Panda
Hentai Lyrics


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Watching Parasite, but the black and white version
Watching the movie Annie, is it the black or white version
Playing Pokemon but the black and white version
No grey area its just a black and white version
I'm with my bitch Maria
We drunk out in Korea
In a small village
You can see the image
She never wanna let me hit without a rubber
And that's the main reason why I don't want to fuck her
Plus you know I like em with some meat on they bones
You wont catch me in the dms of some skinny hoes
So I hop on Craigslist add my name to the wait list
Call me a waiter the way that i'm waiting
I see his add and I start contemplating
He gives me the price and i'm so damn elated
I text him, on my way, exclamation point
Pull out google maps put in the destination point god damn
My girl, got a really fat ass
Black and white, Like a panda ass
So I walked into the zoo
And I got a new grill
Her name was Shy Rill
Then I took her to the Pet Smart
Haven’t even got to the best part
Heading outta there to take her to have vet
Check up
Man I can’t wait to mess her up
Look at those thighs they so voluptuous.
Little hairy but I get
Nothing scary boutta hunny who got hairy on her bad days
Least she cuddles man hey
Can’t hate on a cutie who brings cuddle from the zooey
Now I gotta play Kazooie cause I left home my only bango.
But this makes it better then Van Gogh
Paintings without the paint hoe
Then I look around and all I see is pandas whoa
Wait, what the fuck
Ah man fuck this shit
I don’t need no hoe
She hardly even blows
I need to stop and reload
I know that life can be unfair
Take a moment, say a prayer
Feel yourself
Feel the air
But your dick inside a bear
My girl be like, “who the fuck is Amanda”
Bitch nah, i’m just thinking about a panda
Fat, exotic
Bi-racial, like logic
Gooey, just like a pizza pocket
Call me Kanye, i’m having a breakthrough
I bought some bamboo
Cause i’m a gentleman
I pack some Benjamin's
Cause i’m a big fan of
Buying a nice meal for all of my pandas
And before I take out my banana
We watch some Atlanta
Fuck these other pandas
I’ll be right by your side
Until 3005
Hold up
I finna pull up to the Cincinnati zoo
Pack a ton of lube
And fuck on that panda ass
I can’t go back when I fucked on a panda ass
Can you go back when you fuck on a panda ass




No, is the answer because, its statistically proven that panda ass is just more juicy and thick than regular ass
Google it, it's called google, use it

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Hentai's song "Panda" are a mix of random statements and strange musings that may not make sense at first listen. The artist mentions watching different movies and playing video games in black and white versions. He also talks about being with his girlfriend Maria, who he mentions taking to Korea and a small village. He then talks about sex, referring to the fact that his girlfriend won't have sexual intercourse without a condom, and how he likes women with a little extra "meat on their bones."


The song takes an even stranger turn when the artist talks about going to the zoo and meeting a panda named Shy Rill. He takes her to PetSmart and then to the vet, where he talks about "messing her up" and admires her "voluptuous" thighs. The artist then talks about playing Kazooie and painting without paint, all while being surrounded by pandas. The final verse is about how he wants to have intercourse with a panda and believes their asses are juicier and thicker than regular ones.


While the lyrics of "Panda" may seem nonsensical and bizarre, the song was incredibly popular upon its release. The track's unique fusion of rap, punk, and metal helped it become a viral hit on TikTok, with users creating videos inspired by the song.


Line by Line Meaning

Watching Parasite, but the black and white version
I'm watching a popular movie but in its black and white version


Watching the movie Annie, is it the black or white version
I'm watching a classic movie and wondering if it's the black and white or colored version


Playing Pokemon but the black and white version
I'm playing a popular game but the black and white version of it


No grey area its just a black and white version
There are no in-betweens, it's just a clear and straightforward version


I'm with my bitch Maria
I'm with my girlfriend named Maria


We drunk out in Korea
We got drunk while in Korea


In a small village
We are currently in a small village


You can see the image
The surrounding visuals are clear and easy to see


She never wanna let me hit without a rubber
My girlfriend always insists on using a condom during sex


And that's the main reason why I don't want to fuck her
The use of a condom during sex is unappealing to me


Plus you know I like em with some meat on they bones
I prefer my partners to have some body fat


You wont catch me in the dms of some skinny hoes
I'm not interested in engaging with thin women through direct messages on social media


