You Made Me Gay
Gravy Train!!!! Lyrics

I got somethin' to say! (what?)
I have something important to tell you

I'm kinda gay! (yeah?)
I am attracted to men rather than women

I like to get paid and have sex for days (no!)
I like to have a lot of sex and earn money while doing so

So listen up ladies
Pay attention to what I am about to say

I like guyz and hate babies
I am attracted to men and dislike babies

If you get me real drunk
If I consume too much alcohol

I'll go for the junk in the trunk
I'll become interested in someone's backside

You want me bigtime, I only want you minitime
You are very interested in me but I am only a little interested in you

But then I see Matt Dillon and I want it HUGETIME!
I become extremely attracted to someone else when I see them

You open up your lips and try to seal my doom
You try to make things worse for me by speaking badly about me

So I make a beeline straight to the menz room
I go straight to the restroom for men

I thought you were cute
I originally thought you were attractive

I thought your ass was fine
I initially liked your butt

But then I took down your pants
After I saw you naked

And I said 'NEVER MIND!!!!'
I did not like what I saw

Don't even try to play me bitch
Do not try to deceive me

Don't even try to front
Do not pretend like you are something you're not

You think that you want dong
You think you want a man's penis

But I know you want wet cunt
But I know you want a woman's vagina

And there you go
You continue to do something or behave a certain way

Bein' all sick
Being extreme or twisted in some way

Are you stupid, girl?
You're not very smart

Of COURSE I want the dick!!!!
I am definitely interested in men

Stop lyin', ho!
Stop being dishonest

You know that you want it!
You know you're attracted to me

NO I DON'T!!!!
I am not interested in you

Yes you do! Just admit it! ADMIT IT!!!!
You really are interested in me, just say it! SAY IT!!!

You made me gay, girl, you made me gay, girl!!!!
Your behavior or presence introduced me to my sexuality

Are you gay?
Are you also attracted to people of the same gender?

HAAAAY, you made me GAY.
Yes, I am gay because of you

I thought you liked it that way!
I thought you were interested in men

Naw, bitch, I'm gay!
No, I am very interested in men and not women

You ain't gay
You are not attracted to people of the same gender

HAAAAY, you made me GAY.
You're the reason I realized I like men

STOP! jockin' me girl
Stop bugging me

Why can't you see?
Why don't you recognize the truth

There's a million guys
There are countless men

That are dyin' to screw me
That are very interested in having sex with me

I see how it is Hunx
I understand now, Hunx

I don't give you a bona
I do not give you an erection

When I'm through with your ass
When I am finished with you

It will be in a coma
You will be exhausted or unconscious

You have the ass
You have a good butt

You have the titty
You have nice breasts

But there's somethin' in my pants
But I have a feeling of arousal

That makes me wanna go to the shitty city
That makes me want to have a bowel movement

But menz ain't got no pussy
Men do not have vaginas

They ain't got no vagina
They do not have female reproductive organs

I'm THROUGH with you gay boyz
I am finished with homosexual men

Drop outta mankind-a!!!!
Disappear completely

You got Willy Wonka up in your underwear
You have large genitals

And I like honey 'cause I'm a little bear
I like sweet things because I am attracted to men

Well I only pursued you 'cause I heard that you had girth
I was only interested in you because I thought you had a large penis

But now I wish yo silly momma had NEVER given birth
I regret ever being attracted to you

Go gay, girl, it's so much better
It is better to be gay

I like the cheese, yeah, I like the cheddar
I enjoy sex and money

Your cock ain't nuthin' anyway I'd rather suck a dog off
I am not interested in your genitals, I would rather engage in bestiality

And I'll just use a cucumber to get my fucking rocks off
I can pleasure myself with vegetables

There's so many girls and there's so many guys
There are countless people to be attracted to

It's hard to decide, when I like chicken thighs
It is difficult to choose when I am attracted to both men and women

You're missing out on hot ass humps cus I spread legs like anthrax
You are missing out on good sex because I am very flexible

And Kenny G type blowjobz 'cause I play a mean skin sax
I am skilled at performing sexual acts

For today go ahead and do me that way
For now, let's engage in sexual activity

But I made up my mind, silly ho, I'm GAY!!!!
I have decided I am homosexual

Well maybe I should change my ways and stick to only ladies
Perhaps I should only be attracted to women

'cause I hate shitty menz and I don't want shitty babies.
Because I dislike men and do not want to have children with them.