Good Girl Yes Bad Girl No
Group X Lyrics

Good girl yes, bad girl no!
I want a girl who is good and pure and not someone who is bad and deceitful.

I don't want her to break my window
I want a girl who will not cause me any trouble or damage my things.

Hey, girl, you not very nice
I do not think that you are very kind or pleasant.

You don't even know how to tie your own shoe-es
I offered to teach you how to tie your shoelaces and you said you did not know and wear Velcro instead.

I gave you fifty cents to go to the store
I gave you some money to go to the store and buy some things.

You supposed to spend twenty but you spend more
You were supposed to spend only twenty cents but you exceeded that amount.

Said give me five, but you only gave me four
You asked for five cents back but only gave me four.

Because you said your thumb got chopp-ed in four
You lied about your thumb being injured into four pieces.

No it did not, you lie about everything!
I do not believe anything you say since you always lie.

Don't think I don't know about the sandwich
I know that you took my sandwich to Kansas and made me frustrated by doing so.

You look like a mikrowave yes I think so
I think you resemble a microwave oven in appearance.

Hey, lady! You're not very neat
You are not very clean or tidy.

You come in my apartment you don't washing your feet
You enter my apartment without washing your feet.

You run into cans when you go on the stritt
You knock over cans when you walk on the street.

If you want to saix me you have to be goode at math
If you want to impress me or pursue a relationship with me, you have to be good at math.

You're nott goode at math and you say 'Look at that!'
You are not good at math and you still act as if you are by saying 'Look at that!'

A little kaid kicked you and I don't give a crap
I do not care that a child kicked you.

What if I did and my chicken had gas?
What if I did what you are accusing me of and my pet chicken had flatulence?

You kicked his face from here to Arkansas
You kicked his face very far away.

Forgetting all my haim and you ruined my slice
You forgot all my hair products and ruined my hairstyle.

New pair of sandals dropped to the trash!
You caused me to throw away my new pair of sandals in frustration.

You not dispute this football joke
You cannot refute this football-related joke.

Because you grabb-ed baseball and forgot to throw
You picked up a baseball instead of throwing the football.

Tried to make my little brother not to grow
You attempted to hinder the growth of my younger brother in some way.

And now... shladies expose your crowtche...
Ladies, get ready to show off your private parts...

You need a girl that epitomize peace no peas
I am looking for a girl who embodies peace, not one who sells drugs, represented by peas.

Not iminitize tees to the size of trees
Not someone who grows drugs to the size of trees.

Sells with her bad trees inbetween my knees
Sells drugs and keeps them between my legs.

She H-E-A-D (Swallows, ladies)
She performs oral sex regularly.

And tastes my pralines
She tastes my semen.

Who fears I don't scream (Hope I scream)
She worries that I do not enjoy the intercourse (hoping I will scream).

My regime in between it's where it's clean, it's less mean
My method of intercourse is where it is hygienic and less harmful.

If you's first it's clean
If she is the first person I have sex with, then it is hygienic and not harmful.

If you swing, let's see rehearsing
If she has had sex with multiple partners, then let's see if she can perform well.

Girls bring first and they're clean so
Girls are the first ones to lose their virginity and they are hygienic (sarcastic).

Bad girls so divine hide behind the line
Girls who engage in promiscuity are glorified but do not reveal their true selves.

The woman tries mine while I improvise
The woman tries to have sex with me while I improvise.

So why? You can visualize something nice
Why engage in promiscuity when you can imagine something more pleasant?

Slide fly by nightride at night to see you laying in the sky
We can have a nighttime drive to see you lying down in the sky (possibly referencing drugs).

No (no!) No (no!)
This is not acceptable behavior.

Besides, you have been with too many guys
You have been promiscuous with too many men.

No (no!) No... Bad girl!
This is not acceptable behavior and you should not engage in promiscuous behavior.