My Girlfriend's Shower Sucks
Goldfinger Lyrics


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The temperature changes
It chills me to the bone
It makes me wish that I was
Cleaning myself at home

It makes me grumpy and
Sometimes I lose hope
The water's hard, so I can
never rinse the soap

And it's got no pressure
The water dribbles down on me




And it's got no pressure
It's like the shower's going pee

Overall Meaning

Goldfinger's song "My Girlfriend's Shower Sucks" is a humorous take on the struggles of having access to poor showering facilities. The song is all about a shower that is inadequate in so many ways that it makes the singer feel uncomfortable and unhappy whenever he has to use it. The lyrics talk about the fluctuation in temperature that makes the singer feel cold, and how he wishes he could be cleaning himself at home. The water's hardness is another issue, making it impossible to rinse away soap effectively.


The song goes on to describe how the shower's stream is so weak that it is reminiscent of being peed on. The tone is lighthearted and entertaining, presented with a humorous edge that makes it fun to listen to. The lyrics are relatable to anyone who has experienced a shower that doesn't meet their requirements or found themselves trying to wash while running out of time or water.


Line by Line Meaning

The temperature changes
The water temperature fluctuates, making it uncomfortable to shower


It chills me to the bone
The water temperature is so low that it causes a shivering sensation


It makes me wish that I was Cleaning myself at home
The shower is so unpleasant that the singer would rather clean themselves elsewhere


It makes me grumpy and Sometimes I lose hope
The unpleasant shower experience negatively affects the artist's mood and outlook


The water's hard, so I can never rinse the soap
The water quality is poor, preventing the artist from thoroughly rinsing off soap


And it's got no pressure
The shower has weak water pressure


The water dribbles down on me
The water flow is slow and dribbles onto the singer


And it's got no pressure
Reiterating the fact that the shower has weak water pressure


It's like the shower's going pee
The weak water pressure and dribbling flow is similar to urinating




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: JOHN WILLIAM FELDMANN

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