George Lopez (born April 23, 1961) is an American comedian, actor, and talk… Read Full Bio ↴George Lopez (born April 23, 1961) is an American comedian, actor, and talk show host. He is mostly known for starring in his self-produced ABC sitcom George Lopez. His stand-up comedy examines race and ethnic relations, including Mexican American culture. He was the host of the late-night talk show Lopez Tonight on TBS until its cancellation on August 12, 2011.

George Lopez was born to a Mexican-American family and grew up in the San Fernando Valley near Los Angeles, California. He became a popular stand-up comedian, especially among the Latino community for his satirizing of Mexican-American life and culture in the United States. Much of his humor was drawn from the financial poverty of his upbringing and of the Latino community in general. He has released four albums of recorded stand-up comedy shows, including Right Now Right Now and Team Leader, which was nominated for a 2004 Grammy for Best Comedy Album. [1] He appeared in The Latin Kings of Comedy, where he was special guest along with other top Latino stand-up comedians. Alien Nation in 1996 was his first album released of his stand-up comedy shows. His current stand-up comedy DVD is Why You Crying?. He recently released "El Mas Chingon" in September of 2006.

Jack In the Box
George Lopez Lyrics

We have lyrics for 'Jack In the Box' by these artists:

Baby Kaely Ever heard me rap rapping before? In for some? Coulour orang…
c.o.k.e. People tell me I howl oddly It’s beyond me Box I don’t fit…
Clodagh Rodgers Stop - don't say you'll put me down Love - don't…
E-Phunk's People tell me I howl oddly It’s beyond me Box I don’t fit…
Elysean Fields It's been seven years now Living in this box Closed in on…
Gavyn Bailey Never thought I'd be here, writing a song about us…
Higelin Jacques Choeurs Jack in the box Jack out of the box Jack in the…
Howling Syn [Chorus:] Rainy faces of mine My steps behind Chanting to…
J. Rhys Dfunds Cal1sto & Luca Santamaria Uh! Yo! Uh! Uh! Can't put no price on this (Nah) I'm bring…

Jack Slater Being correct tangle... noises surround me the tension leave…
Jacques Higelin Choeurs Jack in the box Jack out of the box Jack in the…
Jean-Pierre Armengaud My clothes are all ragged my goodwill coat's not the…
La-Le-Lu VERSE He's got some defects Couple missing screws …
Love to Sing Jack in the box, Jack in the box, Quiet and still. Will…
Man With No Name AFI Answer That And Stay Fashionable Rizzo In The Box I'm al…
N.C Ci son cose che non sai (che non sai) Non mi…
Not Available Jack in the box, me in big trouble. Hope is…
S.J. Dan Honestly, shout out to Britney Spears What she went through …
The Elysian Fields It's been seven years now Living in this box Closed in on…
The Jackpots Love is a game, always the same I'm like a toy,…
The Moments Jack comes out of the box The bears came home and…
Tommy Dell I was standing inside a little toy shop Just the other…
U2 Delayed for a time, trip for an answer We're in for…
Various Artists Kid:] Next motherfucker's gonna get my metal On we plow The…
void droid Don't know if you're awake or not Your eyes feel all…
Zez Confrey and His Orchestra You can take the moon, gather up the stars And the…

We have lyrics for these tracks by George Lopez:

Fame Fame makes a man take things over Fame lets him loose,…

Going Back Five Times I know radio prolly ain't gonna play this... but chopper go…

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Comments from YouTube:

@graffaholic

5y↑233

All these years later and this shit is still accurate, funny af, and relevant af!

@lisaking6790

37w↑9

😂😂😂 my husband and I listen to this sometimes headed to jack in the box from our late night casino trips

@VegasBuggMan

3y↑52

Grew up in Vegas and this was every jack in the box. This bit still cracks me up 🤣🤣

@attackonmars5198

1y↑2

Same bro lol that Jack in the box on Bonanza and Eastern is where this happens lol 🤣

@iammzjuicy5212

5y↑282

If you've ever been to jack nthe box then you laughed just as hard as I did lol

@estebansanchez5942

5y↑9

juicy lipz i know
Every time the damn voice box sounds like
Welcome to jack in the box can I kill you ha ha

@MercSamurai09

2y↑2

I used to work at Jack in the box.

