A Fine Romance
Ginger Rogers Lyrics


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A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants
I never had the chance, this is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I'll take jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance, with no quarrels
With no insults, and all the morals
You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend, this is
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
We don't have half the thrills that "The March of Time" has

A fine romance, with no clinches
A fine romance, with no pinches
You never give the orchids I send a glance




No, you like cactus plants
This is a fine romance

Overall Meaning

In A Fine Romance by Ginger Rogers, the singer is expressing her feelings of disappointment towards her romantic partner. She describes their relationship as a fine romance, but one that lacks any physical or emotional intimacy. The lyrics suggest that the singer wants more from the relationship, but her partner is unresponsive, leaving her feeling frustrated and unfulfilled.


The first verse sets the tone of the song, highlighting the lack of physical intimacy between the couple. The second verse goes on to describe the emotional distance between them, with the singer feeling as though she cannot connect with her partner on a deeper level. The third verse uses humor to convey the singer's sense of desperation, implying that her partner is as unresponsive as a seal in the Arctic Ocean.


Overall, A Fine Romance is a bittersweet song that captures the frustration and heartbreak of unrequited love. The lyrics are witty and cleverly written, conveying a sense of longing and disappointment that will be relatable to anyone who has experienced a similar situation.


Line by Line Meaning

A fine romance, with no kisses
Our relationship lacks the passion and intimacy that usually comes with romance


A fine romance, my friend, this is
Unfortunately, this is what our relationship has turned into


We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
We should be passionate and lively, like a couple in love


But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
However, you are emotionally distant and unresponsive


A fine romance, you won't nestle
You are not interested in physical affection or cuddling


A fine romance, you won't wrestle
You aren't willing to work through our problems or disagreements


I've never mussed a crease in your blue serge pants
I have never been close enough to you to even slightly disrupt your composure


I never had the chance, this is a fine romance
Our relationship lacks any excitement or opportunity for growth


A fine romance, my good fellow
I'm addressing you in a cordial way, but our relationship is not romantic in nature


You take romance, I'll take jello
You don't take our relationship seriously, while I am more invested in it


You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
You are emotionally detached and often unresponsive to me


At least they flap their fins to express emotion
Even animals are more expressive than you are


A fine romance, with no quarrels
Our relationship is devoid of conflict or healthy discussions


With no insults, and all the morals
We treat each other respectfully, but our relationship lacks any emotional depth


You're just as hard to land as the Ile de France
You are difficult to connect with or get close to


I never get the chance
I never have the opportunity to have a truly romantic relationship with you


This is a fine romance
Our relationship may seem good on the surface, but it lacks any true emotional connection or passion


True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
Love should be exciting and bring about thrilling emotions like those experienced when committing a crime


We don't have half the thrills that "The March of Time" has
Our relationship is dull and lacks any of the excitement that can be found in movies or other forms of entertainment


A fine romance, with no clinches
Our relationship has no moments of passionate embraces or physical intimacy


A fine romance, with no pinches
Our relationship is devoid of any playful or flirtatious interactions


You never give the orchids I send a glance
You ignore or are indifferent to my romantic gestures


No, you like cactus plants
You're not interested in anything romantic or passionate, instead preferring things that are dull and unromantic


This is a fine romance
Our relationship may seem good on the surface, but it lacks any true emotional connection or passion




Lyrics Β© Universal Music Publishing Group, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: JEROME KERN, DOROTHY FIELDS

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@chrisnorman9980

This will never be outdated - it’s timeless.

@frannieo1707

I hope heaven is an art deco ballroom, with Fred Astaire waiting in top hat, tux. white tie and tails.

@the1920sand30s

That would be lovely Frannie :-) Thank you for watching and commenting, it's much appreciated! Have a nice weekend, Stu

@TomoyoTatar

IT BETTER BE!

@suanl004

It's funny, sweet, and something else you don't see nowadays - ADORABLE! πŸ˜‡

@TheMuseSway

I will always love Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. They're my favorite musical, dancing duo <3.

@noodle2453

I swear they’re just so perfect

@kurtsherrick2066

They were magic together. Last Saturday to get my mind Focused I watched Fred and Ginger all day. Back to a time when of real Stars. Today people just don't get it. I am thankful my parents let me stay up late and watch old movies with them.

@richardgornalle4536

These two are brilliant together. Screen magic.

@Tonetwisters

How could you dance with Ginger Rogers and hold her in your arms ... and NOT fall in love with her?

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