Yorkshiremen
Hale And Pace Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by Hale And Pace:

Out of your head Guess I’ve had enough to drink, The room’s spinning ‘round. …
Untitled I do not understand anything that's in my vision Comprehensi…
Well What if I let the whip go, and we rolled…

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@onlineamiga

4y↑51

I'm from Yorkshire and there just isn't enough yorkshire parodies and satire out there. I want more!

@noelht1

19w↑3

I love how this is basically just Geoffrey Boycott. Especially the bit about beating up his misses

@ianmangham4570

18w

😅Jeff had some nice blonde's, he'd only slap them if he'd had too much Stella 😅

@chrisjsennett6474

5y↑259

A Yorkshireman took his cat to the vet. The vet asked 'Is it a tom?' The Yorkshireman replied 'No, I've brought it wi' me.'

@rosehamill7145

5y↑22

I told my friend this joke she didn't get it but then again she from Liverpool

@TONYCOV881

4y↑7

Classic!

@AstoranSolaire

4y↑2

Nay, I fotched it wi' me.

@colinmacgregor8718

4y↑4

Aye up lad t great one that.

@robertp.wainman4094

4y↑3

Gud un - lad.

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@richardparker1901

4y↑46

As a Yorkshireman myself, I have to admit there is a certain sort of truth in this.

@fincaman2

7y↑44

I'm a Yorkshireman and find this very funny , a Yorkshireman is a Scotsman with all the generosity taken out of him.

@tetleybitter5796

7y↑4

Are you trying to imply that Yorkshire men are tight?

@harrycday6528

6y↑2

A Yorkshireman is a Scot with his brain removed 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@cdkmonkey2699

4y↑2

Na a Scottsman is a Yorkshire man with his brains kicked out , and my personal favourite , there wasn't a geordie until a Scottsman fucked a pig l

@scratchyslide2551

27w↑2

@@tetleybitter5796That seems to be our reputation. Still. We're nowhere near as tight as southerners.....

@limedickandrew6016

20w↑3

I've never noticed any generosity from any scotsman I've known.

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@joshgibson8841

1y↑4

Sheffielder here, this is gold!!

@mikesaunders4775

4y↑58

A massive round of applause for all the Yorkshiremen who have come on here and not taken offence.proper grown-ups unlike so many others out there crying like bairns at the drop of a hat.

@wolfgangamadeusmozart8772

2y↑4

I didn't just not take offense, I loved it. The reason is because it is an exaggeration of the truth. Micheal Macintyre's gag for example about replacing "the" with " t' " is not funny because that is not how " t' " is used, it means "to the" and "the" is replaced with an upward inflection on the end of the preceding word. No one should ever be offended if the joke is true, only if falsehood is ascribed. I find that occasionally people like having the piss taken out of them for their quirks. Also don't try to compare SJWs with mentally equipped individuals, it's an insult to the vegetables.

@scratchyslide2551

27w↑1

Teks a lot to piss off a Yorkshireman.....

@martinwilliams4759

25w↑1

I am a Yorkshire man and I love it

@mungreluk5810

23w↑1

Aye indeed it does, it teks a lorra chelp to pee us off.
Nar then, where's me ukelele. 😆

@twatinahatsmith7428

5y↑168

I'm a Yorkshireman and only posting this because it's free.

@zaralara4059

4y↑4

You do reyt

@frankryan2505

4y↑3

@@zaralara4059 ay, ees a gud UN.

@davedogge2280

4y↑4

free is still not bloody good enough. them electricity bills and computa on hire purchase

@harrycday6528

4y↑4

Twatinahat Smith ,Yorkshiremen are known as having deep pockets and short arms.😂😂😂

@twatinahatsmith7428

4y↑5

@@harrycday6528 We call it being canny and careful, a quid in my pocket is better then a quid in someone else's.

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@TheRealKaiProton

5y↑66

As someone for north Yorkshire, I cannot stop laughing

@enthrallingusername

2y↑9

"I'd go up to top of our stairs and beat up missus, now...." 🤣🤣

@whoknew2273

1y↑2

typical night that lol

@Bellocks1

7y↑45

"This plate scraper has given me enough chelp to fuel a rocket to the planet Backchat!" DED

@DJW1981

4y↑28

Very good, and they even managed a decent crack at the accent, which most non-natives simply cannot do!

@mondemysterieux7041

18w↑1

I found the attempts at the accent very poor, but it was funny.

