Baby Got Back
Glee Cast Lyrics

L.A. face with the Oakland booty
The woman has the facial features of someone from Los Angeles and the large buttocks characteristic of someone from Oakland.

I like big butts and I can not lie
I enjoy the physical feature of large buttocks and cannot conceal my affinity for them.

You other brothers can't deny
Other men are incapable of denying the allure of a large buttocks.

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
When a woman enters the room with a small waist,

And a round thing in your face
And a protruding rear in plain sight,

You get sprung,
You become sexually aroused immediately.

You want to pull up tough
You feel motivated to act confident and assertive.

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Because you can discern that the rear is full and rounded.

Deep in the jeans she's wearing
The shapely rear is concealed beneath the denim fabric of her jeans.

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
I am captivated by the buttocks and cannot stop gazing upon them.

Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
I desire to pursue a romantic and/or sexual relationship with this woman.

And take your picture
I want to document this moment, likely for personal enjoyment later on.

My homeboys tried to warn me
My close friends attempted to advise me about pursuing a woman with a large rear.

But that butt you got makes me so horny
However, the buttocks are so arousing to me that I cannot resist pursuing her further.

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
A playful and admiring nickname for the woman with smooth skin and a voluptuous rear.

You say you want to get in my Benz?
You're expressing interest in riding with me in my luxury vehicle.

Well, use me, use me
Feel free to take advantage of me for the purposes of gaining access to my car.

'Cause you ain't that average groupy
Because you are not just an ordinary groupie, but a special case.

I've seen them dancin'
I have observed many women dancing.

To hell with romancin'
I'm not interested in romance, only in satisfying my physical desires.

She's sweat, wet,
The woman is perspiring and possibly even sexually aroused.

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
She has an energetic and forceful demeanor similar to that of a high-performance sports car.

I'm tired of magazines
I am becoming fed up with the media's promotion of physical features other than large buttocks.

Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Claiming that flat buttocks are preferable or fashionable.

Take the average black man and ask him that
If you survey the typical African-American male, you'll find that they prefer large buttocks over flat ones.

She gotta pack much back
The woman has a large and attractive rear end.

So, fellas (Yeah) Fellas (Yeah)
To all of the men listening,

Has your girlfriend got the butt?
Does your significant other also possess a large buttocks?

Tell 'em to shake it, shake it
Encourage them to move their buttocks in a way that is pleasing to the eye.

Shake that healthy butt
Keep moving the attractive rear end in a way that is thrilling to onlookers.

I like 'em round, and big
I prefer large and curvaceous buttocks.

And when I'm throwin' a gig
When I am hosting a party or social gathering,

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
I am unable to control myself and act in a primal, lustful way when faced with women possessing large buttocks.

Now here's my scandal
This is my confession and admission of guilt regarding the topic of large buttocks.

I want to get you home
I desire to take the woman home with me, presumably for sexual purposes.

And wow, double-up, wow
I am hoping to engage in sexual intercourse with the woman twice in one night.

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
I'm not interested in relationships with women who are involved in the pornography industry.

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I find it unappealing when women have artificially enhanced buttocks or other physical features, as these are only appropriate for toys or inanimate objects.

I want 'em real thick and juicy
I desire that the woman have a real, naturally thick and juicy rear end.

So find that juicy double
Discover a woman with two full, juicy buttocks.

Johnny C's in trouble
This is a reference to an acquaintance named Johnny C who has gotten into trouble due to his affection for large buttocks.

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
Begging for the opportunity to indulge in having sexual intercourse with the woman.

So I'm lookin' at rock videos
I'm frequently viewing music videos which feature attractive women, often with large buttocks.

Knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hoes
I am not interested in pursuing women who strut in a provocative manner or appear low-class.

You can have them bimbos
You are welcome to pursue women who conduct themselves in a less dignified fashion.

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
I prefer women who possess athletic skill and elegance, such as Olympian Florence Griffith-Joyner.

A word to the thick soul sistas, I want to get with you
A message specifically to women who possess curvaceous buttocks, as I am keen to pursue a romantic and/or sexual relationship with them.

I won't cuss or hit you
I want to clarify that my intentions are respectable and that I will not engage in abusive behavior.

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
I have to be honest and straightforward about my desires to pursue a romantic and/or sexual relationship with women who possess curvaceous buttocks.

Til the break of dawn
I am committed to pursuing these women continually until daylight.

Baby got it goin' on
These women with large buttocks possess a unique and attractive quality that I find alluring.

A lot of simps won't like this song
Many simple-minded men may not find this song appealing, as it specifically discusses the attraction to large buttocks.

Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
Such men only seek sexual encounters and will end the relationship once their desires have been fulfilled.

And I'd rather stay and play
I am interested in establishing ongoing romantic and/or sexual relationships with women who possess curvaceous buttocks.

Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
I am confident in my abilities both physically and sexually.

And I'm down to get the friction on
I am eager to engage in sexual intercourse with such women and experience pleasurable friction.

So, ladies (Yeah) Ladies (Yeah)
A message to women as a group.

If you want to role in my Mercedes (Yeah)
If you are interested in engaging in a romantic and/or sexual relationship with me, symbolized by the opportunity to ride in my expensive car,

Then turn around, stick it out
Display your large buttocks by rotating and protruding them outward.

Even white boys got to shout
Even Caucasian men will be drawn to the attractiveness of a woman with large buttocks and be vocal about their admiration.

Baby got back
The woman being discussed is specifically attractive because of her large and protruding buttocks.