Nightmare
Hinge Lyrics

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Something strange I cannot Follow
How you want me to
However small it seems so shallow
If you only knew
Such a feeling for words so hollow
What I'd done to you
You'd cry
ME + you = NIGHTMARE

You took it all away
I alone replace what's broken
Nothing left to say
Muted words that were not spoken
If and when I may
Life is over - lack of motion
Shamed is where I lay
I tried
ME + you = NIGHTMARE
Never before have I felt so hollow
First one to lead and now I follow
Carry the things that I cannot dismiss
Never again do I think I will feel this
NEVER again do I think I will feel this
Me + you = nightmare

You worthless piece of shit
Me + you =nightmare

Overall Meaning

In this song, Hinge conveys a sense of confusion and a feeling of being lost. The lyrics reveal that the singer is unable to comprehend the actions of someone else and how they could affect him in such an intense way. The first lines of the song express a sense of bewilderment, as the singer cannot understand why someone would want him to behave a certain way. He feels like he is being manipulated, but he cannot understand why this is happening.

The second verse of the song shows that the singer is in a state of despair. He feels alone and powerless to heal the damage that has been done. The phrase "I alone replace what's broken" highlights his sense of isolation and inability to rely on anyone else to fix his problems. He is also haunted by the things that have gone unsaid, the things he wishes he had expressed but never had the chance to.

The chorus of the song is a brutal condemnation of the other person, who is referred to as a "worthless piece of shit." This suggests that the singer feels betrayed and that he has been let down in a significant way. The phrase "Me + you = nightmare" highlights just how negatively he feels about the other person and the impact they have had on his life.

Overall, the lyrics of "Nightmare" are a raw expression of emotional turmoil and a sense of being lost in a world that is difficult to navigate. The singer's pain is palpable, and the song is a haunting reflection of the darker side of human relationships.

Line by Line Meaning

Something strange I cannot Follow
I don't understand what you want from me

How you want me to
I don't know how to please you

However small it seems so shallow
Even the little things seem insignificant to you

If you only knew
You don't understand the impact of your actions

Such a feeling for words so hollow
I regret the empty promises I made to you

What I'd done to you
I've hurt you in a way that I can't reverse

You'd cry
If you knew the extent of my betrayal you'd be devastated

ME + you = NIGHTMARE
Our relationship is a disaster

You took it all away
You've ruined everything we had together

I alone replace what's broken
I'm left to clean up the mess you made

Nothing left to say
There's no hope for us to reconcile

Muted words that were not spoken
There were things unsaid that could have changed everything

If and when I may
Maybe someday I'll have the courage to speak my mind

Life is over - lack of motion
I feel empty and lifeless without you

Shamed is where I lay
I'm filled with guilt and regret

I tried
I did my best to make things work between us

Never before have I felt so hollow
I've never felt this empty before

First one to lead and now I follow
I used to be in control, but now you have the power

Carry the things that I cannot dismiss
I can't let go of the pain and memories we shared

Never again do I think I will feel this
I don't want to endure this kind of pain ever again

NEVER again do I think I will feel this
I want to move on from this and never feel this way again

Me + you = nightmare
We were a terrible match

You worthless piece of shit
I'm angry and hurt by your actions

Me + you =nightmare
Our time together was a nightmare

Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: PHIL ARCURI, CLIFF RIGANO, SCOTT THOMPSON

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Lets Read!

3y↑74

Check out►4 TRUE Online Dating HORROR Stories - Plentyoffish, OKCupid, Tinder Stories
-- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzyywzwKMdk

🕓 TIME STAMPS:
Story 1►0:00
Story 2►9:04
Story 3►20:05
Story 4►25:31
Story 5►27:14
Story 6►29:35
Story 7►32:23
Story 8►43:42
Story 9►46:24

♫ Music: Iron Cthulhu Apoc
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Kelly Nolan

3y↑6

Story 2.... Yeah I'm not Coraline ....

But I went through my childhood teens and twenties with night terrors - no PTSD cause, but a rem disorder. They got worse and worse until it became diagnosable as full blown type 1 narcolepsy. The NTs have always been part of my dating life though so I was never embarrassed by it. It was just normal for me. Of course I'd warn those that could possibly witness it but thankfully never have been that potentially violent.

