Walk This Way
Hayseed Dixie Lyrics

backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers
The person loved to hide under the covers while facing their lover's back.

till I talked to your daddy, he say
Until the singer spoke to their lover's dad who had some words of advice.

he said "you ain't seen nothin' till you're down on a muffin
The dad advised that the singer had not experienced anything great until they engage in oral sex.

then you're sure to be a-changin' your ways"
The dad believed that engaging in oral sex would transform their lover's perspective.

I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
The artist met a cheerleader who was quite young and inexperienced.

oh, the times I could reminisce
The singer reflected on the good times he had with the cheerleader.

'cause the best things of lovin' with her sister and her cousin
The singer believed that the pleasure from being with his cheerleader included intimate times with her family members.

only started with a little kiss
The intimate moments with the family members started with a small romantic move.

seesaw swingin' with the boys in the school
The artist vividly remembers having fun times with his peers on the seesaw at school.

and your feet flyin' up in the air
His feet would fly up in the air due to the seesaw motion.

singin' "hey diddle diddle"
The singer enjoyed singing nursery rhymes such as Hey Diddle Diddle.

with your kitty in the middle of the swing
The artist's cat would sometimes join them on the seesaw.

like you didn't care
The singer acted like he doesn't care about the opinions of others while having fun.

so I took a big chance at the high school dance
The singer bravely took a risk while at the high school dance.

with a missy who was ready to play
The singer found a girl who was willing to play around with him.

wasn't me she was foolin'
The girl was not trying to deceive him.

'cause she knew what she was doin'
The girl was experienced and knew what she was doing.

and I knowed love was here to stay
The singer knew that he had found true love and it was here to stay.

when she told me to walk this way, she told me to
The girl told him to walk a certain way and he was willing to follow her lead.

schoolgirl sweetie with a classy kinda sassy
The artist found a schoolgirl who was sweet and had an attitude.

little skirt's climbin' way up the knee
The girl's skirt was very short and would climb up past her knee.

there was three young ladies in the school gym locker
The artist saw three other girls while they were in the locker room.

when I noticed they was lookin' at me
The three girls noticed the singer's presence and looked at him.

I was a high school loser, never made it with a lady
The artist was not popular in high school and had never been intimate with a girl.

till the boys told me somethin' I missed
The boys shared some important knowledge with the singer that he was previously unaware of.

then my next door neighbor with a daughter had a favor
The singer's neighbor had a daughter, and he asked the neighbor for a favor.

so I gave her just a little kiss like this!
The singer gave the neighbor's daughter a small kiss, in hopes of starting something intimate.

walk this way, talk this way
The girl told the artist to walk and talk a certain way, which he was willing to follow.

just gimme a kiss like this!
The artist was hopeful that the girl would give him a kiss soon.