Rape Can Be Funny
George Carlin Lyrics


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Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things.
You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk.
Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it.
Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time.
Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny."
I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?"
I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say.
"Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky.
Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind."
A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault.
They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt."
These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me.
Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything.
It all depends on how you construct the joke. What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is.
Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion.
Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper?
Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman."
And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?"
I want to say, "why did you do that?" "Well she was coming on to me. We were dancing and I got horney.
Hey, she was asking for it, she had on a tight bathrobe." I'll say, "Jesus Christ, be a little fucking selective next time will you?"


Now, speaking of rape, do you know what I wonder? I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole.
These are the kind of things I think about when I'm sitting home alone and the power goes out.
I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. I mean per capita, I know the populations are different.
Most people think it's the equator, I think it's the north pole.
People think it's the equator because it's hot down there, they don't wear a lot of clothing, guys can see women's tits, they get horney and there's a lot of fucking going on.
That's exactly why there's less rape at the equator. Because there's a lot of fucking going on.
You can tell there's a lot of fucking at the equator, take a look at the population figures.
Billions of people live near the equator. How many Eskimos do we have?
Thirty? Thirty five? No one's getting laid at the north pole, it's too fucking cold.
Guys say to their wives, "hey tonight honey, huh, tonight, huh?"
"Are you crazy? The wind chill factor is three hundred below."
These guys are deprived. Their horney. Their pent up. Every now and then...p-pmm...they bust out, they got to rape somebody.

Now, the biggest problem an Eskimo rapist has, trying to get wet leather leggings off a woman who is kicking.
Did you ever try to get leather pants off of someone who doesn't want to take them off?
You would lose your hard-on in the process.
Up at the north pole you dick would shrivel up like a stack of dimes.
That's another thing I wonder.
I wonder, does a rapist have a hard-on when he leaves the house in the morning,
or does he develop it during the day while he's walking around looking for somebody.
These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.

Overall Meaning

The song "Rape Can Be Funny" by George Carlin is a sarcastic and provocative commentary on censorship and social taboos. The lyrics express Carlin's belief that one should be able to joke about anything, including sensitive and controversial topics such as rape. He argues that comedy is a way of dealing with difficult and painful issues and that it should be allowed to explore them freely without restrictions or moral judgments.


Carlin takes issue with those who try to control what comedians can or cannot say and who invoke moral or ethical standards to limit their freedom of expression. He sees humor as a way of exposing and criticizing social norms and values, and of challenging the status quo. He uses exaggeration and absurdity to shock and provoke his audience, and to make them think about the underlying assumptions and prejudices that inform their attitudes towards rape and other sensitive topics.


The lyrics also contain a criticism of the way society tends to blame the victim in cases of rape, and of how some men use rape as a justification for their own violent or abusive behavior towards women. Carlin exposes the hypocrisy and double standards of those who blame women for dressing provocatively or for being sexually active, and who see them as deserving of rape or punishment. He argues that such attitudes are unjust and unhelpful, and that they perpetuate a culture of violence and victimization.


Overall, the song "Rape Can Be Funny" is a bold and controversial commentary on taboo subjects and social norms. It challenges the audience to question their assumptions and prejudices, and to embrace the value of free expression and critical thinking. However, it is a highly divisive and inflammatory piece of work that may offend many people, and that raises important questions about the limits of humor and the responsibilities of artists and comedians in addressing sensitive and controversial topics.


Line by Line Meaning

Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things.
Some groups in the country have censored speech that they believe is harmful or not appropriate.


You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk.
Many groups in America have tried to restrict speech.


Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about something but you can't joke about it.
Many people want to set limits on what you can and can't say or joke about.


Say you can't joke about something because it's not funny. Comedians run into that shit all the time.
Some people believe certain topics are off-limits to humor, but comedians often try to find humor in controversial subjects.


Like rape. They'll say, "you can't joke about rape. Rape's not funny."
Rape is one of the topics that some people believe is too sensitive or painful to joke about.


I say, "fuck you, I think it's hilarious. How do you like that?"
George Carlin believes that comedy should not have any limits and you should be free to joke about whatever you want.


I can prove to you that rape is funny. Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd.
George Carlin argues that humor can be found in almost any situation, even ones that may seem taboo, like rape.


See, hey why do you think they call him "Porky," eh? I know what you're going to say.
George Carlin uses a crude example to illustrate how humor can be found in any situation, even ones as dark and taboo as rape.


"Elmer was asking for it. Elmer was coming on to Porky.
Many people might try to justify rape by blaming the victim, which is a harmful and dangerous attitude.


Porky couldn't help himself, he got a hard- on, he got horney, he lost control, he went out of his mind."
George Carlin is poking fun at the excuses people make to try to justify rape and how ridiculous they sound.


A lot of men talk like that. A lot of men think that way. They think it's the woman's fault.
Victim-blaming is a common attitude towards rape and sexual assault.


They like to blame the rape on the woman. Say, "she had it coming, she was wearing a short skirt."
Blaming the victim for their clothing choices or behavior is another harmful and problematic way of thinking about rape.


These guys think women ought to go to prison for being cock teasers. Don't seem fair to me.
George Carlin is criticizing the idea that women should be punished for being sexually attractive or for engaging in sexual behavior.


Don't seem right, but you can joke about it. I believe you can joke about anything.
Despite acknowledging the gravity and seriousness of topics like rape, Carlin still believes that comedy should not have any limits.


What the exaggeration is. What the exaggeration is.
Exaggeration is a key component of most jokes and comic routines.


Because every joke needs one exaggeration. Every joke needs one thing to be way out of proportion.
An exaggerated element is commonly seen in many comedic routines and is essential to most jokes.