The narcolepsy however ..... Doesn't ever stop me, and I'm not ashamed by it, I'm very open from the offset ...... But I occasionally get a little annoyed with it if I'm hanging out with someone new that doesn't have prior experience or understanding and that I'm not 100% comfortable with already. Not very cool to wake up on your sofa at 3am and find your neck sore and mouth dry after sitting with head flopped back like a ragdoll, mouth gaping open (and most probably snoring) Having fallen asleep in an instant without warning and your evening's company has had to let themselves out because they either couldn't or didn't know if they really should wake you 🙈

Here's a tip though - if you ever are beside someone and they look awake but terrified of something, do not touch them. They are hallucinating, think that they are fully conscious and you will more than likely become whatever monster they are seeing.

Instead, carefully and quickly get to the light switch - as soon as the light flicked on, I used to snap right out of it 😊 not saying it works for everyone, but a safer option to try for both of you.

I'm glad that dude was impressed and found Coraline to be brave and admirable for not letting it stop her, at first I was sad at the thought she was being a little too insecure and dramatic - just shows how we all deal with these things differently though..... But then after the revelation that she would get violent rather than simply hysterically scream and blindly run for her life like I used to do hahaha....

I hope that she's better - and I thank the story teller dude on behalf of all people suffering with neurological conditions such as these for being so supportive and cool. If you are real and the story genuine, I hope you one day reconnect with her :)

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Lets Read!

3y↑74

Ridi boo

3y↑3

All these stories. Are off the MotherF@!king hook! All great and tragic at the same time... Thanks for the read. LR!.

Raven Bird

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Miss Antlers

3y↑429

Oh god, the person in story 2 sounds so wholesome. They understood about her car crash and her fear of having night terrors, so they waited months for her to be ready. (to sleep in the same house.) And the moment she had a night terror, they didn’t hold it against her, but wanted to take care of her. Major good vibes. <3

Jennifer Moleski

3y↑16

She was hot. Men like that.

Lauren

3y↑9

They were lesbians...

Jennifer Moleski

3y↑12

@Lauren Women like it, too.

Miss Antlers

3y↑4

@Jennifer Moleski, @Lauren 2000 , I have changed my post from “he” to “They” for now :) If anyone can give me a link to something confirming their actual preferred pronouns- I’ll gladly change it again. :)

simone berger

3y↑2

Actually i have night terrors too.. if i have one, i even don't recocnize my husband.. and the result of one night terror was that i endet up with a broken shoulder and teeth.. as i was shoked by him and i fell.. it is really not good not to know what i do in the night.. so i totaly understand this girl..

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Ms. Kitty

3y↑528

I love how not only do you post videos often, but they're long ones, too. They're just perfect for laying back and relaxing. :)

Moon Moon

3y↑1

I can't stand that this man posts so much, especially because they are long ones too smmmhhh

Gabriel Ortiz

3y↑5

That’s what she said …

Nikki Caminiti

3y↑1

I agree 100%!!!

Davis Jones

3y↑10

If only mr nightmare did it

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Kori Lowes

1y↑36

I like how OP in story 6 automatically assumed he only wanted another date cause she was zombified and had no opinion. Maybe he wanted another date to give her a second chance and be herself.

Monosweta Paul

1y↑5

I was thinking the same too

Carlos Suarez

3y↑68

Story 2 was one of, if not the best stories I've ever heard. My heart broke for Coral. And the gentleman was so sweet and understanding.

Ravenwing

Agreed, especially the way it ended with his final words.

chopsandtoots

3y↑276

Story 7: How did he not realize she was roofied? He even said that they didn't drink a lot.
I get that men don't really have to experience that a lot but come on. Her falling flat on her face was a huge indication something was wrong. She definitely should have apologized though.

Esteban De La Sexface

3y↑65

I was wondering why he didn't take her to the hospital despite her protests but I guess in the US you might get lumped with a $50k bill or something.

Tux The Astronaut

3y↑77

Her: literally stars projectile shiting and can’t even walk

Him: this is fine

EstivalEquinox

3y↑44

To be fair even I wouldn't know what being roofied would look like. Yeah my instinct is also to take her to the hospital. But everyone experiences something for the first time at some point. You can find whole reddit videos on people who didn't know something that's obvious to most. So I don't blame him for not being certain, though I wouldn't make the same choice on the hospital end.