So I hop on Craigslist add my name to the wait list
I go on Craigslist and join a waitlist for something


Call me a waiter the way that i'm waiting
I'm waiting so patiently it's as if I'm a waiter myself


I see his add and I start contemplating
Upon seeing an ad, I begin to consider the offer


He gives me the price and i'm so damn elated
After being given the price, I become very happy


I text him, on my way, exclamation point
I reply to the ad saying that I'm on my way with enthusiasm


Pull out google maps put in the destination point god damn
I pull up Google Maps and enter the destination with surprise or excitement


My girl, got a really fat ass
My girlfriend has a large and round posterior


Black and white, Like a panda ass
Her posterior is black and white like that of a panda


So I walked into the zoo
I enter a zoological park


And I got a new grill
I got a new gold or diamond teeth grill


Her name was Shy Rill
I met someone named Shy Rill


Then I took her to the Pet Smart
I took her to a pet store called Pet Smart


Haven’t even got to the best part
I haven't even reached the most exciting part yet


Heading outta there to take her to have vet
We're leaving the pet store to take her to the veterinarian


Check up
She's going to get a medical check-up


Man I can’t wait to mess her up
I'm excited to engage in sexual activities with her


Look at those thighs they so voluptuous.
Her thighs are very curvy and appealing


Little hairy but I get
She has some hair on her body, but I'm still interested


Nothing scary boutta hunny who got hairy on her bad days
I'm not afraid of dating someone with body hair, even on their bad days


Least she cuddles man hey
At the very least, she loves to cuddle with me


Can’t hate on a cutie who brings cuddle from the zooey
I can't hate on a girl who brings me happiness despite being from the zoo


Now I gotta play Kazooie cause I left home my only bango.
I have to substitute my bango for a kazoo which isn't as good


But this makes it better then Van Gogh
The change to the kazoo makes it more interesting than even Van Gogh


Paintings without the paint hoe
Paintings without actual paint


Then I look around and all I see is pandas whoa
When I look around, I see many pandas and it surprises me


Ah man fuck this shit
I'm frustrated with something and want to give up


I don’t need no hoe
I don't need a girl in my life


She hardly even blows
If I do have a girl, she doesn't even perform oral sex


I need to stop and reload
I need to take a break and recuperate


I know that life can be unfair
I understand that life has its unfair moments


Take a moment, say a prayer
Take a moment to meditate or pray


Feel yourself
Be aware of your own feelings


Feel the air
Feel and be aware of the surrounding atmosphere


But your dick inside a bear
Inserting your penis inside a bear


My girl be like, “who the fuck is Amanda”
My girlfriend is confused about who Amanda is


Bitch nah, i’m just thinking about a panda
I'm not talking about Amanda, I'm just thinking about pandas


Fat, exotic
Large and unique


Bi-racial, like logic
Mixed-race, like the rapper Logic


Gooey, just like a pizza pocket
Moist and soft like a pizza pocket


Call me Kanye, i’m having a breakthrough
I'm experiencing a moment of creative and emotional breakthrough like Kanye West


I bought some bamboo
I purchased some bamboo sticks


Cause i’m a gentleman
I'm a polite and well-mannered man


I pack some Benjamin's
I carry some one-hundred dollar bills


Cause i’m a big fan of
Because I enjoy


Buying a nice meal for all of my pandas
Treating all the pandas around me for a good meal


And before I take out my banana
Before engaging in sexual activities


We watch some Atlanta
We watch the TV show Atlanta


Fuck these other pandas
I don't care about any other pandas, only mine


I’ll be right by your side
I'll be always there for you


Until 3005
For a very long time, potentially forever


Hold up
Wait a minute


I finna pull up to the Cincinnati zoo
I'm about to arrive at the Cincinnati zoo


Pack a ton of lube
Bring a lot of lubrication


And fuck on that panda ass
Engage in sexual activities with the panda's posterior


I can’t go back when I fucked on a panda ass
Once you've had sex with a panda, it's impossible to go back to conventional sexual acts


No, is the answer because, its statistically proven that panda ass is just more juicy and thick than regular ass
This implies that having sex with a panda is more enjoyable than having sex with a human because of their more plump and moist posterior


Google it, it's called google, use it
This is a sarcastic suggestion to look up the claims about panda ass on Google




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Written by: Jonah Armitage, Keegan Smith-Richards, Sam Cooper

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