Lucky
Girl Lyrics

I've got an ex-boyfriend who calls me up to blame me for his life,
I have an ex-boyfriend who constantly blames me for his current situation.

I get bunches of roses from another guy and hate mail from his wife,
I receive flowers from another guy, but also get hateful messages from his angry wife.

I date a stupid jerk who forgets my name likes to make love while watching TV,
I'm in a relationship with a forgetful and immature guy who only wants to have sex while watching TV.

And some guy calls me in the middle of the night just so I can hear him breathe
I receive random phone calls from a guy who just wants me to listen to him breathe.

I've got a great car, it's a red convertible made by Mattel,
I own a toy car that looks like a classic red convertible.

Got a nice house in the suburbs, with 'hell's angels' as neighbors as well,
I live in a nice house in the suburbs, but unfortunately have some 'Hell's Angels' living next door.

I've got a scholarship for a hundred years of college and I want to study dentistry,
I have enough money to fund a ridiculously long college education and want to study dentistry.

But my folks just want me married, And popping out the grand kids, to keep them company
My parents want me to get married and have kids to keep them company.

I think I want to join the Hare Krishna, Give up all my worldly goods and cut off all my hair,
I'm considering joining the Hare Krishna movement and giving up all my material possessions, including cutting off my hair.

There's nothing that I have right now that brings me any joy, When I'm shopping at the mall, can't find it anywhere
I currently have nothing that brings me happiness, not even while shopping at the mall.

Well I've got my Tamagotchi, And I've got my wristwatch wrong,
All I have to bring me any sort of joy is my Tamagotchi, and my wristwatch is broken.

I've got so many friends on the internet, I could never be alone,
I have plenty of online friends, so I never have to be alone.

I've got just enough cash to pay a lot of tax, but not enough to quit my job,
I have enough money to pay my taxes, but not enough to quit my job.

Got a fool's gold ring and credit card debt, psychiatrist for my dog
I have a fake gold ring and credit card debt, and even have a psychiatrist for my dog.

I have everything in the whole wide world a girl could ever need,
I have everything a girl could possibly want in the world.

Lucky Me (lucky, lucky, little old me)
I'm so lucky to have everything I could ever want. (repeated chorus)