Sheena Nixon

3y↑28

Yeah, he really should have realised something was off if they hardly drank anything. And for all the crap he went through she really should have apologised for blaming the wrong man.

chopsandtoots

3y↑22

@Sheena Nixon I definitely don't blame her for initially accusing him, especially since he just left her at his place to go to work. And I also don't blame her if she was upset because he didn't try to get her medical attention. But at the same time, he's not the one who drugged her.

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Kate Toldness

1y↑14

I liked story # 2 a lot as well. Because of Coral being so accountable at the end. She must have realized that she really could have hurt an innocent person, perhaps someone she had also come to care for and didn't want to put him at risk until she'd dealt with her issues.

Curly_Queen_Bee CC

3y↑33

I had an ex contact me after months of not talking. We went out to eat and sat down. He wanted to chat and I didn’t want him in my house. I excused myself to the restroom, I walked up to our waitress and said “split check at my table.” She nodded. After eating he said “I’m sorry I don’t enough money….” I said “I’m so sorry.” She brought out two checks, he looked at me shocked, I paid, gave her a nice tip and left him there. Haven’t seen that lazy scumbag since.

SagittalSuture

1y↑4

I LOVE that 😀 !! 😂 Good for you!--That's wut I'm talkin' about 👏💕

Kailee Altman

3y↑141

That guy in story 7 should have taken her to the ER. Seriously. It was obvious something was really wrong with her, even if it HAD BEEN just alcohol.

AquaBenten

3y↑10

Note the ER in the US is weird and most people dont want that bill. And depending on which ER sometimes they are less than helpful if you can provide information on how the bill will be paid

Pesaz

3y↑14

Really don't have much sympathy for the guy who didn't get help for someone who was obviously dangerously ill

Brittany

1y↑2

@AquaBenten it doesn't mention where they are, they may be in Canada, in which case it wouldn't cost anything. Besides, I'd be worried she had a serious head injury and would rather make sure she's okay than worry about a hospital bill

nsanton7

I was thinking she had a concussion and needed medical attention but wow it makes sense that she had been drugged 😢

mahoganyhoneyfitness

3y↑10

As someone who used to be somewhat of an avid online datress, these stories are as addictively entertaining as they are terrifying lol

WaterSoluble

3y↑31

The first story rattled me once it went down the road I thought it would. If someone is willing to not only lie about their bio sex and sexuality to the point of even setting up a meeting with you you have no idea what they’re actually like or what they’re capable of. That level of deception mixed with the panic and embarrassment of being told the truth would make even a rational person suspect that the meeting could end up in robbery, assault, or worse. It’s quite common for male predators to catfish lesbian women, lure them out, and “fix” them by assaulting them. Sad but true. Not every man is like that but the red flags are all there as it being a possibility in this case.

OwenSøund

1y↑2

Mostly agree with the exception of bio sex. Trans people are allowed to be private and for a first date it seems nuts to think that they have to disclose just for a first date. A lot of them have been murdered for less.

teeaanuh

3y↑5

I've been listening to all the dating app stories/catfish/yandere stories ona loop! LoL it feels like every other week. I'm glad I see some new stories finally ;)

Perfect Imperfection

3y↑45

If that 2nd story is indeed true, then that's one of the saddest things I've heard. Well, I've heard and seen too much loss and heartbreak in life, but u get my point. It's still incredibly sad, regardless.

Ridi boo

3y↑27

I really feel for the young lady in the first story... You left me speechless and breathless. May time heal all wounds. And bring you a good love of your life. Take care.

Mr soul

3y↑31

If a girl did that to my restroom I would have called the ambulance. There where so many signs that she was drugged
Story 7

Comrade Nils

3y↑75

Story 6: "I wasn't feeling too well, but still went on a date with this guy and didn't talk all that much. And then he still asked me for another date?!? Like can you guys even believe this weirdo creep?!"

