Avant Gardener
Gordi Lyrics


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I sleep in late
Another day
Oh what a wonder
Oh what a waste
It′s a Monday
It's so mundane
What exciting things
Will happen today?
The yard is full of hard rubbish it′s a mess and
I guess the neighbours must think we run a meth lab
We should amend that
I pull the sheets back
It's 40 degrees
And I feel like I'm dying
Life′s getting hard in here
So I do some gardening
Anything to take my mind away from where it′s supposed to be
The nice lady next door talks of green beds
And all the nice things she wants to plant in them
I wanna grow tomatoes on the front steps
Sunflowers, bean sprouts, sweet corn and radishes
I feel so proactive
I pull out weeds

All of a sudden
I'm having trouble breathing in
I′m having trouble breathing in
I'm having trouble breathing in

I′m having trouble breathing in

My hands are shaky
My knees are weak
I can't seem to stand
On my own two feet
I′m breathing but I'm wheezing
Feel like I'm emphysemin′
My throat feels like a funnel
Filled with weet bix and kerosene and-
Oh no, next thing I know
They call up triple o
I′d rather die than owe the hospital
'Til I get old
I get adrenalin
Straight to the heart
I feel like Uma Thurman
Post-overdosing kick start
Reminds me of the time
When I was really sick and
I had too much psuedoefedryn and I-
Couldn′t sleep at night
Halfway down high street, Andy looks ambivalent
He's probably wondering what I′m doing getting in an ambulance

The paramedic thinks I'm clever ′cause I play guitar
I thinks she's clever 'cause she stops people dying
Anaphylactic and super hyperchondriac
Should′ve stayed in bed today
I much prefer the mundane

I take a hit from

An asthma puffer
I do it wrong

Was never good at smoking bongs
And I′m not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in
I′m not that good at breathing in
Ooh, I'm not that good at breathing in
And I′m not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in
I′m not that good at breathing in




Ooh, I'm not that good at breathing in
I'm not that good at breathing in

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Gordi's song "Avant Gardener" depict a mundane and monotonous day in the life of the singer. The first verse sets the scene of the day, describing the singer's laziness and lack of excitement, referring to it as both a wonder and a waste. The mention of it being a Monday reinforces the idea of the typical routine of the workweek.


The second verse reveals that the yard is full of clutter and rubbish, implying neglect. The mention of the neighbors thinking they run a meth lab suggests the disorderliness and unkempt appearance of the singer's surroundings. This prompts the singer to engage in gardening as a way to distract themselves from their thoughts and worries. The desire to grow plants and take care of them reflects a need for productivity and purpose amidst the monotony.


However, the chorus introduces a sudden shift in the narrative. The mention of trouble breathing indicates a physical struggle the singer is experiencing, which intensifies as the song progresses. This struggle with breathing becomes a significant motif throughout the song, symbolizing the suffocating and overwhelming nature of the singer's existence.


The bridge reveals a past incident where the singer had taken too much medication, leading to sleepless nights. This anecdote highlights the singer's vulnerability and tendencies towards self-destructive behavior. The reference to Uma Thurman and the adrenaline kick start associatively links the singer to a state of addiction, as if seeking that rush of excitement and stimulation in order to feel alive.


The final verse introduces the paramedic who attends to the singer during a medical emergency. The singer reflects on their perception of the paramedic being clever for saving lives while also recognizing their own cleverness as a musician. This juxtaposition displays the singer's self-awareness and how they find solace and connection in their creative pursuits.


Overall, "Avant Gardener" captures the banality of everyday life, the desire for purpose and productivity, and the struggle with physical and mental health.




Writer(s): Barnett Courtney

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