Schfifty Five
Group X Lyrics

Hey, little girl.
Greetings to a young lady.

Did you want to know...a seecreet?
Are you interested in knowing a secret?

Cause I know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it.
I have a secret that is exciting to hear.

You want to know what it schwas?
Do you want to know what it was?

Alright, I'll tell you what it schwas.
Okay, I will tell you what it was.

I know.....how to caount....alllll de way to schfifty five.
I know how to count all the way to fifty-five.

...and I will tell you how to do it.
And I will explain the technique to you.

Faster than you can say, "Poopty Peupty pants".
I can teach you faster than you can say a silly nonsense phrase.

You ready to hear it, baby?
Are you ready to hear it, my dear?

Arrrright.
Alright.

Schwan.
One.

Doo.
Two.

two an heif.
Two and a half.

Scheven.
Seven.

Schfourteen-teen.
Fourteen.

Schwenty-one.
Twenty-one.

Schwenty-seven heif.
Twenty-seven and a half.

Twenty seven, thirty seven, "WHAT YOU SAYYYY?!"
The numbers twenty-seven and thirty-seven. What do you say about that?

Shiggity schwove,
Shake it, move it,

Schwifty-five.
To the fifty-five.

Shiggity Schwat,
Shake it, what,

Schfifty-five.
To the fifty-five.

Shiggity shiggity schwove,
Shake it, shake it, move it,

Schwifty-five.
To the fifty-five.

Shiggity shiggity schwove,
Shake it, shake it, move it,

Schfifty-five.
To the fifty-five.

Girlfriend's Age: Schfifty-five.
My girlfriend is fifty-five years old.

My IQ: Schwifty-five.
My IQ is fifty-five.

You must pay....5 + 5 is fifty, fifty, fifty!!
You must pay 50 because 5 plus 5 equals fifty, fifty, fifty!!

Schfifty-five!
To the fifty-five!

Shiggity shiggity,
Shake it, shake it,

Schfifty-five!
To the fifty-five!

Schwhatiewhat?
What, what did you say?

Schfifty-five,
To the fifty-five,

My IQ is schfifty-five.
My IQ is fifty-five.

Shiggity shiggity,
Shake it, shake it,

Schwifty-five.
To the fifty-five.

Schwagity,
To the swag,

Schfifty-five.
To the fifty-five.

Schwat? Shiggity schwat, schfifty, schfifty, schwat.
What? Shake it, what, to the fifty, fifty, what.

Come on girl, when you add 5+5,
Come on, girl, when you add 5+5,

Come on girl, fifty five, do that fifty five.
Come on, girl, Let's do that fifty-five.

Come on girl, come on girl, shake your butt, you aix.
Come on, girl, shake your butt, you are awesome.

Fifty five, fifty five, now lets do the saix! Cmon...
Fifty-five, fifty-five, now let's do the six! Come on...

Shiggity, shiggity, schwaggity, shiggity, schwou?
Shake, shake, do you agree with me?

Schfifty-five.
To the fifty-five.