@Alan_Clark

3y↑21

If you want to know about your personal failings you will find a Yorkshireman very helpful.

@peterah7957

4y↑9

I used to really like them back in the day and I still like them now

@johnashtone7167

6y↑147

"I weren't far wrong" lol

You can always tell a yorkshireman. But you can't tell him much ha ha

@harrycday6528

4y↑5

You can take a girl out of Yorkshire ( I married one ❤️) but you can’t take Yorkshire out of a girl. ❤️

@genfisher2456

4y↑4

@@harrycday6528 me favourite sayin!!!Sept it flows real well with a thick Yorkshire accent
'ye can tek lass outa Yorkshire but ya can't tek Yorkshire out lass' 🤣

@williamfoy599

4y↑2

It's like having two Geoff Boycotts!

@mantisgamer96

Love the engineer reference from tf2 😅

@flipper2392

@@harrycday6528 Same is said about Essex

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@JasonJason210

3y↑8

The opening minute of this sketch is hillarious!

@peterashford7855

5y↑6

wonderful impressions of Geoff Boycott at Headingly, commentating the cricket, while having his lunch

@stephenbutler2692

4y↑15

I thought he was gonna ask where's the gravy? 😆

@jman6587

5y↑58

“You, here, now”. Perfect way to address any Non-Yorkshire men.

@Unicysis

I’d turn round and say, “Yes. I’m, here, now . And what ?”

@lawrieparkroad498

Or Lordship Lane, Southwark

@frederickpurcell7478

3y↑1

If Little mix were from Yorkshire they would be called Yorkshire mix 🤣

@davidellis485

4y↑15

I have just bought some Yorkshire glue on the internet. It’s called ‘eBay gum’

@genfisher2456

4y↑1

eBay gum... The place where everything's free

@danielanderson2331

3y↑1

@@genfisher2456 And still won't be good enough!! Btw that'd be a really good sketch!!

@genfisher2456

@@danielanderson2331 haha it would be... if only Hale and Pace were around doing stuff now...

@rtsharlotte

7y↑38

I used to serve tea to people and half an hour they would complain it's cold! I wasn't afraid to tell them that's what happens with tea after 30 minutes

@siliconbong9386

4y↑2

It puzzles me when people at a three Michelin star restaurant complaint that their food is taking time to cook.

@rtsharlotte

@@siliconbong9386 Ireland is terrible for people complaining about the length of time. I was told by the manager to never say "within 20 minutes" when people asked how long it would take to come out because they saw it as a long time? That's one of the big things that I see here. Over exaggerating things

@siliconbong9386

@@rtsharlotte The over exaggeration, isn't that for a comedic effect?

Great username.

@rtsharlotte

4y↑4

@@siliconbong9386 Noooo. I deal with serious complaints with guests and time when I had time to check CCTV most of the time the guest was way off.

The same goes for placing orders with a waiter who then straight away puts it through the system, who then complains that they've waited 40 minutes. When we look into it its about 20 mins. I actually print a copy off to show the customer in case it escalates after I apologise about the delay.

My comment above was from when I started there about eight years ago.

@Audiorevue

41w↑6

This perfectly represents the problems I faced with customers having worked in the service industry. Oftentimes we would get people that would be infuriated for one reason or another for some sort of transgression or issue on our part, or something they had received wasn't to their liking, now of course they assumed that I knew the issue and of course usually I didn't . So instead of coming in or coming to me and simply explaining the issue calmly so that we could proceed amicably, they immediately come to me flying off the handle ready to basically punch me in the face.

@markflute721

4y↑16

The risk of sounding repeti-ti-ti-ti-tive

@geoffgeoff5586

7y↑59

George Formby's ukulele? Oh dear he were a Lancashire lad through and through. The very soul of Wigan and Blackpool Tower!

@cassiniburtoni3365

6y↑3

Geoff Geoff yep...I am Yorkshire and thought were did they get that from!

@paulcoulthard8654

4y↑1

@hognoxious Black Pudding more like...

@dansowerby5400

Yeah exactly why would us Yorkshire lads would want to be linked to that shitole if a county !!;

@peterditchfield5935

3y↑7

A Yorkshireman is just a Lancastrian with his pockets sewn shut....

@buttersd70

3y↑2

@@peterditchfield5935 rofl. Funniest thing I've heard in ages. I'm stealing this line. :)

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@pauljordan4452

30w↑1

Gareth Hale reminds me of a former high school teacher from Leeds. 50 years of teaching and now he restores furniture.

