Socks 'N' Sandals
Graham Parker Lyrics


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I dunno why you love me baby
I dunno why you care
I'm losin'my memory
I'm losin'my hair
I lost my car keys around here somewhere
I'm part of the furniture
I'm stuck to that chair
So i dunno why you love me baby
I dunno why you care
Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear

I'm livin' in the suburbs
And wearin' bad clothes
Bar-becuing hot dogs
And keepin'a clean nose
My best friend's a hillbilly
With a moonshine still
Actually i'm lyin'
He's an accountant named bill
So i don't know why you love me baby
I don't know why you care
Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear

Chorus
Socks'n'sandals
As i hold onto your love handles
Socks'n'sandals
As i hold onto your love handles

Porcelain ducks are lined
Up on my mantle
Fish in a pond and
One of them's a fantail
One of those clocks with
The rays like the sun
I eat my dinner with
My raincoat on
So i don't know why you love me baby
I dunno why you care
Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear

Chorus

I got that midnite-blue painting
Of that oriental girl
You know the big-eyed one
Yeah you see her everywhere
Cooking sherry and a velveteen chair
And in the evening i sit right there
So i dunno why you love me baby




I dunno why you care
Socks'n' sandals that's what i wear

Overall Meaning

The song "Socks 'N' Sandals" by Graham Parker is a humorous take on a man's self-deprecating view of himself and his lifestyle. In the opening verse, the singer admits to his physical and mental decline, losing his car keys and stuck to a chair, questioning why his partner still loves and cares for him. He wears the unfashionable combination of socks and sandals, a symbol of a man who has given up on his appearance. The second verse sees the singer describe his mundane suburban life, "wearing bad clothes" and barbecuing hot dogs while keeping a clean nose. His best friend is a hillbilly with a moonshine still, but in reality, he's an accountant named Bill. Despite this, the chorus reveals that the singer still holds onto his partner's love handles while wearing his socks and sandals.


In the final verse, the singer describes his home decor, including porcelain ducks on his mantelpiece, a fish pond with a fantail fish, and a clock with rays like the sun. He eats dinner with his raincoat on, highlighting his odd behavior. The song ends with the singer praising a midnight-blue painting of an Oriental girl, cooking sherry, and a velveteen chair in which he sits in the evenings. The overall tone of "Socks 'N' Sandals" is one of self-mockery, but it also portrays a man's contentment with his simple lifestyle, as his partner loves him regardless of his eccentricities.


Line by Line Meaning

I dunno why you love me baby
I am clueless about why you love me


I dunno why you care
I am clueless about why you care


I'm losin' my memory
I am forgetting things frequently


I'm losin'my hair
I am balding


I lost my car keys around here somewhere
I lost my car keys and can't find them


I'm part of the furniture
I am so used to being here that I feel like furniture


I'm stuck to that chair
I spend most of my time sitting in that chair


Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear
I wear socks and sandals


I'm livin' in the suburbs
I live in a suburban area


And wearin' bad clothes
I have a poor fashion sense


Bar-becuing hot dogs
I like to grill hot dogs


And keepin' a clean nose
I lead a simple, clean life


My best friend's a hillbilly
My closest friend happens to be a hillbilly


With a moonshine still
My hillbilly friend makes moonshine at home


Actually I'm lyin'
I am not telling the truth


He's an accountant named bill
My friend Bill is an accountant


Chorus
Repeating the hook


Porcelain ducks are lined
I have porcelain ducks lined up


Up on my mantle
They are on the mantle of my fireplace


Fish in a pond and
I have a fish pond


One of them's a fantail
One of the fish is a fantail


One of those clocks with
I have a clock with


The rays like the sun
It has rays resembling the sun


I eat my dinner with
I wear


My raincoat on
My raincoat while eating dinner


I don't know why you love me baby
I am still unsure why you love me


Socks'n'sandals that's what i wear
I wear socks and sandals


Chorus
Repeating the hook


I got that midnite-blue painting
I have a midnight-blue painting


Of that oriental girl
It portrays an oriental girl


You know the big-eyed one
The painting has a big-eyed girl


Yeah you see her everywhere
She seems to be everywhere


Cooking sherry and a velveteen chair
There's cooking sherry and a velveteen chair in my house


And in the evening i sit right there
I sit in the velveteen chair in the evenings


So i dunno why you love me baby
I still cannot fathom why you love me


I dunno why you care
I am still clueless about why you care


Socks'n' sandals that's what i wear
I wear socks and sandals




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Alpos kol

One of the best albums ever

Mehefinheulog1

A marvelous treat (not available on eBay)
great song
wonderful slide show
... thanks so much

Craig Pinhey

This song always cracks me up

James Seamge

How the hell did I get here :) anyway this is fucking hilarious and now I cant get this song out of my head

Neal Cowan

+James Seamge Boo just told me same thing.

Catsmoke Hank

Great underestimated song, as the man himself...

Judith Hill

SOCKS 'N' SANDALS ! ... The OFFICIAL UNIFORM of the state of INDIANA !!! 🧦 & 👡👡