2000
Grand Puba Lyrics

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Introduction- Hey yo, here we go...

So drop the Kronkite nigga (2000)
Let's hype up the year 2000 and make it our own!

Check out how we flip shit for (2000)
Pay attention to the way we do things in the year 2000

Stud Doogie runnin' shit for (2000)
Stud Doogie is taking charge in the year 2000

Grand Puba flippin' shit for (2000)
Grand Puba is making things happen in the year 2000

Here comes the brotha from the future
I am a visionary, ahead of my time

Man, I got what suits ya
I have what you need

Fake mc’s go away and let your label prostitute ya
Go away if you are not genuine and let your record label exploit you for money.

Give me my space and let the swinger swing
Give me some room and let me do my thing

Nigga don't you know that Jane can't even stop this crazy thang
Even Jane (a slang term for drugs) cannot stop this madness from happening

I like to boast cause i'm the host with the most
I like to brag because I am the best at what I do

Bag a few honeys and i'm... (Space Ghost!!!)
When I have a few girlfriends, I am unstoppable and like a superhero (Space Ghost)

I got niggas head-bobbin' with no problem
I can make people groove to my music easily

I kick 31 flavors so call me Basket Robbins, uhh
I am so good at what I do that you could call me the ice cream shop Basket Robbins, known for having a variety of great flavors

I gets down cause i travel like sound
I am always on the move making my music known to everyone

Grand Puba's so fast they got my picture on a Greyhound
I am so quick that my picture is on the side of the Greyhound bus.

Here goes the tizm, get ya lifted like izm
Here is the good stuff, enjoy it and get high!

If these devils ain't got my money then i got some off the prison
If these dishonest people don't pay me, then I will get my money outside of prison

So honey here's more than a rent
I am offering more than just rent money

For dollars and sense, see i leave shit bent
For the money you give me, I will create chaos and leave everything in disarray.

So don't even come with that 69, hon
Don't ask me for a sexual favor (69)

cause i told ya last time, 68 and i owe ya one
I have said before that I will reciprocate with a 68 (mutual oral sex), but I still owe one to someone.

back up and let Puba do his thing,
Get out of my way and let me work

cause a nigga want to krib like Eddie Murphy had a boomerang
I want to have a luxurious home like Eddie Murphy and his movie character's boomerang (boomerang-shaped home)

So butt niggas get the steppin'
Get out of my face if you are up to no good.

I gets to the root like beer
I get to the point of things like cracking open a cold beer

Lyrics flow like an automatic weapon
My rhymes come out effortlessly and smoothly

You can't see this or much greater,
You can't comprehend my greatness or the greatness to come

rough like Terminator, sendin' niggas down like elevators
I am tough and relentless, taking out anyone in my way

So like Beavis and Butthead...(he he he he)
Let's laugh together like Beavis and Butthead

Go away like 94, we drop the Kronkite nigga
Go away like the year 1994 and let's bring in the new and improved year 2000!

No shame in the game I puts the pedal to the metal
I am not afraid to go full-throttle and push myself to the limit

Be a father to my son, ask the Bulldogs and pedal (?)
I want to be a good father, just like the Bulldogs (a football team), and keep moving forward

Puba gots that shit that hits in every ghetto
My music is loved in every ghetto

Straight from New York, L.A. to ____
My music is known in cities across the country and around the world

Honey, there's no need to hunt
You don't need to look far for what you want

Whatever you want, just make sure when you come you bring a blunt
Before you come, make sure to bring some marijuana

This is for the year 2-circle-circle-circle
This is for the year 2000

Niggas lookin' stupid like their spotted and they urkel
Some people look foolish and awkward like the TV character Urkel and his spot-covered clothing

Did i say that?
Did I really just say that?

Doogie hits the scratch
Doogie is working the turntables

Niggas can't match, baggin' bootys by the batch
Nobody can compete with us and we are getting lots of girls

That's how we do at a theatre near you
That's how we roll and we're bringing our show near you!

Do the show, bag the doe and disappear like the zoo
We perform our show, make lots of money, and then disappear like the animals in the zoo

Then i hit home, to rest my dome
Then I go home and relax

Unplug the phone and put a joint on the bone
I turn off my phone and smoke marijuana

I kick the style longtime ya know
I have a unique and well-established style that you already know

Niggas can't see this, so you know how that shit goes
People can't match my style and you already know that

Nigga it's gonna take a miracle
This is so difficult that it would take a miracle to make it happen

Call me a cab so i can ___ away and catch your hi-di-hi-di-ho
Call me a taxi so I can quickly get away and relax

Fuck that, my style's all that and a bag of snacks
My style is amazing and even comes with snacks!

Ran through Jersey and the pussycat
I have traveled through New Jersey and had sex with a lot of women

I'm the Scooby with the Doo
I am like the cartoon character Scooby-Doo

I like my philly with the brew
I like to smoke marijuana and drink beer together

All ya'll niggas talkin' shit about Puba, fuck you...
Anyone who talks badly about me can go f*** themselves

Ya know what you can do?
Do you know what you can do?

You can lick the twins when i pull 'em outta skins
You can pleasure me orally when I pull my genitals out of my clothing

And i put 'em in your face, you can tell me how it tastes
I will put my genitals in your face and you can describe the taste to me

Cause its the Kronkite, nigga
It's the year 2000 and we are making things happen!