I Want A Hippopotamas For Christmas
Gretchen Wilson Lyrics


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I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
I don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh, what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I only like hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
My teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'll feed him there and wash him there
And give him his massage

I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses




I only like hippopotamuseses
And hippopotamuses like me too

Overall Meaning

In this song, Gretchen Wilson is expressing her desire to receive a hippopotamus as a Christmas gift. She specifically states that she does not want a doll or a Tinker Toy, but only a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. She believes that Santa Claus will not mind bringing a live animal into their home rather than using the chimney to enter.


She imagines the excitement of waking up on Christmas morning and finding a hippo waiting for her, and also playfully addresses the concern of her mom who thinks that the hippo might eat her up. However, her teacher reassures her that hippos are vegetarians. Gretchen has made space for the hippopotamus in their garage where she plans to take care of it by feeding, washing, and even giving it massages.


The song shows Gretchen's childlike imagination and enthusiasm for a unique gift, even if it may not be the most practical or reasonable. It captures the whimsical spirit of Christmas and the joy of receiving a gift that brings unexpected happiness.


Line by Line Meaning

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I desire to own a hippopotamus as a gift for the holiday season


Only a hippopotamus will do
I will not be content with any other gift than a hippopotamus


I don't want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
I have no interest in traditional toys such as dolls or small, insignificant playthings


I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I wish to have a hippopotamus as a companion to enjoy and interact with


I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
I do not believe that Santa Claus will object to granting my wish for a hippopotamus


He won't have to use our dirty chimney flue
Santa Claus will not need to use the chimney to deliver the hippopotamus


Just bring him through the front door, that's the easy thing to do
Santa Claus can simply enter through our front door to deliver the hippopotamus


I can see me now on Christmas morning
I can envision myself on the morning of Christmas


Creeping down the stairs
Quietly descending the staircase


Oh, what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
I will experience great delight and surprise when I first see the hippopotamus


To see a hippo hero standing there
The hippopotamus will be a hero in my eyes for bringing me such happiness


No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
I have no interest in owning crocodiles or rhinoceroses as pets


I only like hippopotamuses
I have a specific admiration and attraction to hippopotamuses


And hippopotamuses like me too
I feel that hippopotamuses have an affinity towards me


Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
My mother has expressed concern that the hippopotamus may be dangerous and harmful to me


My teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian
On the other hand, my teacher has informed me that hippopotamuses are herbivores and therefore not harmful to humans


There's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
Our garage has ample space to accommodate the hippopotamus


I'll feed him there and wash him there
I will provide for the hippopotamus by feeding and washing him in the garage


And give him his massage
I will also provide massages for the hippopotamus to ensure his comfort


No crocodiles or rhinoceroseses
Once again, I have no interest in owning crocodiles or rhinoceroses as pets


I only like hippopotamuseses
I really only have an attraction for hippopotamuses


And hippopotamuses like me too
I have a feeling that hippopotamuses are drawn to me




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