Mad
Harpers Bizarre Lyrics


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I got about half high
So I spent the whole weekend out
I got home Monday morning
Tore up like a can of kraut

My only suit was layin' on the steps
I just picked it up and run
And I ain't been back there since

Well mad yeah she's mad
It's back to the doghouse
I know from the practice I've had
When she's mad I play a dangerous game
In the obituary column
They've already printed my name

She's five feet three
And weights about hundred and eight
She's the kind of gal don't believe
In men a makin' mistakes

She's sweet and mighty nice
But when she's mad
She's got a voice that'll cut through ice

Well mad ooh she's mad
It's back to the doghouse
I know from the practice I've had
When she's mad I play a dangerous game
In the obituary column
They've already printed my name

She's got eyes like a cat
And she watches every move that I make
An alarm clock mind
That's ringin' every time that I'm late

I'm sorry, sick and all alone
But I'll have to stick it out
'Cause it just ain't safe to go home

Well mad ooh she's mad
It's back to the doghouse
I know from the practice I've had
When she's mad I play a dangerous game
In the obituary column
They've already printed my name

In the obituary column
They've already printed my name




In the obituary column
They've already printed my name

Overall Meaning

The song "Mad" by Harpers Bizarre is a cautionary tale about the dangers of provoking a lover who has a fiery temper. The singer describes a weekend of getting high and running around, only to return home to find his angry girlfriend waiting for him. He tries to slip past her unnoticed, but she catches him and unleashes her wrath. Despite feeling sorry and alone, the singer knows he can't go home, as it's just too dangerous.


The lyrics are simple, but effective in conveying the fear and desperation the singer feels. The repetition of the phrase "she's mad" reinforces the idea that this is a serious situation that shouldn't be taken lightly. The description of the girlfriend as being five feet three and weighing only a hundred and eight pounds makes her seem small and delicate, but the reference to her voice cutting through ice suggests that she is capable of great power and strength when angry.


One interesting aspect of the song is the use of the term "doghouse," which refers to a situation where a husband or boyfriend has done something to upset his significant other and is forced to sleep on the couch or in another uncomfortable location. The idea of being sent to the doghouse is a common trope in sitcoms and other forms of popular culture, and it's interesting to see it referenced in a song from the 1960s.


Line by Line Meaning

I got about half high
I consumed a moderate amount of drugs or alcohol


So I spent the whole weekend out
I was out of my home for the entire weekend


I got home Monday morning
I returned home on Monday morning


Tore up like a can of kraut
I was in bad physical condition upon returning home


My only suit was layin' on the steps
My only piece of formal clothing was left outside my home


I just picked it up and run
I hastily retrieved my suit and left the area


And I ain't been back there since
I have not returned home since that day


Well mad yeah she's mad
My romantic partner is currently angry


It's back to the doghouse
I will face punishment or negative consequences as a result of my partner's anger


I know from the practice I've had
I am accustomed to dealing with this situation


When she's mad I play a dangerous game
I must navigate my partner's anger with caution


In the obituary column
The section of a newspaper reserved for death notices


They've already printed my name
I fear that my partner's anger may lead to my death


She's five feet three
My partner is of short stature


And weights about hundred and eight
My partner is relatively lightweight


She's the kind of gal don't believe
My partner is the type of person who does not accept excuses


In men a makin' mistakes
Men who make mistakes will not be met with sympathy by my partner


She's sweet and mighty nice
My partner is typically kind and pleasant


But when she's mad
My partner's anger can change her demeanor


She's got a voice that'll cut through ice
My partner's angry words can be very harsh


She's got eyes like a cat
My partner has penetrating, observant eyes


And she watches every move that I make
My partner is very aware of my actions


An alarm clock mind
My partner has a keen sense of time


That's ringin' every time that I'm late
My partner will become angry if I am not punctual


I'm sorry, sick and all alone
I feel regretful, unwell, and isolated


But I'll have to stick it out
I must endure this situation


'Cause it just ain't safe to go home
I fear for my safety if I return home




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: TOM T. HALL

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