Never on Sunday
Herb Alpert The Tijuana Brass Lyrics

Oh, you can kiss her on a Monday
You can express your love towards her any day of the week.

A Monday, a Monday, very, very good
Monday is as good a day as any.

Or you can kiss her on a Tuesday
You also have the option of expressing your love for her on a Tuesday.

A Tuesday, a Tuesday, she rather hopes you would
She would be flattered and receptive if you showed your interest on a Tuesday.

Or you can kiss her on a Wednesday, a Thursday
Wednesday or Thursday are also good options to show your love.

A Friday, a Saturday is best
However, Friday and Saturday are probably the best days.

But never, never on a Sunday, a Sunday, a Sunday
But under no circumstances should you try to express your love on a Sunday, as that is her day of rest.

Cause that's her day of rest
Sunday is the day when she needs to take a break from everything, including romantic pursuits.

Come any day and you be her guest
You are welcome to try on any other day of the week.

Any day you say but her day of rest
Other days of the week are fair game.

Just name the day that you like the best
Feel free to choose which day you want to express your love.

Only stay away on her day of rest
Just make sure you keep away from her on Sundays.

Oh, you can kiss her on a cool day, a hot day, a wet day
You can show your love for her any day of the week, regardless of the weather.

Which ever one you choose
Just choose the day that works best for you.

Or try to kiss her on a gray day, a May day, a pay day
You can even try to express your interest on a dull day, in May, or on payday.

She'll never will refuse
She will never say no to you.

And if you make it on a bleak day, a freak day, a week day
Even on a bleak or unusual day or a typical weekday is fine to try your chances.

While you can be her guest
At other times during the week, you are welcome to give it a shot.

The one day she's got to get her rest
But on Sundays, she's going to take a break and relax.