@ilialuke5073

23w

Yes!!!!

@BeelySalasBlair-uy5wn

22w

😂

@Dakotastx

20w

@@MercSamurai09Do you have horchata?

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@paolaviolet7

4y↑32

Hahaha never get old! Love it hahaha thank you Mom for teaching me Spanish.

@cassi3619

4y↑126

2020 still make me laugh 😂

@raymondvelez4110

After 10 years of not watching it it made me laugh like I first watched it

@Private-ed5qq

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@j0ee_m

2y↑28

Went to jack one time recently and the employee had a latino accent and instantly thought of this and barely made it through the order 😂😂

@Gbs-ug1sm

21w

I still love Jack in the Box to this day 🤣💀

@TomDeVito

4y↑82

"You want a Yumbo Yack?" Lmaooo I laughed so hard I spit out my beer

@mariahdibben4066

3y↑14

My favorite bit of his! This never gets old!

@sixpack18

1y↑7

I remember crying laughing to this when I was a kid lol

@hydralyrics8995

3y↑17

This is actually making me laugh so hard

@SoapinTrucker

4y↑65

Born and raised in SoCal, I love this this is great!!!!! 🤣💯

@wendybacker5092

That seem so amazing dear 🥰🥰

@oliverhakim414

3y↑9

I love how george used this in his show 😂😂

@MrSpice0011

1y↑4

Just had Jack in the box for the first time today because of this clip ... wow is this so accurate 😂 🤣

@villadelrefugio

3y↑40

"Tell Horchata I want a Pepsi " 💀💀

@arsenakopian4478

1y↑3

george makes me laughhh 😂😂😂😅😅❤

@animefun7703

3y↑29

I just realized he did this same exact joke in his show too! 😂😂😂😂

@omarmunoz8947

4y↑28

This is What has made me Crack up the most out of George Lopez jokes!

@unownhuman8730

2y↑6

I worked for McDonald's for six years and I cashed it out mr. Lopez at the back booth. I know it could be look alike but it was the time the smurf toys were in happy meals even i was wrong about who it was I grew up watching his TV shows, moves, and stand up so seeing him at work was a true honor 😇🥰

@manofonetitle

42w↑3

I used to work at Jack in the Box when I was a teenager....they always put me on the drive thru register for this exact reason.

@jimhershey5487

36w

Did u ever do this whole bit with the customers?

@faridmejia5820

2y↑6

Fountain drinks 😂😂😂😂😂I’m in tears

@Woemin

2y↑7

2021 still relevant in all of SoCal 😂

@lilahdog568

4y↑99

0:46 I laughed so hard at this. It sounds like he's saying "can I kill you!?"

@awesometacularhero

4y↑1

Lol

@adoriaanneise2393

3y↑3

You want some shit?!

@120metallist

12y↑25

Hahahah this shit is funny i was talking about it today at school xD the Fountain drink part cracks me up xD

@massapower

29w

Better then any crappy Ridiculous Comedy podcasts of today

@timmcclellan3278

3y↑3

Funny thing every I seen GL got the magic.

@Cassyc88

4y↑38

Omg this is so true I remember I'd be pissed because the people in the drive thru didnt know English and sometimes I'd get irritated lmao but I love my latinos

@Cassyc88

4y↑1

@Joe Buden Mexican

@angeldelgado5196

@Cassy Elaine you kinda look latina yourself with the blond hair and the black roots you sure your not a latina?😂

@jlh4jc

3y↑7

Is Horchata also a fountain drink? I googled it and it shows a rice drink with cinnamon. Just asking.

@Irishmahn87

3y↑3

I’ve had it before, it’s actually pretty good stuff

@rubenmartinez5602

Salvadoran Horchata Is the best 🇸🇻

@BallDGull

@Irishmahn87 "(in Spain and Latin American countries) a milky drink made from ground almonds, tiger nuts, or rice."

TIGER NUTS? WTF

@shadowx2229

36w

Nah its a desert drink like chocolate milk or whatnot but made with cinnamon. pretty much base culture for all of latin america

@SickestNewbie00zer0

4y↑3

George Lopez on drink champs! Make it happen N.O.R.E. 🙌🏽

@isaiahgarcia7569

4y↑14

this joke reminded me of my dad when he worked drive-thru at McDonald's in the 90s his English is better now but still needs some work.

