All Jacked Up
Gretchen Wilson Lyrics


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Hey

Well, five of the PM rolls around
There's a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringing in my ears
The next you know the bartender's pouring
Shots are flowing, got me stoning
All I really know is that I should be going
But I'm soaking up the moment

I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
What the hell I'll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I might of must of gone a little too far
'Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue
Ten foot two with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it coming I deserved the due

'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God, it's two o'clock,
I can't find my keys and my truck's locked

So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good show

All jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up

Jacked up
(All jacked up, all jacked up)
Who

One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your car
Don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn't tell anybody where you are
When you're all jacked up

All jacked up
All jacked up
All jacked up

Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah




Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah

Overall Meaning

The song "All Jacked Up" by Gretchen Wilson is a riveting story of a night of excessive drinking, leading to hilarious yet unexpected events like a lost tooth and broken car window. The song starts with the singer, who wants to grab a drink at a local joint after work. As she gets more and more into the evening, shots start flowing, and she begins to enjoy the moment. She feels all jacked up and doesn't want the night to end. But as she falls for a boy, a big girl comes forward and punches her tooth out in a rage, causing her to realize she probably deserved it. The song then ends with her struggling to find her keys and breaking her truck window.


The lyrics paint an accurate and real picture of the moment when someone is all jacked up, drunk, and lost in the moment. In one way or the other, we all can relate to it, which makes it an instant hit. Additionally, the song reminds us of the fun and risks that come hand in hand with drinking and the importance of not taking it lightly.


Line by Line Meaning

Well, five of the PM rolls around
It’s evening and the day is winding down


There's a little old joint outside of town
There’s a small bar a short distance away from the town


I only got time for a couple of beers
I have time for only a few beers


And a jukebox song ringing in my ears
I'm listening to a song I requested on the jukebox


The next you know the bartender's pouring
Before I know it, the bartender is pouring shots for me


Shots are flowing, got me stoning
I keep taking shots and getting increasingly drunk


All I really know is that I should be going
I know I should leave but I’m enjoying the moment


But I'm soaking up the moment
I'm living in the moment and enjoying the experience


I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
I’m intoxicated and feeling good


Don't believe I've ever had this much
I have never been this inebriated before


One thing I've learned when you get tore up
I've learned that time flies when you drink too much


It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
The time was almost nine in the evening


What the hell I'll have one more shot
I decide to take one more shot of liquor


Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
I flirted with a guy at the end of the bar


Guess I might of must of gone a little too far
I went a little overboard with my flirting


'Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue
An enormous lady appeared out of nowhere


Ten foot two with a bad attitude
The lady was very tall and had a bad temper


Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
The angry girl punched me in the mouth, knocking out my tooth


I guess I had it coming I deserved the due
I admit that I deserved the punch due to my behavior


Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
I’m informed that it’s time to leave and can’t stay at the bar any longer


Oh my God, it's two o'clock,
I'm surprised to find out that it's already two o'clock


I can't find my keys and my truck's locked
I can’t find my truck keys and realize that the vehicle is locked


So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
I use a tire tool to break the window of my truck


Hurt my elbow, got me in though
I hurt my elbow in the process, but I still manage to get into the truck


Two foot later backed into the light pole
I back up the truck two feet and hit a light pole


All the town folk got a good show
The townspeople witnessed my truck incident


Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up
I learn that it's not safe to drive when I'm drunk


One thing I've learned when you get tore up
It's bad to start a fight with someone when I'm intoxicated


Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
I shouldn’t start fights when drunk


Hell I wouldn't tell anybody where you are
I wouldn’t disclose your location when you’re all jacked up




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, RESERVOIR MEDIA MANAGEMENT INC
Written by: VICKY MCGEHEE, JOHN D. RICH, GRETCHEN FRANCES N WILSON

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Gretchen Wilson - All Jacked Up Lyrics
Artist: Gretchen Wilson

Album: Greatest Hits

Genre: Country

SONGLYRICS
Listen while you read!
Hey yeah!

Well five thirty P.M. rolls around
There's a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringing in my ear

The next thing you know the bar tender's pouring
Shots are flowing, got me stoned man
All I really know is that I should be going
But I'm soaking up the moment

I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up

It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
‽What the hell, I'll have one more shotâ€
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I mighta musta gone a little too far

'Cause a big old girl walked outta the blue
10 foot 2 with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it coming, I deserved the due

'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up

†Don't have to go home, but you can't stay hereâ€
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God, it's 2 o'clock
I can't find my keys and my truck's locked

So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good show

All jacked up
(All jacked up)
All jacked up
(All jacked up)
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up

Jacked up
(All jacked up)
(All jacked up)
Woo

One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up

Don't drive your car
Don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn't even tell anybody where you are
When you're all

Jacked up
(All jacked up)
All jacked up
(All jacked up)
All jacked up
(All jacked up)
All jacked up
(All jacked up)

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

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All comments from YouTube:

Odin Pettersson

Unmatched beauty and great voice and music !! Thank you, Gretchen !!

Gary Vander Giessen

I love the power in her voice. :)

Stephanie Hinemoa Hapi

I know 🥰 right, totally

gypsyfirestorm

After all these years, I STILL LOVE THIS!

rico Sacto

yup

Wise River Healing

Right!! I'm watching now with coming up three years clean and now it just reminds me of why I don't drink anymore :)

gypsyfirestorm

@Wise River Healing Congrats on three years!! 💜

Presbyterian girl

Me too

Vetter Burns

Years, SHCHMEARS! Don't Drive Yer Car!.........

Donald Maxie

Ya just gotta love Gretchen Wilson!!!

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