let me in
Guy Gerber Presents A.d.d Lyrics

Let me in the door
Allow me entry into the venue

You keep sayin' you hear me knockin'
Despite claiming to hear my attempts to gain entry

What you standin' there for?
Why are you just standing there without taking any action?

Who I gotta kill or sleep with?
What extreme measures do I need to take to be granted access?

Cause I'm the worlds best secret
Because I am a highly talented and successful artist who is relatively unknown

But you still review this
Despite being relatively unknown, you still feel the need to criticize my work

Right now before my goons have to tear it down
Allow me entry immediately or else my associates may cause damage

We don't wait in line and we don't stand around
We do not have to wait or waste our time like others

We at Club Zen and drinkin', actin' brand new
We are at Club Zen, enjoying drinks and behaving in a confident and proud manner

Actin' like he never seen my face and I ain't got loot
Behaving as if the person denying me entry has never heard of me and thinks I am not wealthy

They know I'm Cash Image and I'm with Tech N9ne
They are aware of my identity as Cash Image and my association with Tech N9ne

And before the club closes, the owner gon' respect mine
The club owner will come to respect my presence before the night is over

Spend a lot of money and that's the bottom line
I spend a significant amount of money, and that is the most important factor

Ten cars on chrome, Plus the neck shine
I have ten cars with shiny chrome details and my necklace sparkles

Baggy jeans on and J's with a lot of bucks
I'm wearing loose-fitting jeans and expensive Air Jordan shoes

And you ain't gotta know me
You do not have to be familiar with me

You could tell my dollars' up
You can tell that I am wealthy

Poppin' collars in the club, turnin' bottles up
I am popping the collars on my shirts and drinking alcohol heavily in the club

And all the models in the club wanna follow us
The attractive women in the club are interested in being associated with us

It's Mr. Chevy Man, You hear my song playin'
I am Mr. Chevy Man, and you can hear my music playing

And every time we in the club
Whenever we are in the club

We be spending grand's
We spend large amounts of money

First deny Tech then deny me
First, you deny Tech N9ne entry, and then you deny me

And I was number one on 103 for forty weeks
I held the top position on radio station 103 for forty weeks

You say you hear me knockin'
You claim to hear my attempts to gain entry

So why you don't wanna let me in?
So why are you hesitant to allow me entry?

But I ain't buggin', So tell the cops to come and get me then
But I am not bothered, so go ahead and call the police to arrest me

Complain about my shoes, ain't really talkin' 'bout shit
You are complaining about my shoes, but it is not a significant issue

Dude, I spent like three hundred and fifty on this outfit
Dude, I spent a considerable amount of money on this outfit

NV ain't gon' let me in, zen actin' funny with me
Club NV is refusing to let me in, and Club Zen is behaving strangely towards me

What it's gon' cost me, homie?
What do I need to do or pay to gain entry, friend?

I brought a little money with me
I have brought some money with me

I don't wear tight shirts, my pants kinda baggy
I prefer loose-fitting shirts and my pants are slightly loose

KC hat tilted, so now they wanna red flag me
I am wearing a Kansas City hat tilted, which has drawn negative attention towards me

I'm by the bar every time, point blank, Period
I am always at the bar, without exception

The door man hatin', takin' his job too serious
The doorman is harboring resentment and taking his job too seriously

Me, Cash Image, Tech and Kaliko about big business
Cash Image, Tech N9ne, Kaliko, and I are involved in significant business ventures

So what I'm talkin to a bouncer for?
Why am I wasting my time talking to a bouncer?

The woman see me, Scream my name like announcers, bro
The women see me and loudly shout my name, like sports announcers

They actin' brand new this week
They are behaving differently and possibly negatively towards me this week

So I'm about to go to the block and bubble and get plenty cake
So I am going to engage in profitable activities elsewhere and amass a significant amount of money

I just wanted woman and I don't like this club anyway
I just wanted to meet women, and I do not enjoy this club regardless

So fuck y'all!
So screw all of you!

I get money from music, Kinda like to spend-spend
I earn money from my music and I have a tendency to spend it freely

When I hit the town, I know they gonna let me ends in
When I go out, I am confident that I will be allowed entry

But these other clubs be trippin' like I begin sin
However, other clubs tend to give me a hard time as if I am starting trouble

You hear me knockin'? (Oh yeah)
Do you hear my attempts to gain entry?

Well let me in then
In that case, please let me in

Cause NV ain't so friendly
Because Club NV is not very welcoming

They got a gay assembly of femmes
They have a group of feminine individuals who are unkind or unwelcoming

(That's why they don't sell no Henny)
(That is why they do not sell Hennessy)

Stink butts who think bucks
Unpleasant-smelling individuals who believe they are wealthy

But they don't know my bank account is like a Brinks truck
They are unaware that my bank account is very large

Could buy it any day
I could easily purchase anything

Two poin one on a new building and lease 'em and the N9ne has plenty say
I can invest 2.1 million dollars in a new building and lease it, and Tech N9ne has significant influence

The rhyme, it give me pay
My talent for rapping earns me a substantial income

So I resign cause NV gay
So I give up because Club NV is unsatisfactory

And plus NV stands for no vagina's anyway
And besides, NV stands for no vagina's anyway

That place, Me and Lil' Weezy-Wee get no love
That place does not show me and Lil' Wayne any love

That's why when I brought Chingy in there
That is why, when I brought Chingy into that club

He peed in your club, not in the toilet either
He urinated in your club, not in the restroom

You don't enjoy the beaver
You do not enjoy sexual encounters with women

You'd rather plot on how to get below your boy, The Peter
You would rather scheme against me and try to undermine my success

America's Club and Fase 2, I erase you
I disregard and forget about America's Club and Fase 2

My pants are too baggy even though I'm clean and I'm paid too
My loose-fitting pants are considered inappropriate even though I am well-groomed and wealthy

Orlando South's racist, they treated me cold
Orlando South is racist and has treated me poorly

And Lucky Strike and Power & Light won't let the N9ne in to bowl
Lucky Strike and Power & Light refuse to let Tech N9ne enter to participate in bowling

Whoa, guess my Dickies the wrong clothes
Wow, I guess my Dickies brand clothing is considered inappropriate

Play my music but won't let me and my homies through the doors
They play my music but refuse to let me and my friends enter the venue

Over a million records sold, Lot's of money to fold
I have sold over a million records and have a significant amount of money to manage

They should let me in any club in KC, MO!
They should allow me entry into any club in Kansas City, Missouri!

And I'm the biggest tipper, bartenders know me well
I am the most generous tipper, and bartenders are familiar with me

And waitress's love me, so club owners go to hell!
Waitresses adore me, so club owners can go to hell!

You got that blow to sell but you want this bro to fail
You have drugs to sell, but you want me to fail

But it really ain't me 'cause it is your destiny to go to jail
But it is not my fault because it is your destiny to end up in jail

And when you're though servin
And when you are finished serving

You might see work on Club N9ne
You might have to seek employment at Club N9ne

When you walk up, you might be hurt
When you approach, you might be injured

You might skeet-skirt cause you ain't gettin' in
You might run away because you will not be allowed entry

If you ain't got KC hat and a white t-shirt, aye!
Unless you are wearing a Kansas City hat and a white t-shirt