Tough On Clothes
Graham Parker Lyrics


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That crazy shirt you wear
It's gettin'thin near threadbare
That ribbon in your hair
Made outta lace and it's bound to tear
Those ice-blue jeans you got
With the hole in the back
And the sunflower swatch
People are startin'to stare
God knows what's goin' on
With your underwear

Chorus
You're tough on clothes
It's gonna cost me a fortune
To keep you in 'em
You're tough on clothes
I'm gonna have to get a job and
Make a decent livin' now
You're tough on you're tough on
Go easy now, go easy child

Those shoes like a blast from the past
The heels are lookin'wobbly now
They can't last
That sweater with the maple leaf
Went and lost it's shape
In the very first week
That jacket with the nice green piping
Got hit with a tomato that was
Really ripe and
Those brand new joggin' pants
Are covered with flies and crushed ants

Chorus

Your mother spends so much
Time on stitchin'
You'll have us all eatin' at the
Soup kitchen
You got a pair of pants for every day
But none of them fit did you buy 'em that way

You tried on everything at the local mall
But it's either too big or too small
And that little black dress we bought ya
It looks like it's been through some
Kind of torture

Those socks if they had half a chance
Would walk on their own or
Learn to dance
And those brand new sweat pants
Now is that dead flies or crushed ants





Chorus

Overall Meaning

In this song, Graham Parker is singing about his partner's worn-out clothing and odd fashion choices. He sings about her crazy shirt that is getting thin and threadbare, the ribbon in her hair that is made out of lace and bound to tear, and her ice-blue jeans with a hole in the back and a sunflower swatch. Parker notes that people are starting to stare at her because of her clothing. He even wonders what is going on with her underwear. Parker then moves on to talk about his partner's shoes with wobbly heels, a sweater with a maple leaf that has lost its shape, a jacket with nice green piping that got hit with a ripe tomato, and brand new jogging pants that are already covered in flies and crushed ants. He notes that his partner has many pairs of pants, but none of them seem to fit correctly.


In the chorus, Parker exclaims that his partner is tough on clothes and that it will cost him a fortune to keep her clothed. He says he will have to get a job and make a decent living now that he is with her. Parker then goes on to sing about his partner's mother who spends a lot of time stitching, implying that she has to fix his partner's clothing often. He notes that his partner tried on everything in the local mall, but nothing seems to fit correctly. Even the little black dress they bought seems like it has been through some kind of torture. In the end, Parker sings about the socks that would walk on their own if given the chance and the brand new sweatpants that are covered in dead flies or crushed ants.


Line by Line Meaning

That crazy shirt you wear
Your shirt is eccentric and unconventional


It's gettin' thin near threadbare
It has become worn out due to heavy use


That ribbon in your hair
Hair accessory used to tie and adorn your hair


Made outta lace and it's bound to tear
The ribbon made of delicate lace material is likely to rip


Those ice-blue jeans you got
Refers to your jeans which are light blue in color


With the hole in the back
There is a tear or an opening at the back of your jeans


And the sunflower swatch
A patch with the image of a sunflower sewn onto the jeans


People are startin' to stare
Others are looking at you and your clothes because of their oddity


God knows what's goin' on
An expression of confusion or bewilderment


With your underwear
Even your undergarments are causing concern and confusion


You're tough on clothes
Your clothes get worn out quickly due to excessive use


It's gonna cost me a fortune
It will be expensive to replace your clothes frequently


To keep you in 'em
To keep you properly clothed and presentable


I'm gonna have to get a job and
The cost of constantly replacing your clothes will require additional income


Make a decent livin' now
Earning enough money to support our lifestyle sustainably


Go easy now, go easy child
Please try not to be so hard on your clothes


Those shoes like a blast from the past
Your shoes have a vintage or retro look about them


The heels are lookin' wobbly now
The heels of your shoes are becoming unstable


They can't last
The shoes will not continue to be usable for much longer


That sweater with the maple leaf
Refers to a sweater embellished with a maple leaf design


Went and lost its shape
The sweater no longer retains its original form


In the very first week
The sweater lost its shape immediately after it was purchased


That jacket with the nice green piping
Refers to a jacket that has attractive green trim


Got hit with a tomato that was really ripe
The jacket was hit with a very ripe tomato, causing a stain


And those brand new joggin' pants
Refers to recently bought sweatpants


Are covered with flies and crushed ants
The sweatpants have become soiled with dead insects


Your mother spends so much
Your mother devotes a lot of time and effort


Time on stitchin'
Sewing and mending your clothes


You'll have us all eatin' at the soup kitchen
Your excessive wear and tear of clothes will ruin our finances


You got a pair of pants for every day
You have a large number of trousers to choose from


But none of them fit did you buy 'em that way
Your pants do not fit well or flatter your body shape. Did you deliberately buy them that way?


You tried on everything at the local mall
You went shopping and tried on clothes at the nearby mall


But it's either too big or too small
The clothes available to you are either too big or too small, often not the right fit


And that little black dress we bought ya
You already own a black dress that we gave you as a gift


It looks like it's been through some kind of torture
The dress appears to have been through rough usage


Those socks if they had half a chance
If given the opportunity, the socks would move or dance on their own


Would walk on their own or learn to dance
The socks are in a worn-out, sorry state


And those brand new sweat pants
New sweatpants that were recently bought


Now is that dead flies or crushed ants
The sweatpants have become contaminated with insect remains




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