@Steve14ps

3y↑4

Three of us from work had to go to our depot in Cleckheaton, the canteen breakfast was only £1.90, we were told a Yorkshireman would not pay more than that!

@blueyondermoto

3y↑2

How much? You wer robbed lad!

@LeoDragon34

1y↑9

Back in the day when no-one took offence at humour and took it for what it was……..funny!

@daithiobeag

3y↑2

See Hale & pace -Yorkshire Airlines 'n all 😆

@user-vi6wf4gh9x

3y↑21

As a Lancashire lad, I can confirm this is exactly what Yorkshire folk are like. Poor buggers! 🌹

@wallacehunt4255

3y↑11

Yeah our hands aren’t webbed, and we don’t marry our sisters ;)

@tcollingscollings9299

3y↑1

Occasionally they have to be reminded who won The War Of The Roses

@dave9401

3y↑5

We have Scarborough and Whitby... You have Blackpool 😏

@steve_o379

3y↑5

Pfft yorkshires better than lancashire anyday

@michaelmather7352

29w

@@dave9401we,ll swop

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@ianwest2358

27w

Hello there l just had a look at this YouTube clip.them 2 guys are very funny l thought thay did a great job doing the clip...l live in Sheffield sinse 1998 l am from South East London l all found the Yorkshire people really nice very nonest but great sense of humor them 2 guys really done a good job doing the Yorkshireman.l have been in Sheffield 24 years .now l love the banter and makes my night ....lan west

@tonymccaul7159

Yorkshire airlines my favorite, going to watch it now, again.🤣🤣🤣

@StevieObieYT

2y↑2

Ha!Ha! Yeah... And I thought us Irish were sarcastic. These Yorkshire lads take the biscuit altogether 😂

@austin2842

2y↑2

'Ear all, see all, say nowt.
Eat all, sup all, pay nowt.
And if thee ever does owt fer nowt,
Allus do it fer thee sen.

@adamk1924

4y↑9

These guys were so ahead of time with there comedy

@JRealkkk

4y↑3

Sadly with the state of the world and all the permanently offended pussies and cancel culture we live in, the show probably would be considered to risqué in current climate which is sad. They were absolutely brilliant

@peterdavies2960

3y↑1

Uncle Vernon and Professor Algebrain are great at speaking Cockney 😂

@Toby_the_Glen

29w

Outstanding!

@timothynoble816

4y↑2

Dickie Bird once said; 'Don't lend Geoffrey any money....You'll never get it back!

@GaelicMagyar

10y↑31

I go to 't top of ah stairs and beat oop missus!

@spankystew369

7y↑1

GaelicMagyar

@PhilbyFavourites

4y↑1

GaelicMagyar: They’ll have you barred for that sort of thinking......

@GaelicMagyar

4y↑1

@@PhilbyFavourites Nowadays, definitely!

@annacarter6559

1y↑2

Well, there is low-class everything but most of Yorkshire is full of hard working, very polite, gentle men and women.

@scarystuff1534

4y↑4

"Yow ere naw!" 😂

@jameslaw3740

4y↑4

What a great way to get a free meal, so much for the cockroaches in a pill bottle for a free meal. Have to love this English humor.👍 👍 🇨🇦

@KentDonaldson

4y↑2

Eee that’s Champion!

@johnstevenson1709

3y↑1

Mi grandma used to genuinely say 'ey by gum giddy aunt fanny go t'foot of our stairs'

@ABCDEF-yf4yu

3y↑2

Gareth Hale is a Yorkshireman, he is from Hull, but Norman Pace is a Brummie from Dudley.

@ShaSha-ur3nf

4y↑3

I am a foreigner accidentally landed in Bradford. Had to learn that language for another couple of years.

@marcmaddock9980

4y↑2

Yeah Urdu is quite a difficult language to learn

@brismike56

4y↑2

Bradfordistan is an entirely different accent, kind of a combination of Punjab and Yorkshire.

@diomedes8791

4y↑29

It seems to me as if Yorkshire folk are suffering from both superiority AND inferiority complex simultaneously LOL

@cp4512

27w↑5

A Yorkshire man is just like a Scot, only without the generosity 😂

@harrycday6528

6y↑25

Hear all ,see all, say nought. Eat all,sup all, pay nought. If tha does something for nought, dose it for tha sen.