Tiernan McCulloch

3y↑19

I know right? That was a complete cop out of a story.
Dude is just happy she was a good listener in his eyes, I don't think it's so creepy that someone was attracted to someone because they listened to their every word and never tried to interrupt them. Different people have different tastes, maybe this dude just has a stressful life and had no one to vent any of it to, and he finds it cathartic to vent about it to people he is romantically interested in. That's just my view on the situation, maybe in person he was really weird, but the story did not convey that at all.

John Rambo

2y↑7

OP has questionable people skills themselves... Of the story I mean.

PSMG24

2y↑1

Her logic was perfectly reasonable, though I agree it doesn't really measure up to the other stories.

Melissa Moonchild

seriously what was the end game there

Charity Rogers

Awesome narration! Love this topic and all the stories shared. Thank you 💜

kirsti manning

3y↑204

Story 7 he should have called an ambulance for her after taking a hit like that in the head🤦‍♀️

Tux The Astronaut

3y↑36

Exactly like she literally starts projecting shiting in the bathroom and he’s still like oh she just a bit drunk this is fine

lunakat

3y↑28

She could have had a concussion you are not supposed to fall asleep. I know of two people that died after hitting their head one I went to school with. This story is crazy he should have taken her to the hospital.

Hyena

3y↑13

i was literally like shes either drugged, serious head injury or possibly both. she could literally die in multiple ways, brain bleed, could be having a serious reaction to the drugs, hypovolemic shock, dude is a fucking idiot just because he doesnt want to call 911. im not surprised she thought he drugged her. anyone with half a brain wouldve called 911 and then he would have a leg to stand on. the fact that he didnt makes him look extremely guilty.

LegzFallOffGirl

3y↑8

I know!!!!! He's framed himself as such a good guy but Damn, call a God Damn doctor!!!

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starstoryteller

3y↑31

Okay I have some thoughts.
Story #1 Oh my goodness I feel so bad for this girl.
I don't care if a guy or girl lies about their weight or height and you show up to the date and they look different drop them like a rock. If they lie about something so obvious they cannot have good intentions. I still think she should have made a police report even if nothing was going to be done It's important for a record of something of this going on. If it's relevant report to the cops.

#6 I think this "mouthy broad" is just pissed that if she chills for a bit men's suddenly want to date her.... Almost makes me wonder if Ursula had a point.

#7 should have called 911 when this girl slammed her head on the ground.
Also you're planning to swap bodily fluids.... You're going to be very intimate even for a short time.... Or He should have called his work and said hey something came up and stayed there to help her out. I don't know this is why I don't believe in casual sex. If a doubt call 911.

Serah -

3y↑111

#7 was a RIDE. I'm glad that even though the guy was being a bit naive (those are NOT normal drunk things to happen, my dude), at least he was trying to take care of her... Yikes.

Awnity

3y↑12

indeed because lots of guys would've just left her on the street and called it a night oof

Hyena

3y↑9

@Awnity funny that so many guys are saying stuff like that trying to say its ok that he didnt call 911, because he did all that other stuff, but had he called, he wouldnt have had to, nor would she have been able to accuse him of rape. possibly the drugging, but that could maybe be rectified by the bars cameras

Maggie DK

3y↑1

@Awnity uhh... Tbh that may have been better because she may have been seen by someone that would actually get her help. She literally could've died if her symptoms were due to a head injury or alcohol poisoning.

Awnity

@Hyena exactly /:

Melissa Moonchild

yeah people were giving him a lot of flack in the comments but he was out of his depths and doing his best

Serena Scorpio

I feel so, so bad for all the main people in these stories!
Almost every one had me screaming, "NOOO!" out loud at some point.
I hope they've had or will have better dates since.

Kelly Nolan

3y↑6

Ipsita Mazumdar

3y↑23

Story 7 is something I’ll recount to my kids some day if they ever think of having drunk one night stands 😂😂😂

Farhan Khalid

3y↑4

LOLLLL you should tell them that "that is the only outcome of drunk one night stands" LMAOOOo

kirsti manning

3y↑4

So as someone that is getting back into online dating this video is horrifying and informative

Juli Reep

You better take this as your sign to NOPE out too! 🙃

weezeldiesel

3y↑2

i listen to you every single day. so seeing a new video so often is such a great feeling! thanks 😊

kasixoxo1

I love listening to these at slow days at work ☺ I would love to hear maybe some Mexican urban legend/Mexico scary stories

