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Glasses Malone Lyrics

Young Weezy F. Baby, hottest nigga on the block
Introducing Lil Wayne as the hottest dude on the block.

used to wheelie bicycles, now i wheelie motorbikes
Wayne started out doing wheelies on bicycles and now, he does them on motorbikes.

Pop a front wheel off
Wayne can perform stunts like popping a wheelie.

Chill up in the pillow with yo girl, he got her heels up
Implying Wayne is in bed with a girl with her heels up.

She tryna get my ceilings
The girl is trying to access the status of the roof by asking about Wayne's net worth.

Chill when she feel, some say I'm one of them realest niggas
Wayne is comfortable when he is with his girl, and people call him a real dude.

Them realest nigga, the illest nigga
Wayne is both real and ill.

She heal this nigga, we chill this nigga
The girl treats Wayne very well and they hang out together.

We drinkin' not sippin', and we thinking bout dippin' in the Jacuzzi skinny
Drinking alcohol and planning to soak in a Jacuzzi without clothes.

She get me she must repeat the procedure
If the girl comes to Wayne, she is subject to repeat the physical act.

Till she get me, got me good, so good till I oh
The girl works very hard to satisfy Wayne.

Once she got me she gotta get Mack Maine
Mack Maine is a friend of Wayne, and he should also have a shot with the girl.

Cause mami he just like me, my nigga from Holly Grove
Mack Maine is like Wayne and from the same town as him.

Go inside your clothes like legs inside of pants
Wayne wants to enter his girl's clothes in the same way legs fit in pants.

And speaking of breads, my shit came straight outta France
Wayne's wealth came directly from France.

I am would like to dance,
Wayne enjoys dancing.

I can, I really can
Wayne isn't just saying he wants to dance, he really can.

I'm Wayne, I'm really hot
Wayne reiterates that he is hot.

Tha pain, tha? Yea
Unclear what exactly Wayne is trying to say.

I'm in the game going hard, tryna get the rim
Wayne is focused on succeeding in the game.

And if I got her, I'm a take one for the team
If Wayne wins the girl, he'll share her with his friends.

And if u fog it up, and dodge yourself off nigga
If you mess up while handling the girl, it's on you to do the walk of shame.

Go ahead be a playa, walk it off nigga
Advice for guys to play the field and not take relationships too seriously.

Tip-toe on the sideline, get low when I see the referee
Pointing out how Wayne has to be sneaky to get away with things.

Like T.O, the eagles in my sock, I hide mine,
Comparing himself to NFL player Terrell Owens by hiding his stash in his socks.

I got my game unlock, I can find mine
Suggesting Wayne has ways to win and doesn't need others to help him.

Shit niggas up like a combine
Wayne is a master at destroying opponents.

Now I'm outside of the physicals like? do
Wayne goes beyond traditional limitations.

I got steroids to heroine
Wayne has connections to powerful substances.

He got me bonding with Barry who, say I'm in psycho
There are people who think Wayne is crazy.

Mami say me local, go crazy like winkle
Girls call Wayne crazy like the action of winking.

Texas, like David caress
A reference to a linebacker for the Houston Texans.

I'm waving a tech yea
Wayne is waving a gun around.

Me, myself, I go to war with A-T-F yea
Wayne is willing to fight against anyone, including the ATF.

Be myself, ain't gotta be nobody else yea
Wayne stays true to himself.

Last one left, I Cash Money of the shelf yea
Wayne is the last one standing in the Cash Money crew.

Damn, real got me so after gone
Real people take over Wayne's mind.

Coming for the bank, so who's the mothafuckin' chancellor
Wayne wants to take over the financial institution, so who's in his way?

Modafuckin' holdin' on a niggas
Someone is holding Wayne's money.

Standin' at the front door like, Do do do do, let me in!
Wayne wants his money back.

Throw it off the backboard, tell em niggas line up
Wayne is unstoppable and ready for anyone to step up.

I yank on 'em and throw the Birdman sign up
Wayne is a part of Birdman's crew and throws up his hand signal.

I seen tha hot spitta, he in this off season
Referring to another member of Birdman's crew, Curren$y, and mentioning his offseason presence.

He got the cheerleaders, they like real even
Curren$y has something that people like.

I mean the girls kiss here even
The girls are so into Curren$y that they'll kiss each other.

Mehn this bird is just competition (fuck 'em)
Wayne is dismissive of Curren$y.

Oppositely, to the opposition (fuck 'em)
Wayne does not care about the other side.

Gotta be the whelm my position
Wayne wants to be dominant in his position.

If you tryna stay in my position
If you want to be with Wayne, you have to try hard to keep up.

Got tha CEO proposition
A business offer involving the CEO.

Hey what you know about the C-E-O poppin' pistols
The CEO is going to solve problems with guns.

Mofucker that's the CEO proposition
That's what the CEO is offering.

Tell me that boi
Unclear what Wayne is asking for here.