@albion1949

5y↑4

It's 'nowt'!

@twatinahatsmith7428

5y↑2

and something is owt.

@gutworm686

4y↑3

Hear all, see all, say nowt. Eat all, sup all, pay nowt. If tha does owt for nowt, does it for thisen.

@thomasbrinkley9430

4y↑1

@@gutworm686 Thisen

@gutworm686

Thomas Brinkley sorted. Thanks.

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@katieweatherson8691

5y↑5

I understand this, my Aussie friends dont understand a word of it. So I have started to talk like this. I miss Leeds and Yorkshire

@luxpursuits

17w

They should tho - if they watch Ashes cricket and listened to Boycott/Bumble commentary.

@rtsilks

8y↑5

brilliant

@topcat4643

4y↑3

Brilliant...they were the 2 new Ronnies...

@williamthebutcherssonprodu227

6y↑5

As a Yorkshire man, I understand everything

@tetleybitter5796

6y↑1

As a Yorkshireman, I also understand what they're saying, but their behaviour isn't close to reality.

@ianbee4974

3y↑1

That's because it's called humour!

@mungreluk5810

23w

I think without realising it, sometimes I do often say the ehh ehh after a sentence lol.
But at least I don't repetitively keep tapping my plate with a knife!. 😀

@tizz1969

12y↑4

Chelp had more than one clip round the ear for chelping at mi mam ...... She never missed :-)

@PhilUKNet

20w↑1

I'm sure the sartorial similarity to Boycott is purely coincidental.

@luxpursuits

17w↑1

🤣

@philgraham8213

16w

(George Formby was from Lancashire).

@rickroscoe4734

7y↑8

So Yorkshiremen are considered cheap? I'm also thinking of the famous Monty Python sketch where the Yorkshiremen try to outdo each other in bravdo by telling increasingly more unbelievable tales to each other. Can any brits help explain this to your American cousins?

@Bellocks1

7y↑5

Rick Roscoe its stereotype that Yorkshiremen are meant to be cheap and over patriotic about "God's own county" of Yorkshire

@TheToxicPenguin

7y↑6

put it this way, if you ever meet a yorkshireman you'll know not because of the accent but because within 2 seconds of starting the conversation they'll mention it, they're like vegans in that respect

@KatchouroBlade

7y↑9

You can tell a Yorkshireman - but you can't tell him much !

@Hellwyck

7y↑4

It's Monty Python's version of a sketch first done by Tim Brooke-Taylor, John Cleese, Graham Chapman and Marty Feldman and originally performed on their TV series At Last the 1948 Show in 1967.

@mrkitcatt2119

Rick Roscoe the people that beat up the Scots jus for shits and giggles then beat up the Welsh then the Irish then each other just for bants

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@magnuswalker7957

3y↑3

Ha, Yorkshire gods own country. Made by god on day 8 with the bits left over after he had laboured for seven days making the rest of the world with the best bits. 😅

@paulfrancisgates1218

5y↑2

Hale and place classic 😀

@joegardiner4220

4y↑1

You, here , now ! Hahaha

@milesaharrison

3y↑2

Is there a part 2 with the punchline? It's been over 10 years and we've still not seen it!

@thetruth156real3

4y↑6

When you do comedy that only the eighties generation would accept.

@oddcharacter6891

What's controversial about this though?

@thetruth156real3

@@oddcharacter6891 No one mentioned controversial,,,,,, the material was utter crap!

@finlaybiddlesden1696

4y↑1

George Formby was from Lancashire...

@FixedFace

needs more diversity. much, much more diversity.

@yogastudiostore29

Legends!

@RandomRoss

8y↑1

Yeah that pretty much sums us up.

@VentrueCapital

12y↑3

'Tis "sod" not "sword," ye bloody sot! Nah, sod off quick, 'fore ah give 'ee back o' me 'and an' front o' me trousis!

@kylewilliams5761

4y↑1

Great Puddings.!!!

@eldoncollins7254

Brilliant.

@BrianNolan-wz9lj

12w

A little lad was sat on a bridge crying his eyes out, when a copper came along ,''what's up son,''he said ''Me mates fell in t't river, with that the copper stripped off and jumped in ,after 20 minutes ,he climbed out, covered in mud, ''i'm sorry sonny, i can't see him, how did he fall in'', the little boy replied '' i was just taking a bite of me sandwich ,and it slipped out''.