Nathan Holton

2y↑3

Story 6►29:3
The real creep, the real villain in this story is the 'Broad" (her own words, not mine) who wrote it/told it; the OP. She shows up to their 1st date with a migraine, so she barely talks no more than one-or-two-word sentences at-a-time, basically forcing him to do nearly the whole conversation with her, & despite this, he's still interested in her & wants to see her again for another date, & HE'S THE CREEP?! Seriously, WFT, lady?!? What the Hell did you want to do, stare awkwardly at each other in silence, because you weren't feeling up to doing any of the talking?! Maybe he thought you were shy in-person, or could clearly tell that you weren't feeling up for talking much, so he had to lead the conversation! The problem was NOT him, lady, it was YOU! That guy was fortunate not to go on another date with you & clearly dodged a bullet! Oh yeah, & stringing him along for 3 more weeks afterward & then ghosting him, class act!

Tux The Astronaut

3y↑110

Story 7 my guy put himself in that situation by not calling 911 once she collapsed like she was literally projectile shiting and he was just like this is fine

Jasmine Dodd

3y↑6

Yeah I agree. And even if she WAS drunk, if someone is losing fluids like that then they need to go to the hospital

DGLake1

You’re putting out great content bro, keep up the hard work!! Just wanted you to know that your hard work is noticed and appreciated 👌🏽👍🏽👍🏽

Mekhakreature

3y↑3

As someone who has chronic migraines with aura (as well as other debilitating conditions), I have some not so good opinions about Story 6 poster.
1st off, they shouldn't have even gone on the date to begin with. If you are prone to migraines, don't hide it from someone you're trying to date! Especially! If they affect you frequently! (as mine do) then it's important to have communicated that your migraines can cause you to cancel, have to call it a night early if one hits while out, or "sometimes I can push through but I may be more withdrawn due to a high pain level". Fuckin communicate!!
2nd, Migraines are not 'just headaches' so your cancelation Message should explain "hey, a bad migraine is coming on and here's a [quick explanation] about their severity. Can't make the date but let's reschedule!". I doubt your date would be mad if you phrased it well.
3rd, the fact that op actually experiences migraines themself and would still delete someone's number if they cancelled due to Headache is just... Ridiculously awful.
4th, if you do choose to still go out, like OP did, I will say again; fuckin communicate . They could've told their date that they had a migraine, but didn't want to cancel. The date either would've agreed to call it night early, or at least would've been fully informed as to why op was quiet.
5th, he probably just thought she was shy/very nervous. His attempts to go on another date was probably him thinking "well, it didn't go terribly... She's cute, and maybe on another date she'll start to open up!"
6th and final end to my rant is: if op never told him that she's not interested in another date, or Actually Explained "I wasn't really my usual high-energy self because of a migraine" I'm pretty sure he would either a) wanna give it another shot with the "real" her or b) would accept her actually saying to him that she wasn't interested. If you don't tell him that you don't wanna go on another date, how is he supposed to know??

Personified

1y↑1

I can’t believe what happened to that one guy who helped his date and let her stay at his place. I can’t imagine how he felt

Benjamin Arsena

I've recently started listening to horror narrations again, and I checked out your Youtube channel. The New intro looks amazing!

Rannin

3y↑4

Thankyou for this! I absolutely LOVE you and all your efforts you make and the time you put in, for our listening/watching pleasure! Some of us just do not have a complete day without you! YOU are the one who relaxes us and tucks us in at night! Maybe we should start calling you "daddy"! 😜😂 in all honesty tho...thankyou thankyou thankyou for all your hard work! 🤜❤🤛❤🙌❤🤘

Juli Reep

3y↑1

3y↑3

@Jenifer Fenton it was so sad! And so close to home too! The killer plead insanity, which yes but he needs to pay for what he did to Kevin!

lijius

oh i live like 15 mins away from michigan

Cindy Miles

1y↑1

Story 1: Why would you keep standing outside trying to find someone you have no clue what he looks like? Just leave so he can’t keep watching you.

