Gaston
Henk Poort Lyrics

Goh, wat vervelend s dat nou Gaston
Lefou expresses sarcastic concern for Gaston, as he knows that Gaston is not actually feeling down.

Zit je zo diep in de put?
Lefou asks if Gaston is feeling sad or depressed, knowing that Gaston is actually very confident.

Elke man hier zou graag jou willen zijn
Lefou acknowledges that every man in the village envies Gaston's popularity and charisma.

Ook al sta jij nu voor schut
Lefou conveys that despite Gaston's current embarrassment, he is still highly regarded by everyone present.

Geen man in het dorp is zo popi als jij
Lefou states that no one in the village is as popular as Gaston because of his confidence and charm.

Je hoort gewoon overal bij
Lefou remarks that Gaston is included in every group and activity in the village.

Iedereen kijkt met ontzag naar jou op
Lefou notes that everyone looks up to Gaston with admiration and respect.

En dat is ook terecht vinden wij
Lefou and the men agree that Gaston has earned his status as a respected figure in the village.

Hij is geweldig, Gaston
Lefou and the men praise Gaston's many admirable qualities.

En zo snel die Gaston
Lefou comments on Gaston's quick reflexes and movements.

En z n nek zit heel goed in model, h Gaston?
Lefou compliments Gaston's physical appearance, specifically his well-shaped neck.

Er is niemand in t dorp die zo stoer is
Lefou asserts that no one in the village is as brave and tough as Gaston.

Da s pas de perfecte man
Lefou says that Gaston is the ideal man that every person wishes to be.

Vraag de slager, de bakker, de boer es
Lefou suggests that if one were to ask the local tradespeople and farmers, they too would say how great Gaston is.

of zij niet stink jaloers zijn op die Don Juan
Lefou implies that everyone in the village is envious of Gaston's charm and success with women.

Wat een vent die Gaston
Lefou and the men continue to praise Gaston's character and abilities.

Echt het end die Gaston
Lefou and the men agree that Gaston is the best of the best.

Niemand heeft zo n robuust kakement als Gaston
Lefou draws attention to Gaston's sturdy and muscular physique.

Er zijn kerels die mij om mijn kracht benijden
Gaston admits that there are men who envy his strength.

Da s pas een man die Gaston
Lefou and the men agree that Gaston embodies the qualities of a real man.

Zoals Gaston is er geen n
Lefou concludes that no one can match Gaston in terms of manliness and popularity.

Gaston is de beste, dat vind iedereen
Lefou asserts that everyone in the village thinks Gaston is the best.

Niemand vecht als Gaston
The men praise Gaston's fighting skills.

Slaat zo recht als Gaston
The men admire Gaston's ability to land a punch accurately.

En bijten dat doe ie niet slecht die Gaston
A man praises Gaston for his biting ability, possibly in the context of a fight.

Zijn conditie kan niet beter worden
The women comment on Gaston's excellent physical fitness.

Ik heb spieren als die van een paard
Gaston boasts about the great strength of his muscles.

Zijn verstand is nu niet aan de orde
Lefou suggests that intelligence is not one of Gaston's strong points.

Van onder tot boven ben ik zwaar behaard
Gaston boasts about his abundant bodily hair, which he considers a sign of masculinity.

Niemand schaakt als Gaston
The men admire Gaston's skill at playing chess.

Hij slaat raak die Gaston
The women are impressed by Gaston's accuracy when hitting a target.

Let maar op wat voor punten hij maakt die Gaston
Lefou predicts that Gaston will impress everyone with his athletic abilities.

Want ik ben kampioen bij de spuugwedstrijden
Gaston boasts about his achievement in a local contest involving spitting.

Een tien voor Gaston
The men give Gaston the highest possible score for his performance.

Als kind at ik zo veertig eieren op
Gaston boasts about his prodigious appetite, claiming that he used to eat forty eggs every morning.

Elke morgen, want dan word je groot
Gaston explains that he believed eating eggs every morning was necessary for his growth as a child.

Omdat ik er nu daag lijks zestig in prop
Gaston reveals that he now eats sixty eggs every day, which he believes has made him even stronger and tougher.

ben ik nou zo n geweldige stoot
Gaston attributes his physical prowess to his egg-eating habits.

Niemand schiet als Gaston
The men praise Gaston's marksmanship.

Kust een griet als Gaston
The men acknowledge Gaston's success with women, noting that he is a skilled kisser.

Als ie stampt op de grond dan geniet die Gaston
Lefou implies that Gaston takes pleasure in his own physical strength and power.

En de muren wil het liefst vol geweien
Gaston reveals his intention to decorate his home with antlers, which he sees as a symbol of his hunting skills.

Da s pas een man, Gaston
Everyone present agrees that Gaston is the epitome of manliness.