent, Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, and Flynn, and wonders where the real names went. He contrasts these with what he considers to be real and classic names – Eddie, Jackie, Johnny, Tommy, Bill, Danny, Larry, and Phil.


Carlin believes that these “soft” names like Tucker and Kyle contribute to creating soft people, and that tough names like Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would always come out on top in a fight against Todd, Kyle, or Tucker. Through his commentary, he critiques society's tendency to follow trends and lack individuality, as seen in the naming of children with these trendy names. Overall, the song serves as a humorous take on the phenomenon of popular baby names and their effects on the culture at large.


Line by Line Meaning

And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd.
George Carlin is expressing his frustration with the overuse of the name Todd.


It's a good fucking name OK.
George Carlin acknowledges that Todd is a decent name, but he's tired of hearing it all the time.


Hi what's your name?
George Carlin is imagining a scenario where he meets a group of guys with generic names.


Todd.
One of the guys introduces himself as Todd.


And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent.
George Carlin is poking fun at similar-sounding names that have become trendy.


Where all these goofy fucking boys names comin' from.
George Carlin doesn't understand why parents give their kids such ridiculous names.


Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn.
George Carlin lists more examples of trendy names that he thinks are silly.


These are not real names.
George Carlin argues that these new names aren't as legitimate as traditional ones.


You want to hear a real name? Eddie.
George Carlin offers up a classic name as an alternative.


Eddie is a real name, what happened to Eddie he was hear a minute ago.
George Carlin laments that people don't name their kids Eddie as much anymore.


Jackie and Johnny and Tommy and Bill.
George Carlin lists some more old-school names that people used to give their kids.


Danny, Larry, Johnny, and Phil.
He adds a few more examples.


What happened? Todd.
George Carlin blames Todd, the overused name he previously mentioned, for the decline in classic names.


And Cody, and Dillon, and Cameron, and Tucker.
George Carlin continues listing modern, supposedly soft names.


Hi Tucker, i'm Todd. Hi Todd, i'm Tucker.
George Carlin imagines another generic name-based interaction.


Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
George Carlin makes fun of the name Tucker specifically.


And fuck Tuckers friend Kyle.
George Carlin doesn't like the name Kyle either, especially not as a friend of Tucker's.


that's another soft name for a boy. Kyle.
George Carlin sees Kyle as another example of a modern, supposedly effeminate name.


Soft names make soft people.
George Carlin argues that giving boys soft-sounding names might make them less tough or manly.


I'll bet you ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the shit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker
George Carlin makes a bold statement, implying that classic names are associated with toughness and modern names with weakness.




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Michael Chan

Carlin's blood pressure would've shot up 10 points hearing how we are naming babies after goofy Game of Thrones characters.

TeacherinTraining39

I used to bemoan my commonplace name, until I started hearing shit like "Hashtag," or "Khaleesi," or other stupid shit like that.

John Doe

@fafada Neil and Bob, is that your names or what you do?

fafada

Lancel Lannister, What KIND OF A NAME IS LANCEL LANNISTER?

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Bianca Bugatti

I can't meet a guy named Kyle now and keep a straight face. hahaha

Solo Rollo

@RuGgiSh BoNe all the shit kyles go through on a daily makes us tough 😂

Late Night Guitar Adventures

It's a soft fucking name.

Kyle Hoffmann

:(

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Neko blitz

When he said “Eddie....” I got scared for a second because that’s MY name and he said it so slowly...🤣😅

Thomas Venam

Haha my names tommy

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