Mekhakreature

3y↑1

7 is very concerning. Horror story in its own right for sure.
But like, yeah, absolutely should have called an ambulance or taken her to the ER as soon as she hit her head. Clearly something more than being drunk was going on.
Due to my own experiences, and some from my brother and friends we all agree: it's better to have someone/a friend hate you for their hospital bill, and be alive than the alternative
And then at the end, she clearly thinks she's been drugged and if he had taken her to the hospital he'd be the Concerned Helper rather than the Likely Suspect.
I'm glad it technically worked out and also that she ended up okay but... Damn it could've gone so much worse dude.

SirDutch Entertainment

3y↑22

Your channel seriously gets me through the day!

Drew C

3y↑17

It's so scary and sad that the woman was catfished and tricked into thinking that she was talking to a woman. I've been catfished before, and it made me mad.

Kruhee

3y↑32

In story 7 I do understand why she would go to the cops, but at the same time once she found out it wasn't this guy who literally may have saved her from the thing she thought he did. She could have at least shot an apology text his way, IDK maybe she was too embarrassed? And yeah he should have recognized something wasn't right but I'm a girl and my mind wouldn't have gone her being drugged, I would have thought she had a head injury and would have taken her to emergency care.

Table Scissors

3y↑7

Agree, interesting (warning) tale all around and super glad they caught the perp. If the tale is all true, this guy sounds like he really deserves a decent companion (and a better roommate).

I'd also like to hear more from him

Kelly Alves

3y↑5

I just can’t figure out why the little note he left her didn’t include some sort of description of how she got there. I mean he took the time to direct her to the laundry.

And yeah, if he’d taken her to Emergency he would have kept his apartment clean and pretty much eliminated himself as a subject.

Lizzie Johnson

3y↑2

@Kelly Alves Considering he seems pretty oblivious I think maybe he thought she would remember how she got there? since he said they hadn’t drank a lot and she was the one who’d asked him to go. Obviously with the way she was acting most people would realize she’d have no idea what was happening when she woke up, but giving him the benefit of the doubt he was tipsy at first, and then running on very poor sleep, and stressing about her health, his house, and work the next day.

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Ali

3y↑262

Dude story 6 i honestly blame the op. Like first off, if you tried and were clearly showing to be sick, you could tell the person that you're very much interested in them but really just need to reschedule. That's on her for staying, not him. Second off, it sounds like they had been talking prior to the date and clearly he was interested in her from the get go. So HOW is she upset by him showing interest after the date went badly???
"The fact he was interested probably means he doesn't want someone opinionated".......yeah i highly doubt that's true. He PROBABLY could see she wasn't feeling well but stayed to be polite and asked for a follow-up date to go for a second chance since he liked her. The only horror in this story is the idiocy of the op

Mr. Grey

3y↑23

Yeah….this guy’s “dating stories” are decidedly anti-man

Rachael Short

3y↑16

theres a huge difference between talking in person and over text. also she wasn't "sick", she had chronic migraines and was confident in her ability to make it go away. Theres a huge difference there.

Ali

3y↑67

@Rachael Short yeah that's true. But still, that isn't his fault and he was literally just being nice (as far as we know) and she made him out to be the bad guy :/

Patrick James

3y↑7

I completely agree

Cinko515

inmydarkesthour 22

3y↑1

it doesn't matter what app you go on for dating...creeps and catfish are EVERYWHERE!! but the opposite too, a colleague of mine met his current wife of 5 years on Tinder so.....

burn bush

3y↑1

Just a simple thank you for your readings :)

Amber Jeff

Story 2 dude I hope yall get back together it was so sweet hearing you were willing to be there for her 🥺

Brandibb

You know.... You probably should have called EMS for that girl that was drugged. If it was too much she could have died. Plus, let a hospital deal with the symptoms.

Toomas Kiisk

3y↑83

"I was a boring date, but he still wants to meet again. Must be something wrong with him." Someone clearly doesn't realize how rough the dating scene is for men lol.

no

3y↑13

Pf the dating scene in general is dog water

Xandria S

3y↑1

Chris Kyle wow it must be so hard being a man

mic nik

3y↑1

Chris Kyle For you maybe, other people not so much.

