Don't Beat My Ass
Goo Goo Dolls Lyrics


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Things don't look too good to me.
I feel I'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid fuck.
This wacko came from Alabama and
That's not where it's at.
And now you're jock's been chasing me round
With a great big baseball bat.

Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no.

Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk
Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk.

And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me 'bout my head with a baseball bat
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat no
hen I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what I found
The latest social disease that's been going around
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)




I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch

Overall Meaning

The song "Don't Beat My Ass" by Goo Goo Dolls seems to be about a person who was attacked by someone from Alabama with a baseball bat. The lyrics express the singer's frustration and fear as they try to avoid further violence. He feels unlucky because he has swollen glands and one stupid mistake led him into this dangerous situation. He doesn't want to fight but wants to find love instead. However, the person who attacked him is not cool and continues to chase him with a baseball bat. The singer warns this person not to beat him again and also reveals that he has found out he has a sexually transmitted disease.


The lyrics of this song may have a deeper meaning about the people we encounter in life. The person who attacked the singer represents the negative and harmful people who we have to deal with sometimes. The singer may be expressing how these people can affect our lives and change our moods. They can make us feel out of luck, frustrated and fearful. He also may be warning others to be careful of such people and avoid violence.


Line by Line Meaning

Things don't look too good to me.
I am not feeling optimistic about my current situation.


I feel I'm out of luck
I believe that luck has not been on my side lately.


And all because of swollen glands
My physical health has become an obstacle for me.


And just one stupid fuck.
I have encountered one particularly unpleasant individual.


This wacko came from Alabama and
The unpleasant individual hails from the state of Alabama.


That's not where it's at.
I do not hold Alabama in high regard.


And now you're jock's been chasing me round
The unpleasant individual has enlisted the help of a jock to pursue me.


With a great big baseball bat.
The jock is wielding a baseball bat as a weapon against me.


Don't kick my ass
I implore you, do not physically harm me.


Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no.
In particular, I do not wish to be struck with a baseball bat.


Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk
I desired a romantic encounter that would be passionate and fulfilling.


Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk.
Instead, I have found myself involved in a physical altercation with a large and intimidating individual.


And this here dude he was an uncool cat
The unpleasant individual in question was not behaving in a socially acceptable manner.


And he beat me 'bout my head with a baseball bat
The unpleasant individual resorted to attacking my head with a baseball bat.


Then I got up from being beat to the ground
I recovered from being brutally attacked.


I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
I became restless and agitated, resembling a hunting dog.


And I was aghast at what I found
I was shocked and dismayed by a discovery I made.


The latest social disease that's been going around
I have contracted a contagious illness that is currently spreading.


I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
In response to the unpleasant individual's violent actions, I am threatening to retaliate physically.


I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch
Specifically, I plan to use a baseball bat to inflict harm upon the unpleasant individual.




Lyrics ยฉ BMG Rights Management
Written by: GEORGE TUTUSKA, JOHN T RZEZNIK, ROBERT C. JR. TAKAC

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Comments from YouTube:

ekstadropsen

I love a lot of their newer stuff but this is definitely one of my favourites ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

mrs_cat6234

it's extremely funny to hear a band that later did ultra-earnest downer music like 'black balloon' and 'iris' do super-silly stuff like this

MrJ0mmy

iris is a good song

Flying V

Greatness from small beginnings. That's what this is.

Jade Forester

' The band admitted in their 1999 VH1 Behind the Music special that the album was recorded under the influence of alcohol and drugs. Rzeznik stated "[We had] a lot of beer, a lot of truck stop speed, a lot of pot...[I] don't remember a lot of it." ' NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

G Gates

Good Stuff!!!

Jay Miner

When the goos were really the goos

James Radski

Will the REAL GGD please stand UP!

Richard Thomas

I like them better when they were crude :(

NellaNella Official

Lmfao. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ 2018 ๐Ÿ‘€

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