Give you an example. Did you ever see a news story like this in the paper?
George Carlin cites a news story as an example for how exaggeration is often used in comedy.


Every now and then you run into a story, says, "some guy broke into a house, stole a lot of things, and while he was in there, he raped an 81 year old woman."
Carlin provides a news story as an example of how exaggeration is used in comedy and how it can help make a delicate subject more accessible to an audience.


And I'm thinking to myself, "WHY??? What the fuck kind of a social life does this guy have?"
George Carlin is using humor to criticize how ridiculous and depraved sexual assaults are.


I wonder is there more rape at the equator or the north pole. These are the kind of things I think about when I'm sitting home alone and the power goes out.
George Carlin uses humor to pose a thought-provoking question about the global prevalence of rape.


Most people think it's the equator, I think it's the north pole.
George Carlin takes a humorous stance in his opinion on where rape might be more prevalent.


People think it's the equator because it's hot down there, they don't wear a lot of clothing, guys can see women's tits, they get horney and there's a lot of fucking going on.
George Carlin is using humor to mock the idea that sexual behavior is dictated by weather conditions or clothing choices.


That's exactly why there's less rape at the equator. Because there's a lot of fucking going on. You can tell there's a lot of fucking at the equator, take a look at the population figures.
George Carlin is arguing that sexual activity is more prevalent in areas with more population density, which makes sexual violence less prevalent.


Everyone has a right to enjoy sex in their own way, but rape is not acceptable under any circumstances.
George Carlin uses humor to remind his audience that rape is a heinous crime that should never be taken or joked about lightly.


No one's getting laid at the north pole, it's too fucking cold.
George Carlin uses humor to take a stance on why rape might be less prevalent in colder regions.


Guys say to their wives, "hey tonight honey, huh, tonight, huh?"
George Carlin is using humor to paint a picture of sexual frustration in relationships that live in colder climates.


"Are you crazy? The wind chill factor is three hundred below."
George Carlin is using humor to show how people use weather conditions to justify not engaging in sexual behavior


These guys are deprived. Their horney. Their pent up. Every now and then...p-pmm...they bust out, they got to rape somebody.
George Carlin uses humor to show the twisted logic that sexual frustration can lead to rape


Now, the biggest problem an Eskimo rapist has, trying to get wet leather leggings off a woman who is kicking.
George Carlin uses humor to comment on the fact that rape is never acceptable under any circumstances.


Did you ever try to get leather pants off of someone who doesn't want to take them off? You would lose your hard-on in the process.
George Carlin uses humor to paint a picture of how sexual violence typically does not follow any sort of consensual or sexual act.


That's another thing I wonder. I wonder, does a rapist have a hard-on when he leaves the house in the morning, or does he develop it during the day while he's walking around looking for somebody.
George Carlin uses humor to pose a thought-provoking and dark question about the motives and mental states of rapists.


These are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools.
George Carlin is using humor to accentuate how dark and taboo his material is.




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Pottterbean

Archedgar
Haha, wow. Wow.
Okay, let's try and respond to this incredibly vitrilolic and ill considered rant, shall we?

1) I stated, correctly, that you were an American. I was being general, you're from Mexico. I'm personally from England, but wouldn't try and catch someone out for saying I'm from the UK, for example.

2) I'd really love to hear your explaination as to how "white men from the United States are the most DISCRIMINATED group in the world" Like, seriously. I can't even imagine that's possible to argue. Please suggest some measure by which we can objectively quantify 'oppression' though, otherwise we'll just be arguing semantics.

3) While admittedly, as a hispanic man, you're more than capable of experiencing racism, it seems you don't quite understand it. Racism is prejudice plus power. Speaking out against a system wherein a certain group has an unfair amount of power isn't racism, it's basically the opposite. Your third paragraph literally doesn't make sense.

4) Interesting that you're calling me human garbage for trying to illustrate the fact that many people, other than yourself, are hurt by these kinds of comments/jokes. For trying to stand up for rape victims. It might be worth looking at the side you're standing on - are you ultimately doing more harm, or good, by telling people to go and 'get raped'.



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cabshdun

"I believe you can joke about anything" and this is why George Carlin was one of our greatest comedians.

Isaac Gleeth

+cabshdun

And South Park was influenced by that idea and continues to do so. Stone and Parker hold nothing sacred when it comes to comedy or satire.

Alexander Lindell

+Anthony Badessa It was Comedy Central that were the cowards. Matt and Trey wanted to do it.

Wiley Sells

+popcornfralla
Exactly. They have actually shown a cartoon of Muhammad in the "Super Best Friends" episode, which CC won't play ever again.

Wesley Reed

+xCuboxMagicox I would tell you the two 9/11 jokes I have, but they always seem to fall flat......

Night Angel

+cabshdun Who knew? Comedians joke about the things considered important since that gets the most laughs. It's almost like comedians, not just George Carlin, know that politics and religion get lots of laughs if you do a "us vs them" setup.

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willowoodz

as a rape survivor who’s slowly coming to terms with my story, being able to laugh about it, strangely enough, makes me feel so empowered

James (surname pending)

i think that humor can aid in reflection and helps you to process your trauma. combine that with the feeling that you've overcome this awful event by laughing about it and it just proves the old addage that laughter is the best medicine. hope ur doin okay

Gazzster

Personally always thought r jokes pissed survivors off because it normalised r. Having to take a reassessment of how I think rn, that people who are affected by trauma can still enjoy comedy about it.

It’s a nice feeling to reassess.

CHR15ISDEAD

Makes me sad to think about it

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