If The South Would Have Won
Hank Williams Jr. Lyrics


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If the South woulda won we woulda had it made
I'd probably run for president of the Southern states
The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday
If the South woulda won we woulda had it made

I'd make my supreme court down in Texas
And we wouldn't have no killers getting off free
If they were proven guilty then they would swing quickly
Instead of writin' books and smilin' on TV

We'd all learn Cajan cookin' in Louisiana
And I'd put that capital back in Alabama
We'd put Florida on the right track, 'cause we'd take Miami back
And throw all them pushers in the slammer

Oh if the South woulda won we woulda had it made
I'd probably run for President of the Southern States
The day young Skynyrd died, we'd show our Southern pride
If the South woulda won we woulda had it made
Play a little dixieland boys, ah yes

I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee
And all the horses raised in those Kentucky Hills
The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi
And I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bill

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolina's
And I'd ban all the ones made in China
I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile
And talk with that Southern accent that drives men wild

I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia
'Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine
I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain and see ole Cliften Clowers
And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine

Hey if the South woulda won we'd a had it made
I'd probably run for president of the Southern states
When Patsy Cline passed away
That would be our national holiday
If the South woulda won we'd a had it made




Olay, he hee hee, I said, if the South woulda won
We would a had it made, might even be better off

Overall Meaning

Hank Williams Jr.'s song "If The South Would Have Won" portrays an alternate reality where the South won the Civil War. The lyrics express the idea that if this had happened, the South would be a better place. Williams sings about changes that would have been made in society, such as the establishment of a Supreme Court in Texas and harsher punishments for criminals. He also mentions the celebration of Southern cultural touchstones, such as Elvis Presley and Lynyrd Skynyrd, as national holidays. Williams envisions a geography where states including Tennessee, Kentucky, and Louisiana produce goods specific to their regions, and where Georgia is known for its charming accent. The song's lyrics highlight the South's unique qualities and how they might have flourished if victorious during the Civil War.


The song "If The South Would Have Won" has become a beloved anthem in many Southern communities. It has been embraced as a celebration of Southern identity and pride. However, it has also been criticized by some who feel that it romanticizes the oppressive systems that were in place during the Civil War era. Despite this controversy, the song remains a fixture in Southern culture.


Line by Line Meaning

If the South woulda won we woulda had it made
Expressing a hypothetical scenario of the Southern states winning the Civil War and achieving prosperity


I'd probably run for president of the Southern states
Hypothetically proposing a personal ambition if the Southern states had won


The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday
Selecting a significant cultural event to celebrate as a national holiday


I'd make my supreme court down in Texas
Proposing a change in the location of the Supreme Court in the event of a Southern victory


And we wouldn't have no killers getting off free
Promising justice for murderers in the Southern states


If they were proven guilty then they would swing quickly
Advocating for the death penalty for convicted murderers


Instead of writin' books and smilin' on TV
Criticizing the lack of severe punishment for murderers and their public exposure


We'd all learn Cajan cookin' in Louisiana
Appreciating the cultural heritage of Louisiana and promoting it in a Southern-led America


And I'd put that capital back in Alabama
Suggesting the relocation of the capital of America to Alabama in a hypothetical Southern-led government


We'd put Florida on the right track, 'cause we'd take Miami back
Proposing a policy of reasserting control over Miami and improving Florida's fortunes


And throw all them pushers in the slammer
Proposing a policy of punishing drug dealers in the Southern-led America


I'd have all the whiskey made in Tennessee
Proposing a monopoly on whiskey production in Tennessee as a means of improving the state's economy


And all the horses raised in those Kentucky Hills
Promoting the success of the Kentucky horse industry within a Southern-led America


The national treasury would be in Tupelo, Mississippi
Suggesting the relocation of the national treasury in Tupelo, Mississippi and the resultant regional economic benefits


And I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bill
Offering an honorific to the famous country musician Hank Williams


I'd have all the cars made in the Carolina's
Promoting the success of the automobile industry in the Carolina's under Southern leadership


And I'd ban all the ones made in China
Advocating for American-made cars and employing protectionist trade policies


I'd have every girl child sent to Georgia to learn to smile
Suggesting a universal educational requirement for young girls to be trained in the Southern social behaviors


And talk with that Southern accent that drives men wild
Celebrating the Southern accent as a desirable quality


I'd have all the fiddles made in Virginia
Promoting the success of the musical instrument industry in Virginia under Southern leadership


'Cause they sure can make 'em sound so fine
Recognizing the musical talent of the Virginians in regards to the fiddle


I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain and see ole Cliften Clowers
Describing a visit to Cliften Clowers, a mountain man on Wolverton Mountain where he enjoys his homemade wine


And have a sip of his good ole Arkansas wine
Celebrating homemade wine and introducing Cliften Clowers as a noteworthy character


When Patsy Cline passed away, that would be our national holiday
Selecting a significant cultural event to celebrate as a national holiday


Might even be better off
Suggesting that the American South would achieve greater prosperity and success compared to the current state of America




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@juleshewolf8977

Country fan from England here's to the South 😎

@BuddyBrownMusic

God Bless Hank! Keep your powder dry boys!

@nonameyet9165

Holly Mathis it doesn't need to be about that. those people in Charleston that died, those BLACK people, that's my south. they represent what I love. Didn't see any rioting. I don't like Obama either, not at all, he's too yankeee.

@dumbassdipper8862

I'm supposed the aint banned this song like they did the confederate flag Pussies

@christophercoleman1895

Buddy Brown damn right he is my idol

@cruhl888

Buddy Brown .. just found you about 7 months ago Buddy your amazing Hank would love your music!! can you make a song about Trump??? god bless you .. MURICA

@gigismith1362

Yessum

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@kornet_mk1406

Greetings to Southern States from Eastern Europe,beautiful song!!!

@CollectorChronicles

Greetings and God Bless

@ryanbrooks5482

Eastern Europe is the south of Europe

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