@steveburgess9709

4y↑4

In Cleethorpes, the Yorkies are known as ‘comforts....... “they ‘come for weekend”!

@Someloke8895

10y↑5

Ee, this is a grand sketch, ey like

@stevenwebb3634

1y↑1

Geoff Boycott and Dicky Bird going for dinner

@billybabu

4y↑2

Yorkshire Aye. How much!

@royfearn4345

3y↑1

I must be an honorary Yorkshireman; I'm from Derbyshire and I'm forever asking in a pained voice, " 'Ow much??!!!"

@billybabu

3y↑1

@@royfearn4345 I was working in South Yorkshire many years ago and had a falling out with my colleague because of this 🙈

@SameoldfitupTameside

10y↑15

Yorkshiremen

@andykay3149

I'm Sheffield Born and Bred and love it when People take Piss out of our Accent and Ways. If you can't have a Bloody good laugh at Yourself then whats the Point of Being on this Earth. I want more

@manoo422

A say wor a like an a like wor a bloody well say...

@wigster600

11y↑8

HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY! :D

@cassiniburtoni3365

Wigster600 Happy Yorkshire day back to you in 2018 😃

@alanwann9318

5y↑12

Watch Yorkshire airlines.

@leedsman54

That is a classic.

@flipper2392

4y↑1

And George Whitebread.

@owenmills3517

flipper don’t be a puff, eat whitebread

@rnstoo1

George Formby was from Lancashire. Jest sayin'

@timothy790110

Is this where Mike Myers got "Head, pants now!" from for "so i married an axe murderer"?

@dalehiggins244

4y↑1

Brat'ford West Yorkshire int houseeee 👍

@paulritchie5868

Bradfordstan still in Yorkiland then..

@tvtimes6474

7y↑17

These guys were around 30 years ago and they brought shock comedy to British TV they were way way way ! ahead of their time,
They microwaved a live cat On there Sunday night prime time show, it was a stunt but the British public did not see it that way, they had some protection from the special branch (armed police ) as they and their families had many death mainly from the animal liberation front Who acted like a poor man's IRA and were really pissed off ! After the sketch was broadcast on national television
Their next show that was broadcast the following Sunday had record viewing figures. Around 15 million
Where they reacted this stunt this time with his week old baby son
Just stopping short of placing his son into the microwave and smiling at the camera before the sketch ended.
They were very naughty boys, Forget Monty Python these guys took it to a another level and really pushed the envelope.
Parents used to make sure that the small children with tucked up in bed by 10 pm before they went downstairs to indulge in watching the show
I can still hear them now Pissing their selves with laughter.

@Hellwyck

7y↑1

Their

@frankmurphyburr3598

6y↑11

two Geoffrey Boycots

@tinajaneoxnam3051

Now why can't the HMV record shops sell Hale & pace?.

@yorkieelliot2487

4y↑1

Where's batter on't Fish?!

@theunknownstuntman4010

People saying about accents on here, do know Gareth Hale is from Hull

@garynewton1263

51w

Geoffrey Bloody Boycott would not be half proud o' this!

@khaajproductions724

Wakefield im from like i love watching corrie

@CuteMcBeauty

12y↑7

More lip than Mick Jagger with a fat lip?? HAHAHAHAH

@BBrooksMr

13y

@KrisCavernoff No I don't sadly, but I know which one you mean. :-) I'm pretty sure that someone else has uploaded that sketch on here.

@bombercommand7187

His is so correct,

@Tang.E

They didn't ask for gravy.

@craigcapstick2339

At last am talking to organ grinder not monkey. Killed me and I'm Yorkshire born and bread spot on

@johnwick-vo7ig

5y↑2

No mushy pea's?

@The1996Pieman

11y↑4

GEORGE FORMBY'S UKULELE!

@chrisjsennett6474

5y↑1

I'm a Yorkshireman and I do speak a bit like that. However, I do know about grammar, and the word 'characters' in the publisher's comment shouldn't have an apostrophe. So there.

@jayhickey5012

Accurate.

@harrybarker4370

6y↑8

Up the YRA

@multipletelephoneextension8483

2y↑1

IN MALNUTRITION AND IN HEALTH!

@nooki1102

4y↑2

Pretty much every pom. The best of England was dropped of to Australia 200 years ago

@davidholgate-Local-SEO-Club

The last time I went to Australia, it looked like you could be walking around in Asia! The Australian culture (if they ever had one) completely diluted and hardly an native Aussie in sight!