Children And Dogs
Graham Parker Lyrics


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She said she just wanted a friend And then she'd be good
Something to play with now again And give lots of food
We've got a yard that's big enough She says he's like a dream
But they've got us running round in circles Like a pair of clowns it seems

CHORUS
Children and dogs will always win Everyone knows that
I won't work with either one again It's not in our contract
Children and dogs

Now I'm outside freezing to death Just walking the dog
Instead of throwing myself at my wife I'm throwing a log
We haven't slept for two nights He howls out at the moon
The kid says sometimes he bites Can you bring a bunny rabbit home soon

CHORUS
Make you trip over your ankles Do all kinds of things that rankle
Make you wanna go and drink a tankful And remember when you were single





The bedroom's got two carpets And one sticks to your clothes
Let's take a photo of all of us Fixed grins in a family pose

Overall Meaning

In Graham Parker's song "Children and Dogs," the lyrics tell the story of a couple who have taken on the responsibility of a dog and a child, but are struggling with the demands that come with these added family members. The opening lines reveal that the woman wanted a companion, someone to play with and take care of, but it quickly becomes apparent that this is not as simple as it seems. The couple's yard is big enough for the dog, but the animal is still causing them chaos, running them around in circles. The chorus is particularly poignant, as Parker sings that "Children and dogs will always win" - this is not a situation in which the adults come out on top. He won't "work with either one again," suggesting that he believes it is a job to be taken seriously, rather than something to be taken lightly.


As the song progresses, the frustrations of the couple mount. Parker sings of freezing outside while taking the dog for a walk, and how they have not slept for two nights because the dog keeps howling. Even the child is difficult, as the singer mentions that she tells them the animal sometimes bites and asks if they can bring a rabbit home soon. The titular line of the chorus - "children and dogs" - is repeated again in the final verse, where Parker refers to them as two things that can "make you trip over your ankles" and "make you wanna go and drink a tankful". The song ends with Parker emphasizing the family unit, singing "Let's take a photo of all of us / Fixed grins in a family pose". Despite the difficulties, the couple will continue to stick it out.


Line by Line Meaning

She said she just wanted a friend
She claimed to only desire a friend


And then she'd be good
She would be satisfied later


Something to play with now again
Something to entertain her from time to time


And give lots of food
And provide it with food


We've got a yard that's big enough
Our yard is spacious


She says he's like a dream
She says it's fantastic


But they've got us running round in circles
But we are busy taking care of them


Like a pair of clowns it seems
Making us look like fools


Children and dogs will always win
Children and dogs are always more important


Everyone knows that
Everyone acknowledges that


I won't work with either one again
I refuse to take care of them again


It's not in our contract
It was not agreed on beforehand


Now I'm outside freezing to death
Now I am outside, cold, and miserable


Just walking the dog
Only to walk the dog


Instead of throwing myself at my wife
Instead of giving my attention to my wife


I'm throwing a log
I am throwing logs into the fire


We haven't slept for two nights
We have not slept in two nights


He howls out at the moon
The dog cries loudly at the moon


The kid says sometimes he bites
The child says it bites sometimes


Can you bring a bunny rabbit home soon
Can we get a bunny rabbit as a pet soon?


Make you trip over your ankles
They can trip you over


Do all kinds of things that rankle
They can irritate you in various ways


Make you wanna go and drink a tankful
They can make you want to drink a lot


And remember when you were single
And wish you were single again


The bedroom's got two carpets
The bedroom has two carpets


And one sticks to your clothes
And one makes clothes cling to it


Let's take a photo of all of us
Let's take a family photo


Fixed grins in a family pose
Smiling faces in a family stance




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