Schfifty-Five
Group X Lyrics

Hey, little girl. Did you want to know...a seecret?
The singer wants to share a secret with the listener.

Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it.
The singer really enjoys sharing the secret.

You want to know what it schwas?
The singer is teasing the listener by pretending to be mysterious about the secret.

Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.
The artist is about to reveal the secret.

I know.....how to caount....alllll de way to schfifty five.
The secret is that the artist knows how to count all the way to 55.

...and I will tell you how to do it.
The singer is willing to share the method with the listener.

Faster than you can say, "Poopty Peupty pants".
The singer is emphasizing how easy it is to count to 55.

You ready to hear it, baby?
The artist is asking if the listener is ready to learn the counting method.

Arrrright.
The artist is giving the listener permission to hear the method.

Schwam.
The artist is beginning to count: one.

Doo.
Two.

Two an heif.
Two and a half (or 2.5).

Scheven.
Seven.

Schfourteen-teen.
Fourteen.

Schwenty-one.
Twenty-one.

Schwenty-seven heif.
Twenty-seven and a half (or 27.5).

Twenty seven, thirty seven, "WHAT YOU SAYYYY?!"
The artist is counting to 55 by skipping some numbers and including a shout when reaching 37.

Shiggity schwove,
The singer is starting a chant.

Schwifty-five.
The chant is about the number 55.

Shiggity Schwat,
The artist is saying another version of the chant.

Schfifty-five.
The chant about 55 continues.

Girlfriend's Age: Schfifty-five.
The artist is stating that his girlfriend's age is 55.

My IQ: Schwifty-five.
The singer is claiming that his IQ is 55.

You must pay....5 + 5 is fifty, fifty, fifty!!
The artist is saying that the listener must pay attention because 5 + 5 equals 50, and they will be chanting about 55.

Schfifty-five!
The chant about 55 continues.

Shiggity shiggity,
Another version of the chant is starting.

Schfifty-five!
The chant continues.

Schwhatiewhat?
The artist is playing with words to keep the chant going.

Schfifty-five,
The chant continues some more.

My IQ is schfifty-five.
The singer is repeating the claim that his IQ is 55.

Shiggity shiggity,
Another version of the chant is starting.

Schwifty-five.
The chant about 55 continues.

Schwagity,
Another version of the chant is starting.

Schfifty-five.
The chant continues.

Schwat? Shiggity schwat, schfifty, schfifty, schwat.
The singer is playing with words to keep the chant going.

Come on girl, when you add 5+5,
The artist is trying to get the listener to participate in the chant.

Come on girl, fifty five, do that fifty five.
The listener is being told to join in the chant about 55.

Come on girl, come on girl, shake your butt, you aix.
The listener is being encouraged to move their body.

Fifty five, fifty five, now lets do the saix! Damn Cmon...
The singer is continuing the chant and urging the listener to participate.

What you say? What you say? Cmon girl, fifty five!
The artist wants the listener to repeat the chant about 55.

Shiggity, schfifty-five
The chant continues.

Cmon girl, schfifty-five.
The singer is urging the listener to continue the chant.

What you say?! Schfifty-five
The singer is getting more excited about the chant and wants the listener to continue.

What you say?! Schfifty-five
The artist is still excited and wants the listener to keep chanting with them.

Cannot hear you! Schfifty-five
The artist is pretending to not be able to hear the listener and wants them to be louder when they chant about 55.

My ear cant..Schfifty-five.....do it...
The artist is continuing the chant and encouraging the listener to do the same.

Shiggity, shiggity, schwaggity, shiggity, schwou?
The singer has added some nonsense words to the chant to make it more fun and upbeat.

Schfifty-five.
The artist ends with one final chant about 55.