Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus
Half Man Half Biscuit Lyrics


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Oh I was walking round my local store
I was searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus”

Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
When all at once she saw her husband Mark
Well he was with a man down by the stream
So Jane and baby both began to scream
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus”

Oh as the train pulled into platform three
I looked around for my best girl to see
As she disembarked I didn’t seem to care
Cos someone passed who made me stop and stare

Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania




Johnny looks out of his bedroom window and
Shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus”

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Half Man Half Biscuit's song "Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus" illustrate the idea of unexpected encounters with the beloved cricketer Fred Titmus. In the first verse, the singer is in a store looking for a discount on Lenor when he suddenly bumps into Fred Titmus. The second verse tells the story of Jane, who, while taking her baby for a walk in the park, sees her husband Mark behind some bushes with another man. Both Jane and the baby scream at the sight of Mark's lover, and once again, it is revealed to be Fred Titmus. The third verse describes the singer's experience at a train station, where he sees someone who makes him stop and stare. The chorus is a repetition of the exclamatory phrase "Fuckin' 'Ell, It's Fred Titmus," which emphasizes the shock of encountering the cricketer unexpectedly.


The lyrics to "Fuckin' 'Ell It's Fred Titmus" can be interpreted as a commentary on fame and the ways in which it can elevate individuals to the status of demigods. Fred Titmus was a highly regarded cricketer, and the song's humorous portrayal of him as a ubiquitous figure in everyday life underscores his perceived omnipresence in the public consciousness. Additionally, the lyrics suggest that meeting Fred Titmus was an event that elicited both surprise and excitement, highlighting the cultural significance that sports icons hold for fans.


Line by Line Meaning

Oh I was walking round my local store
I was patronizing a retail outlet in my vicinity


I was searching for the ten pence off Lenor
I was seeking a discount of 10 pence on Lenor


When suddenly I bumped into this guy
I collided into an individual abruptly


On seeing who it was I gave a cry
Upon recognizing the individual, I emitted a vocal expression of shock and/or surprise


“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus”
Exclamation of surprise and/or disbelief at the sight of Fred Titmus


Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
A woman named Jane was strolling with her infant in a recreational outdoor area


When all at once she saw her husband Mark
Suddenly, she spotted her spouse Mark


Well he was with a man down by the stream
Mark was in the vicinity of a body of moving water with another male


So Jane and baby both began to scream
Jane and her child vocally expressed fear and/or distress


“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus”
Exclamation of surprise and/or disbelief at the presence of Fred Titmus


Oh as the train pulled into platform three
The train arrived at the third station platform


I looked around for my best girl to see
I surveyed the area to locate my significant other


As she disembarked I didn’t seem to care
As my partner exited the train, I appeared to be apathetic


Cos someone passed who made me stop and stare
However, I became transfixed on an individual who crossed my path


Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Dracula's origin is from the Eastern European nation of Romania


Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
Stevie Nicks authored literature pertaining to compulsive stealing behaviors


Johnny looks out of his bedroom window and
A person named Johnny views the exterior from their sleeping quarters


Shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus”
He exclaimed a reference to Fred Titmus to his maternal figure




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Comments from YouTube:

@sidi86

It's a very good track !!!

@williamwatt1713

YES!

@rstokes72

Thank you for posting - love this album!

@mrmotheffect

Fuckin' 'ell It's Online

@richardsimmons9880

F*ckin' 'ell - I done the first comment !.. one of the funniest records ever made <3

@Aaron50001

Funny as fuck .

@davegreen1915

Probably the most likely English song ever recorded....after Trumpton Riots

@pipster1891

We didn't know then that Fred Titmus was a racist.

@jedkeenan00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Titmus

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