I Smell a Rat
Guy Buddy Lyrics

I think I smell a rat in my house, baby, I believe you got just too late
I suspect that there's something amiss in my house, my love. I think you might have arrived too late to fix it.

Aw, I smell a rat, I smell a rat in my house, honey, I think you walkin' 'round too late
I smell something fishy going on, my dear. It seems like you've been wandering around at odd hours.

You know I need a rat in my house like this now, just like I need a hole in my head
I don't need this kind of trouble in my life. It's as useless to me as a hole in my head.

You cry baby you afraid at night, you said you can't stay home all alone
You're scared to be alone at night, sweetheart. You've said it before.

Oh you said you afraid, afraid to stay home at night, you said you didn't want to be home alone
You expressed fear of being alone at night and not wanting to stay home by yourself.

Oh, but I keep smelling that rat every time I get back, and all, and all you do is gonna make me moan
I keep detecting something off every time I return home, and your actions are just going to make me complain.

You got my backdoor wide open, baby you say you're supposed to be afraid
You left my backdoor unlocked and you claim that you're supposed to be scared.

You know the last time I slept with it opened, you know was so cold I almost lost my head
The last time I left it open, it was so cold that I nearly lost my mind.

Sometime I think you're foolin' me baby, and I do believe it's just drivin' me around
I sometimes suspect that you're playing games with me, darling, and it's really starting to get to me.

Sometime I think you're foolin' me baby, honey I think you're just drivin' me around
I'm convinced that you're messing with me, honey. I think you're just driving me crazy for no good reason.

Why don't you leave me alone woman, you know I think there's another woman I can go, I can be found
Why don't you give me some space, woman? I think there's another woman out there who would be more suitable for me.

Did you ever try to sit down and explain, I am not that hard to understand
Have you ever tried to communicate with me, love? I'm not that difficult to comprehend.

You will be sleeping with the backdoor open, baby or with another man
If you keep this up, baby, you'll either be sleeping with the backdoor unlocked or with another man altogether.

Oh you're so sweet to me, I don't believe, I can leave you alone
You're so kind to me, I can't bear the thought of leaving you, my dear.

Stayin', and peepin' like you got a woman, and try to make me, all happy
Staying and spying around like you're trying to impress another woman and make me happy.