PSMG24

Speaking as a man myself, that's horse manure. Dude's don't need to settle for a sub-par date. It's better to be alone than to waste your time with a boring person

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Kelly Alves

3y↑31

“ His dog looked at me with pity.” 😆😆😆

Diahann Doncel

3y↑84

Coral call him back this guy seems like a keeper 🥰😊😇😇😇😇😇

The mantis

3y↑8

Ya but she ain’t...

kaity rodriguez

❤️

Maggie DK

3y↑2

Even though he seems like a great guy, tbh she may have trauma associated with that night, which would make her unable to be with him (I say this as a trauma survivor). I still wish them both the best, though!

Victoria Williams

50w

I am so mad at the guy in story 7. If anyone sees this, DO NOT LET SOMEONE WHO HAS HAD A SERIOUS HEAD INJURY GO TO SLEEP. I thought the horror story was going to be that she died! You bang your head, you go straight to hospital.

Xander Axid

3y↑13

In story 6, she just makes an assumption of this guy by her thinking he likes sick dead girls when he probably thought she was really cute

Apathetic Artist

I started binding you on Spotify! Love your stories

Becca Dawn

3y↑2

"me being a lesbian I decided to give it a go" Joel spitting facts

Blue Greenglue

Several jaw-dropping moments in this one, starting with that catfishing one in the beginning -- holy crow!! : o

Bubble Gaming

Story 7 had me laughing hysterically

Krystal Santos

3y↑1

Story number 6 "gave him some line about it being pleasant, and then went home to die".... This had me rolling for some reason😅😂

birdeeable

3y↑91

The "broad" in story 6 sure jumped to a lot of conclusions about a guy who did absolutely nothing wrong. You refuse to cancel a date despite being sick, and then get shitty when a guy is into meeting you for the first time and calls you back to try and schedule a second one? Maybe he just thought she was really shy and nervous on the first date, and that's why she was so quiet and running off twice to nervous pee. Maybe he could see she didn't look well but thought she was really keen to continue with the date, so he politely stayed and tried to keep conversation going. Maybe he was trying to assure her in his follow up calls that she hadn't blown it. Maybe next time just reschedule if you're going to be completely silent the whole date and not tell the guy you were throwing up in the bathroom. Also, I get debilitating migraines where I can't even sit up without vomiting, and there's no way I'd be leaving the house for any date in that state.

Kathryn Guzmán

3y↑14

Right? I thought so too. She just jumped to conclusions on what her date might've been into. For all you know, he could've been trying to give her a second chance. And if maybe, just maybe she would've taken that second chance, it could've resulted in a space for her to open up about her debilitating migraines and other things. Not saying it would've definitely ended well, but since she did what she did, we'll never know.

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Holly Kay

3y↑1

You’re the best Joel! Love this channel. Oh, and your voice…..

Beverly Keenan

3y↑4

If that is the worst experience he ever had, he's had a dull life.

NorCalMtnBiker86

Can't believe I fall asleep listening to these stories 😅

tel' s tunes Gilpin

I love listening to this before bed 🛌😌😁😊❤

ShaZam

Easily one of the funniest "true scary stories" ever

Michael Johns

3y↑1

What the guy in Story 9 did was just plain disgusting. What idiot would pee on somebody, yet alone their date, on purpose? And out in the street no less?

Table Scissors

Great stories, great job!

JO MAMA

3y↑2

I clicked on this bcs I didn't know what the heck a hinge app was! Thank you, I think I've learned more than I probably wanted to, lol.

Zoey Haskell

3y↑14

Do Maid/housekeeping stories. Boy oh boy do I got a story to tell lol

LoKi-TRÎCKS

I'd love to listen to more cryptid or skinwalker stories, or paranormal

Moongazey Cat

2y↑1

I used to have migraines when I was younger, was told to avoid caffeine...never heard of warding them off with caffeine! 🤔 She's made a lot of judgements about this guy..maybe he enjoyed the date or giving her another chance for a date as he figured maybe she was nervous or whatever...maybe he is better off without the gobshite she claims to be!

Dana Settepani

3y↑4

Story number 1. I keep a blue flag hanging out the backside; but only on the left side, yeah that’s the crip side.
N hey Girl, don’t talk about yourself that way. You seem like a wonderful person, and I’m sorry you had to go through that.

tarnished soul

This comment is so underated! 😄 What a throwback!