@pbsfundingaddict790

37w↑2

You want papa fritas? You want a French Fry? My friends are fine, thanks. I die every time I hear that! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

@ColleenCCA

4y↑87

I like how he does the white guy’s voice. 😂

@cg-ny9078

4y↑10

Yes! And his FACE!🤣😂

@thatguywholovesmovies409

3y↑6

@CarmenNY the facial expressions always get me 🤣

@CarShopping101

3y↑4

That white guy's name is probably something like Tucker or Tyler

@montygreen6228

@Jim Everett I was thinking his name might be BUBBA.

@thanksyou8984

4y↑67

If ur an employee at jack in the box I dare u to do this
Try not to get fired lol

@laellett7527

4y↑15

Quieres queso? I said do you want a sheeeeeese! 😂😂😂

@Jean_Pierre_Wehry

3y↑21

2021 gang checking in. This is one my favorite George Lopez bits.

@wendybacker5092

Hello Jean, your comment it's so lovely,the video it's so funny 🥰🥰🥰

@jetski1562

4y↑42

I have a coworker that sounds like this lol

@hersheyslim

35w↑1

Jack In The Box in Dallas Texas 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my very first time and he is DEAD ON 🎯🎯🎯😂

@lorenaperez6293

4y↑3

Lmao!!! So true😂

@Vincent94826

12y↑51

this video is funny as shit

@edithdlp8045

5y↑3

It's funny because it's true especially if you live in Los Angeles😂 which I do.

@STFU255

2y↑3

That’s actually how I order at Jack In The Box.. Always say Yumbo Jack

@juanleon8482

10y↑8

Buenisimo este guy, la pura verdad acabo de comer en jack in the box stupid! Lol..

@OpenBlank4723

1y↑3

George Lopez is the funniest Comedian alive

@pbsfundingaddict790

24w↑1

I agree! He’s my favorite comedian.

@robertchavez989

2y↑1

So many years later, and I'm STILL trying to find a Pinche JACK N THE BOX that FUCK'n serves Horchata 😏

@Yz7rvly

4y↑6

Whai yu no sed Soda stooped that shit killed me🥶😂

@juanlumbreras1756

4y↑5

Omg gorge Lopez is funny 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@ShidoriganX

I'm watching this on Netflix right now and I noticed the ending where he list the sodas was taken out

@rmay883

3y↑4

Oh, shit. Hes not kidding. I got a transfer to work with me at hardees from jacks an he was Mexican

@marcovaladez473

5y↑10

GOAT 🐐

@rigomanjarrez3004

5y↑1

Marco Valadez ok!!! No

@dwayneelizondomountaindewh6073

1y↑1

every jack in the box ever

@cici6295

😂😂😂😂😂

@killablue45

12y↑20

this so funny and through i go to fast food place and i can't understand what some of them say

@BuhdeeProductions

42w

2:02 you can hear a woman gasp when you know it’s true 😂

@jesusmireles3872

Funny ASF seen as kid n still do George Lopez speaks la neta FTP

@edithdlp8045

5y↑11

I can see my son when I see george make faces on how they speak english. My son says that he had a hard time at del taco when he asked them not to put red sauce on his burrito and they put red sauce and even gave him extra packets. What part of NO did they do not understand. NO is the same in english and spanish. But well they are at least trying.

@travislee5332

4y↑1

Hell yeah!! Funny shit!!!

@evropa3570

Edith Dlp 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@xolotlacuna338

4y↑1

They probably did it on purpose and laughed about it when your son left. I used to do stuff like that when I worked fast food.

@toowolffie8035

Bruh I’m fucking dying bruh bruh 😂🤣

@paulfromt.o.7384

I don't think there's a Y in Jack. Lol 😆

@Marilynpcabrera

13y↑14

Lol xD Georgee Lopez<33

@Star-vg7ix

5y↑1

Lmao!!!!!

@STREETACTIVETV

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ryanpulliam8987

4y↑14

"I SAY DO YOU WAN ESHEEEEEEEESE? "

@michaelepfeiffer1001

4y↑1

Best comedy

@user-nc1mk3wz7q

"what is what is it what it is "😂😂😂

@fan.80s_90s

44w

El Soda? El soda? Porque no me dijo soda? He tell me fountain drink like I'm a stupid.

