Stagger Lee
Good Golly! It's Mr. Nick! Lyrics

It was back in '32 when times were hard
In the year 1932 when the world was going through hard times

He had a Colt forty-five and a deck of cards
He carried a Colt forty-five gun and a deck of cards with him

He wore rat-drawn shoes and an old stetson hat
He wore old shoes that were torn and a hat called a Stetson hat

Had a '28 Ford, had payments on that
He owned a car from the year 1928 but was still making payments for it

His woman threw him out in the ice and snow
His woman kicked him out of the house in the cold winter season

And told him, "Never ever come back no more."
She warned him to never come back again

So he walked through the rain, and he walked through the mud
He walked through the rain and mud on the streets

Till he came to a place called The Bucket Of Blood
He arrived at a place named The Bucket of Blood

He said "Mr. Motherfucker, you know who I am?"
He introduced himself to the bartender by asking if he knew who he was

The barkeeper said, "No, and I don't give a good goddamn."
The bartender replied saying he did not care who the person was

He said, "Well, bartender, it's plain to see
He replied saying it was obvious for the bartender to know

I'm that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee.
He called himself a famous gangster named Stagger Lee

Barkeep said, "Yeah, I've heard your name down the way
The bartender said that he had heard about Stagger Lee in his area

And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day."
He bragged saying he dealt with gangsters like him every day

Well, those were the last words that the barkeep said
These were the final words spoken by the bartender

'Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head
Stagger Lee shot him four times in the head, killing him

Just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown
A woman named Nellie Brown walked in at that moment

Was known to make more money than any bitch in town
She was famous for making more money than any other woman in town

She struts across the bar, hitching up her skirt
She walked confidently across the bar, lifting her skirt up

Over to Stagger Lee, she starts to flirt
She starts flirting with Stagger Lee

She saw the barkeep, said, "O God, he can't be dead!"
She noticed the dead bartender and said, "Oh God, he can't be dead!"

Stag said, "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head."
Stagger Lee asked her to count the number of gunshot wounds on the bartender's head to confirm that he is dead

She said, "You ain't look like you scored in quite a time.
She noticed that Stagger Lee had not been with a woman for some time

Why not come to my pad? It won't cost you a dime."
She suggested Stagger Lee go to her place without charging any money

"But there's something I have to say before you begin
She warned him that there was something important she had to say before they start

You'll have to be gone before my man Billy Dilly comes in,
She told Stagger Lee to leave before her man, Billy Dilly came back

Mr. Stagger Lee."
She called Stagger Lee by his name

"I'll stay here till Billy comes in, till time comes to pass
Stagger Lee replied that he would stay to meet Billy until he arrives

And furthermore I'll fuck Billy in his motherfucking ass."
He further threatened Nellie Brown that he would have sex with Billy and that too in his asshole

"I'm a bad motherfucker, don't you know?
He boasted again that he is a very dangerous person

And I'll crawl over fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole,
He declared that he would do anything to get what he wants, even crawl over fifty women to do it

Said Stagger Lee"
He repeated his name before ending the sentence

Just then Billy Dilly rolls in and he says, "You must be
Billy Dilly finally entered and acknowledged that Stagger Lee was the one he had heard about

That bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee."
He referred to Stagger Lee as the famous gangster he had heard about

Yeah, I'm Stagger Lee, and you better get down on your knees
Stagger Lee confirmed that it's indeed him and threatened Billy to kneel down

And suck my dick because if you don't, you're gonna be dead,
He told Billy that if he refused, he would kill him

Said Stagger Lee"
He ended with repeating his name

Billy dropped down and slobbered on his head
Billy obeyed and knelt down to suck Stagger Lee's dick

And Stag filled him full of lead
But in the end, Stagger Lee still killed Billy by shooting him

Oh yeah
An expression of excitement and satisfaction