Funny Little Frog
God Help the Girl Lyrics

Honey, lovin' you is the greatest thing,
Expressing affection for your partner is a wonderful thing, it allows you to be yourself and sing while pretending to be carefree.

I get to be myself and I get to sing,
Being in a relationship makes you feel comfortable in your own skin and allows you to express yourself through music.

I get to play at being irresponsible,
It's okay to sometimes act wild and irresponsible in a relationship as long as you balance it out with good behavior.

I come home late and love your soul,
Even if you come home late, it's important to show love to your partner's soul in order to maintain a strong bond.

I never forget you in my prayers,
Praying for your partner and their well-being is a way to show affection and concern.

I never have a bad thing to report.
It's better to focus on the positive aspects of your relationship rather than spreading negativity.

You're my picture on the wall,
Your partner is a constant reminder of the love and bond shared within the relationship.

You're my vision in the hall,
Your partner is an important presence in your life, always in sight and never out of mind.

You're the one I'm talking to,
When discussing your day, your thoughts naturally turn to your partner, prioritizing them as a confidant.

When I get in from my work,
After a long day of work, you look forward to talking to your significant other.

You are my guy, and you don't even know it,
Your partner may not know how much they mean to you but you cherish and appreciate their presence.

I am living out the life of a poet,
Being in love feels like living out the pages of a romantic poem, filled with passion and appreciation.

I am the jester in the ancient court,
You feel playful and humorous in your relationship, as if you're entertaining royalty in an ancient court.

And you're the funny little frog in my doorway.
Your partner is like a magical creature who makes you smile and brings light to your life.

My eye sight's fading, my hearing's dim,
As you age, your senses begin to fade and you may feel insecure about your health.

I can't get insured for the state I'm in,
You may feel like a risk to health insurance companies due to age or previous health conditions.

I'm a danger to myself I've been starting fights,
You may be turning to aggression as a result of your own personal struggles.

At the party at the club on a Saturday night,
You may be going out and partying to try and escape your problems for a little while.

But I don't get disapproving from my boy,
Your partner doesn't judge or disapprove of your behavior, and instead focuses on the happy moments.

He gets all the highlights wrapped in joy.
Your partner chooses to focus on the positive aspects of your life and cherishes them.

I had a conversation with you at night,
Having a deep conversation with your partner at night is an intimate thing.

It's a little one sided but that's all right,
Not every conversation will be perfectly balanced, but that doesn't mean it's not meaningful.

I tell you in the kitchen about my day,
Part of the beauty of being in a relationship is sharing the mundane parts of your day with your partner.

You sit on the bed in the dark changing places,
Your partner is a grounding presence in your life, reminding you of their love and companionship.

With the ghost that was there before you came,
Your partner has replaced any negative experiences or ghosts from your past.

You've come to save my life again.
Your partner is a saving grace in your life, bringing you joy and purpose.

I don't dare to touch your hand,
Sometimes you may feel timid or shy around your partner, nervous to express your affection.

I don't dare to think of you,
You may be hesitant to let your mind wander towards romantic or passionate thoughts of your partner.

In a physical way,
You may feel hesitant to express physical desire or attraction towards your partner.

And I don't know how you smell,
Your partner is a mystery to you, and you may not fully understand all aspects of them.

You are the cover of my magazine,
Your partner is a source of inspiration and admiration, like a magazine cover model.

You're my fashion tip, a living museum,
Your partner is a timeless source of inspiration for your style and lifestyle choices.

I'd pay to visit you on rainy Sundays,
Rainy Sundays are a special occasion and you'd be willing to take the time and effort to visit your partner.

And maybe tell you all about it, someday.
One day, you hope to share all your secrets and experiences with your partner.