@calvinpalmer1703

3y↑5

Reminds me of the one episode in George Lopez.

@animefun7703

3y↑1

Same here. I didn't realize it till a few days ago! 😝😝

@ruth80809

3y↑1

I just saw the clip! It was sooo funny lol

@themaincrunch8773

3y↑1

"Quieres Queso"
"do You wanna sheeeeeeeeeeese"

@davidalpizar410

Best ever😛🗽

@Sando323

4y↑7

At the drive through rn and the lady said yambo yack

@treefitty0350

18w

What it is, not Juarez cabron, what is it 😂😂😂😂

@faridmejia5820

Esprite 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@keanocazares3777

4y↑7

Yambo yack 😂😂😂

@adhd_with_pennies4867

mexican version of bill Cliton

@slamminpotatoes4508

1y↑1

carlos mancia has a joke just like this about Puerto Rican fast-food workers in nyc.

@FROSTYDAGOD

15y↑16

i love this video

@arsenakopian4478

u made me laugh Lopez funny fuk mg heart hurts

@pinkworld9384

Espry Estupé!😂💜

@scrrrjohn8114

4y↑5

You want horchata🤣🤣🤣🤣

@epdlp4506

4y↑3

Horchata is a rice water made with cooked rice, condensed milk and cinnamon. Delicious!!! They only have it at POLLO LOCO.

@scrrrjohn8114

4y↑1

Edith Dlp we all know horchata is

@epdlp4506

4y↑2

@Scrrr John Many do not know. Specially if you live in states with no Mexican American population.

@cg-ny9078

@adc214 Tell Horchata I want a large Pepsi!🥤 🤣😂

@silvaabel00

20/20

@erikkumitsubashi1048

1y↑2

"E-SPRITE"

@thanksyou8984

4y↑18

U want sheessss?😂

@davidalpizar410

😘🗽

@rebeccap5538

34w

My friends are fine 😅

@GabrielMartinez-pe6ln

4y↑3

What’s this stand up special called?

@NanNanGaming92

Why you crying? The name

@joseesparza7488

Esprai estupeh!

@Braga_18

LMAO! Horchata

@The_Wolf_Fury

5y↑31

Son of a Bish!

@YeooJohn

Mans don’t miss

@lamusic5546

52w↑1

Yumbo yack lolll spot on

@JamesDeanRivera

5y↑12

Esprite esp esprite

@rudysilva9669

MexicAn gueys j Valentino 😭😭😭😭

@ulisesbedoya1360

5y↑16

What is, what is say...

@laellett7527

4y↑1

What it is it 😂😂

@javierrangel1435

3y↑1

es soda?

@alanguandique8575

Cool

@pussyfootproductions775

4y↑3

I think he stole this bit from Carlos Mencia.

@lvtinoheat920

4y↑2

If he did, its funnier forsure

@rostifardian

4y↑2

Which is funny because Carlos is a known joke thief. But he's still funny cause of his delivery

@statemilitary1222

4y↑3

No mencia is fucking lying thieving bastard!!!

@ryanpulliam8987

@STATE MILITARY your picture on here makes this comment hypocritical

@CarShopping101

3y↑1

Carlos Mencia sucks

@davidalpizar410

What is what issed 😃😝 sona of abeach espride 😃 best Im so proud of comedians like George he is the best 🗽😀😝

@JOHNSMITH-dc6lr

LLLMMMFFFAAAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! IBPROFIN TIME

@itsjimsley

7y↑3

Tacos

@eddiebuenrostro447

3y↑1

1:39
You want a frene frine

@CompaGabe

David Manzo?

@eliazerrodriguez1410

5y↑10

Damn shame too, I remember when those jobs were for high school students to get them ready for the working world. Now you have to speak Spanish to order food.

@loza113

4y↑14

Wingster Rod shut the fuck up

@Sprite_525

4y↑8

“Oh no the world changed!” Get over it

@angeldelgado5196

3y↑1

This is the most priveledged comment ive ever seen 😂

@kotoamatsukami-

3y↑1

boohoo bitch the world changes and WILL CONTINUE TO CHANGE, you prejudice pretentious fucks should just hush the fuck up and deal with it otherwise just off yourself for us.