Total Quality Woman
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See this Total Quality Woman.
Take a look at this woman who has been specifically designed to meet society's expectations of the perfect female.

She's the culturally engineered,
This woman has been created to fit within the cultural norms and values of her time.

Downsized, pent up, canopied,
She has been forced into a smaller physical and emotional space, with limited opportunities for growth or expression.

Just-in-time, take-out, just-in-time...
She is expected to be available and ready for anything, at any time, like a fast food order.

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Tedious, repetitive & straining,
The work this woman is expected to do is monotonous, demanding, and often unfulfilling.

Manual labor - harnessed to the speed of electronic machines.
Her work is controlled and dictated by machines, which set a pace that she must keep up with, no matter the toll it takes on her body and mind.

Proper service proper style
She is expected to serve others with the right attitude and appearance at all times.

Cap in hand with a smile
She must approach others in a submissive, obedient manner, with a smile on her face to hide any negative feelings.

Push her womb and she will hum
She is supposed to desire and enjoy sexual activity whenever her partner wants it, without regard for her own needs or wants.

"How kind of you to let me come"
She is expected to be grateful for any attention or recognition she receives, no matter how small or insignificant.

She is flexible & caring
Her personality is supposed to be adaptable and nurturing, able to mold herself to the needs of others.

Sympathetic & observing
She is expected to be understanding and empathetic to the needs and feelings of others, always watching and reacting to their behavior.

Add an intercessory device
Use technology to control and augment her behavior, like a remote control for a machine.

For a rockbottom price
This type of control can be acquired cheaply, like a disposable product.

She is shaped, spick and span
Her physical appearance has been modified to meet societal expectations of the ideal female body, with no imperfections or blemishes allowed.

A lot more handy than a man
She is seen as more useful and practical than a man, able to do many tasks a man cannot do or are beneath him to do.

Let her crash, break, and burn
She is disposable and interchangeable, and can be replaced if she becomes damaged or worn out from constant use.

She is oh so keen to learn
She is supposed to crave knowledge and improvement, but only within the limits set by society and her role as a female.

We recommend the QW-PRO
Here is a specific product we advocate for controlling and manipulating this female.

Now with touch sensitive control
This product can be operated with a touch or flick of a finger, increasing ease and precision of control over her behavior.

Surface modified
This product has been intentionally altered to hide its true nature or purpose, making it more appealing or acceptable to others.

PC - supplied
This product or service is compatible with a personal computer, allowing for even more precise and remote control over this female.

Enter "Maid off all work" plus "Lady of pleasure"
By entering these codes or commands, she will switch from her work persona to her sexual persona, fulfilling the desires of her controller without resistance or objection.

What a supercalifragilisticeconomic treasure
This product or service is deemed an incredible value, offering superior control and manipulation over a female for a low cost.

Downsized, outsourced, teleworked,
She has been made smaller, more disposable, and remote, all in the service of making her more useful and controllable to others.

Just-in-time, take-out, just-in-time down-right tired ...
She is given no rest, no downtime, and no reprieve from her work or duties, leading to exhaustion and burnout.