Foot‐Long
Guttermouth Lyrics


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[Chorus:] I want to give you all of my foot long
Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun
Vacation without sun
Cop without a gun
That's what she told me
So I guess there'll be no you
She sees right through me
I'm told my shallowness runs deep
You work the drive thru
Don't need a guy like you
Cuz not just anyone will do
[Chorus]
You ain't no heartthrob
You'd better hold on to your job
She said I've seen your band
You guys ain't got a chance
But now I'm begging you to sing




[Chorus]
That's what she told me so I guess there'll be no you

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Guttermouth's song Foot-Long are explicit and cheeky, and they tell the story of a man who is interested in a woman. He wants to offer her "all of his foot-long" and take her on a "vacation without sun" and be "a cop without a gun." However, the woman sees through his shallow facade and tells him that she doesn't need a guy like him, as she's not willing to settle for just anyone. The singer here seems to be trying to impress her by telling her about his hot dog and comparing it to her bun, but ultimately it doesn't work, and there will be no chance of a relationship between them.


The lyrics to this song are clearly meant to be humorous and provocative, and they succeed in that regard. The use of sexual innuendo and humor is typical of Guttermouth's style, and it's clear that the band's intention is to provoke and shock listeners. Their lyrics are riddled with profanity and references to taboo subjects, which is part of their appeal to some listeners. However, others may find their lyrics offensive or inappropriate.


Overall, the lyrics to Foot-Long are a lot of fun, and they're likely to make listeners laugh and enjoy themselves. This song is perfect for those who are looking for a good time and want to have some fun with provocative music. While it may not be everyone's cup of tea, there's no denying that Guttermouth has a unique and entertaining style.


Line by Line Meaning

Chorus: I want to give you all of my foot long
The singer is using a phallic food item (hot dog) to suggest sexual activities with the person they are addressing.


Unwrap my hot dog and place it in your bun
The singer is continuing their sexual innuendo and suggesting that the person they are addressing should engage in sexual activities with them.


Vacation without sun
The singer is using a metaphor to describe their current romantic situation as bleak and unfulfilling.


Cop without a gun
The artist is using a metaphor to describe themselves as powerless and ineffective in their current romantic pursuits.


That's what she told me
The artist is relaying information that they were told by the person they are addressing. This information is likely negative or critical.


So I guess there'll be no you
The singer is indicating that they do not believe they will be able to pursue a romantic relationship with the person they are addressing because of the negative information they were given.


She sees right through me
The singer is admitting to being shallow and insincere in their romantic pursuits, and the person they are addressing sees through their facade.


I'm told my shallowness runs deep
The artist acknowledges that their tendency towards shallow behavior in their romantic pursuits is a deep-rooted flaw in their character.


You work the drive thru
The artist is insulting the person they are addressing by suggesting that their job is low-status and unimpressive.


Don't need a guy like you
The artist is suggesting that the person they are addressing is not a suitable partner for them because of their perceived lack of worth or status.


Cuz not just anyone will do
The singer is indicating that they have high standards and expectations for a romantic partner, and the person they are addressing does not meet those standards.


You ain't no heartthrob
The artist is insulting the person they are addressing by suggesting that they are not physically attractive or desirable.


You'd better hold on to your job
The singer is insulting the person they are addressing by suggesting that their job is the most valuable thing they have and they should prioritize it over romantic pursuits.


She said I've seen your band
The singer is relaying information that they were told by the person they are addressing. This information is likely negative or critical, specifically regarding the singer's musical career.


You guys ain't got a chance
The person who the singer is addressing has informed them that their musical career is unlikely to succeed or be profitable.


But now I'm begging you to sing
The artist is indicating that despite the negative feedback they received about their musical career, the person they are addressing now wants them to perform.


Chorus: I want to give you all of my foot long
The artist is using a phallic food item (hot dog) to suggest sexual activities with the person they are addressing.


That's what she told me so I guess there'll be no you
The singer is indicating that they do not believe they will be able to pursue a romantic relationship with the person they are addressing because of the negative information they were given.




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