The Forest
Ghostface Killah Lyrics

I see buds that are green, red roses too
I see the beauty all around me, both the good (red roses) and the bad (weed).

I see the blunts, for me and you
I see the joints, ready to smoke and share with the people around me.

And I say to myself, what a wonderful world
I appreciate the world around me, the good and the bad, and am thankful for all of it.

It's the illest little story for all the girls and boys
This is a twisted story that both children and adults can enjoy.

Wonderland you should see it, ch-yo
This is a magical and surreal world that you need to experience for yourself.

Animated actors that become ya toys
The characters in this world are larger than life and feel like they could come to life and become real toys.

Once you see it, don't believe, ch-yo
This world may seem too crazy to believe, but you should enjoy it for what it is.

Hey yo, my wiz play the flute, I stroll through the forest like
My wife plays music, and I leisurely walk through the forest as I contemplate the world around me.

Peace, pussies, trees, hello, how was your day? Have you seen the prince?
I greet all of the living things around me with a friendly hello, and ask if anyone has seen the missing prince.

Haven't seen him since he pushed Humpty Da-Dumpty fell off the fence
The prince has disappeared since he pushed someone (perhaps Humpty Dumpty) off a fence, and no one knows where he went.

The smurfs fell out laughin', Heckle toe Jeckle at min,
The Smurfs were laughing at a joke, while Heckle and Jeckle (two black and white birds) watched nearby.

They took my medicade card, he's a good friend
Someone stole my Medicaid card, but it was probably just a misunderstanding because I know they are a good person.

Bugs still sniffin', Daffy Duck snitchin'
Bugs Bunny is always up to something suspicious, while Daffy Duck is a tattle-tale.

And heard that crazy Bird took the stand on the Simpsons
I heard that a crazy bird testified in court in an episode of The Simpsons.

Bet you "my golly, oh glory" with a story to tell
I bet I could tell you an interesting story that would make you exclaim 'my golly, oh glory!'

Droopy got knocked, now he Muslim in jail
Droopy was arrested and is now a Muslim in jail, perhaps as a result of his experiences in the prison system.

His name is Abdrul, Colorful, Snow White tattoo
Droopy now goes by the name Abdrul, and has a colorful personality reflected by his Snow White tattoo.

She used to send him mad flicks in Cash Rule
Droopy's girlfriend used to send him suggestive photos (flicks) in exchange for money.

And the cat too, old girl who's clackin' her shoes
The cat was also involved in shady business dealings, along with a woman who is always wearing clacky shoes.

And that wicked witch broke her broom, clappin' at school
A witch broke her broom while clapping at a school event, perhaps because of her own carelessness.

It happens every night, I seen it, shoot outs in Jellystone Park
There are frequent shootouts that occur at night in Jellystone Park, and I have personally witnessed it.

Kermit had the whip, he did from the Narks
Kermit had a car that he acquired from unsavory sources, possibly the police.

They bagged Woody, Shaggy shot dead in his hoodie
Woody (from Toy Story) was caught by authorities, while Shaggy (from Scooby Doo) was killed while wearing a hooded sweatshirt.

Tweety did the Bird, "I thaw, I thought I thaw a putty"
Tweety Bird made a witty pun, suggesting that he 'thought he saw a putty' but he is the bird, not the cat.

Ghost, please you don't even want to know
Trust me, you don't want to know the things I have seen and heard.

Droopy Long wrote a song, like to hear it, here it go
Droopy Long (aka Abdrul) wrote a song and wants to share it with everyone.

Ricochet Rabbit had a habit, he was savage
Ricochet Rabbit had a bad habit, perhaps suggesting he was known for being mean or violent.

Bruto slapped, Magoto slapped out his glasses backwards
Someone named Bruto slapped someone else named Magoto, causing their glasses to be knocked off backwards.

Magelity used to come to class wit rachets
Someone named Magelity used to bring guns (ratchets) to class.

He was known in the hood, plus good for his classics
Magelity was known in the neighborhood, and was also skilled at classic musical works.