Dana Settepani

3y↑1

@tarnished soul ahaha thanks bro!

KeatonMask

Listening to this before getting ready for my hinge date tonight 😂

DungeonMama

The spiking drink date really pisses me off. He should’ve realized he needed to take her to the ER but he didn’t.

Rhiannon Bramley

3y↑2

Just in time for bed! Thank you very much👍🏼

Samantha Moore

3y↑1

Story 7 guy should have called her an ambulance. I was thinking the whole time as things got progressively worse that it could lead to her accusing him of taking advantage, which is exactly what ended up happening. After the faceplant out of the Uber I would have been concerned she had a concussion. Then when the vomiting, urinating on herself, and soiling herself happened I would have definitely been too worried to keep her there. That type of behavior is too shameless to be something she would probably do without being either drugged or having a serious head injury. I would have called 911 and told them the whole story of how she ended up there and I attempted to take care of her but wasn't making any headway. That way, if she wanted a rape kit done they could do it and see my DNA wasn't found nor were there signs of intercourse happening that night. It's really sad she woke up thinking he harmed her if he didn't. But come on. She needed medical assistance.

Amy

3y↑11

I really need to stop listening to these when I get up to feed my baby at 3 am...

Yesenia Estrella

3y↑3

I'm just grateful for your time! Thanks Joel!

Patrick James

3y↑43

In story number 6 this woman goes on a date with a guy she likes has a bad migraine but goes because she doesn't want him to cancel then when he shows interest shes like ok well hes probably not a very good guy for liking me when I dont have anything to say he probably would have liked you either way but didnt even give him a second chance?

Juli Reep

3y↑5

Yeah, I didn't understand that either

Kevin Moore

3y↑7

Person from story 6 really went off on a lot of assumptions there. The guy might’ve just thought they were shy and would eventually open up more. Oh well not my problem

Zoey Haskell

3y↑6

I thought one story was about me lol I puked in a bucket for like 6 hours at a date's house, but I didn't puke or poop everywhere....so not me.

Michelle Bergsma

2y↑1

Oh my gosh!!!! These stories were CRAZY !!!!! 😳

co_co. mg

3y↑3

Was just about to sleep
And i know i will sleep better now❤️

THANATOS PRIME

3y↑127

Maybe true scary Nursing home or Colorado stories.

Pilar

3y↑10

I work at a nursing home and so many residents say that they see ghosts.

〖Nuℝรe〗®™ ᏑᏌᏂ McNamara

3y↑8

When I was caring for a pt who was comatose and in the process of dying, his call light went off. I was sitting right across from his room at the nurse’s station and no one went in and he had the room to himself. I thought “he must be awake???” I went in there and he was still comatose. I was like wtf and I told the CNA about it and she thought it was the funniest thing because I was freaked about it. He passed away that night after my shift was over

SES

3y↑4

Yesss I would LOVE a true scary Colorado story video so much!

T J

3y↑2

Colorado stories please!!!!

Cassie Black

3y↑1

I worked in a nursing home and do end life care. I’ve got handfuls off stories I’m sure there’s plenty out there.

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DAISYARUBA

3y↑3

This is the best way to spend my Friday nights atm

Ancestor Empire Gaming

3y↑1

Online dating was never that scary to me.
But what is scary…… is when the government owes you $30 on tax returns. You know something ain’t right

hera_avria

My scary story: i introduced Hinge to my cousin and she met her boyfriend there, then we grew tf apart..

I regret introducing it to her 🙃

Ice Rasta

Its raining for 3days straight in Newark, NJ. It's time to catch up on listening to Joel for the 3 day weekend!

Alycia Sears

3y↑5

Story 2 hits so close to home.

Ariel Schloner

51w

Story 7- dude for real made the story of a woman being hunted at a bar by another man attempting to rape her into his own sob story.

He even admitted he understood why she accused him because of how it all looks and then at the end doesn’t say he feels bad for the girl, no. He is upset he never got an apology. BRO a woman could have had a concussion and you thought some water and sleep was gunna fix it. Is it great you didn’t rape her as she was vomiting? Yeah. But like that’s the baseline. You should have taken her to the hospital once her face hit the pavement.

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