That Don't Impress Me Much
HAIM Lyrics

I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
I have come across men who considered themselves intelligent

But you've got being right down to an art
However, you possess the ability to always be correct with remarkable skill

You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall
You believe you are exceptionally intelligent, and it annoys me

You're a regular, original know-it-all
You are a typical, distinctive person who thinks they know everything

Oh oh, you think you're special
You have an exaggerated belief in your uniqueness

Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
Although you are well-educated and smart

That don't impress me much
That fact does not astonish me

So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
You may be intelligent, but can you satisfy me?

Now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
I do not have negative feelings for you, I like you

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
However, that will not give me comfort when I feel lonely

I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
I have never met a man who carried a looking glass in his trousers

And a comb up his sleeve, just in case
Nor a brush up his arm, in event of any circumstance

And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it
Additionally, the excessive hair gel should keep it in place

'Cause heaven forbid it should fall outta place
As that occurrence might be terrible

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
You are very attractive and handsome, like the celebrity Brad Pitt

That don't impress me much (Ah ah oh)
However, your physical appearance does not affect me

So you got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Although you are good-looking, can you satisfy me?

You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You are the type of person who enjoys polishing his vehicle

Make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
You require me to remove my footwear before entering your car

I can't believe you kiss your car good night
I find it hard to believe that you bid farewell to your car with a kiss every night

Now come on, baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?
Please, my dear, inform me that you are teasing me

So you've got a car
So, you possess an automobile

That don't impress me much (Ah ah oh)
However, that fact does not greatly astonish me

So you got the moves, but have you got the touch?
You may have exciting dance moves, but can you satisfy me?

Now, now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
Do not misunderstand me, I acknowledge that you are ok

But that won't keep me warm on those long, cold and lonely nights
However, you cannot provide me warmth during empty and lonely nights

That don't impress me much
That information does not fill me with wonder

That don't impress me much
That information does not fill me with wonder

That don't impress me much
That information does not fill me with wonder

That don't impress me much
That information does not fill me with wonder

That don't impress me much
That information does not fill me with wonder

Oh no
Expressing a sudden realization about something