Mumps
Hatfield and the North Lyrics


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The Alphabet Song

I have minded my P's and Q's
Tried not to damage any W's
And if I tread upon a B
I'll pick it up and tell it earnestly "I'm sorry!"
Which of course I am
You mustn't upset them
Or badly neglect them
Or else they'll refuse to work for you

I have minded my V's and U's
Tried to prevent them being badly used
And if I tread upon the C
I tend to sink beneath the surface gracefully

As for the task of keeping O's and K's apart
You'd be right to suppose that it is quite an art
I've trod with caution round the J's and Z's
I remain a man of letters to the end
Balancing syllables upon my knees
I've flown through the air with the greatest of E's




I did what you told me to
Now I only have I's for U

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Hatfield and the North's song "Mumps" seem to be playful and whimsical, but actually delve into the detailed and intricate nature of writing and language. The lyrics describe the singer's care and attention to detail when it comes to using certain letters, as if they are sentient beings that must be treated kindly and with respect. The singer's dedication is such that they will apologize if they step on a letter, and they recognize the importance of keeping certain letters apart to ensure clarity and meaning in their writing. The incorporation of puns and wordplay, such as "I've flown through the air with the greatest of E's," adds to the playful tone of the song, but also emphasizes the importance of the letter "e" in the English language.


Overall, "Mumps" highlights the significance of language and the mastery it takes to effectively communicate through writing. The lyrics ask us to consider just how important the seemingly insignificant parts of language are, and to appreciate the skill and careful attention it takes to properly utilize them.


Line by Line Meaning

I have minded my P's and Q's
I have been careful with the smallest details


Tried not to damage any W's
I have tried not to ruin anything important


And if I tread upon a B
And if I make a mistake or cause harm to something small


I'll pick it up and tell it earnestly "I'm sorry!"
I will take responsibility and apologize for my mistake


Which of course I am
My apology is sincere


You mustn't upset them
You must take care not to damage small things


Or badly neglect them
Or ignore them for too long


Or else they'll refuse to work for you
Or they will no longer function as they should


I have minded my V's and U's
I have paid attention to small distinctions and details


Tried to prevent them being badly used
Attempted to use them correctly


And if I tread upon the C
If I mess up or misuse certain letters


I tend to sink beneath the surface gracefully
I am good at recovering from my mistakes


As for the task of keeping O's and K's apart
Regarding the difficult task of distinguishing similar things


You'd be right to suppose that it is quite an art
It is a skill or craft to keep them separate


I've trod with caution round the J's and Z's
I've been careful with distinguishing challenging or similar things


I remain a man of letters to the end
I will always be devoted to language


Balancing syllables upon my knees
Juggling the nuances and rhythms of language


I've flown through the air with the greatest of E's
I have mastered some aspects of language to a great degree


I did what you told me to
I followed someone's advice or instructions


Now I only have I's for U
Now there is no one else but me




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