Slashes, blast four-fifths, diamond cut, hollow point tips
Guns are being fired and they have diamond cut, hollow point tips designed to cause maximum damage.

Big Boy bustin' out his corderoy fix
Big Boy is wearing corduroy clothing and is ready for action.

Eleven, way beyond is little boy fit
Eleven is a person who is mature beyond their years, no longer fitting into the stereotype of a 'little boy.'

Magoo, he gon' catch him at the teachers' conference
Someone named Magoo is planning to catch someone else at a school event where teachers will be present.

So later that week durin' open school night
Later in the week, during an open school event, something significant happens.

Everybody there, saw open school fight
Everyone in attendance witnessed a physical fight during the open school event.

Blows is big, Olive Oil was pissed
The fight was violent with large blows, and even Olive Oil (from Popeye) was upset by it.

The wolf was too, they murdered one of the pigs
The wolf (from Little Red Riding Hood?) was also present at the fight, and one of the pigs was killed.

He said, "What great big heat you have"
Someone (perhaps the wolf) commented on the impressive fire power of another person's weapon.

He replied, "Fuck my gun I'll eat you fast"
The owner of the gun could care less about the weapon, and would rather rely on his own physical abilities to defeat his opponent.

He said, "What great big teeth you have"
Someone (perhaps the wolf) commented on the impressive teeth of another person or animal.

"Mothafu, you better look at all the beef you have"
The owner of the teeth retorts, suggesting that the other person should be more worried about their own problems.

After that though, Jerry, Tom's the cat, Ruther Rats
After the fight, we move on to a new scene, which includes Jerry (of Tom & Jerry), Tom the cat, and other rats.

Riff rat, courageous cat, Jossie and the Pussycats
Other characters are introduced, such as a brave cat and a rock band called Josie and the Pussycats.

Porky Pig ripped shag, Elmer Fudd's double snub cartoon gat
Porky Pig smoked marijuana, while Elmer Fudd had a double-barreled cartoon gun.

Had sat in the back of the Hat, the hippos had O's
Someone had sat in the back of 'the Hat' (a metaphor for the world, perhaps), as hippos used drugs (O's, maybe opium?)

Wilma had fucked Johnny Bravo
Wilma (from The Flintstones) had sex with Johnny Bravo (from the cartoon of the same name).

Richie had his shit snatched then yapped at a live show
Richie had his stuff (maybe drugs?) stolen from him, then he complained about it during a concert.

That bitch dollar boated yo, Astro screamed on Dino
A woman named Dollar had some kind of conflict with someone else, while Astro (from The Jetsons) screamed at Dino (from The Flintstones).

That's what he gets for ass-betting Snoopy see-low
Someone got what they deserved after betting on something (racing?) involving Snoopy (from Peanuts comic strips).

Goofy had kilos, big hole in his nose, wind blows
Goofy (from Disney) was in possession of kilograms of drugs and has a visible nostril injury from using them. The wind is blowing around him out in the open.

Heard he was Moe, and showed how he rolled
I heard that Goofy was in charge (Moe) and he showed everyone how he ran things.

Peter Pan's the man, he heard Grammy was blood-ed
Peter Pan (from Disney) is a cool guy, and heard that someone named Grammy was involved in violence.

She shot Ms. Piggy, she's superior on her set
Grammy shot Ms. Piggy (from The Muppets), and is now highly respected within her own community.

Pippy Long Stocking had it poppin'
Pippy Longstocking (from the book series) was causing a lot of excitement or trouble.

Her and Barney had an army out in pink house, the shit was rockin'
Pippy and Barney (from the Flintstones) had something exciting happening at the 'pink house' (maybe a reference to drugs?), and it was a lot of fun.

Guess who got rich and bounced? Scrooge McDuck, he had an ounce
Scrooge McDuck (from Disney) got rich and left, perhaps leaving behind some drugs (an ounce)?

Ain't no money out in CandyLand, we out
There's no money left in the drug trade in Candy Land, so we are moving on and leaving.