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A Public Thing I met somebody who knew someone on the internet He said…
Jesus at 25 Jesus was 25 He never had nothing to do He spoke onto…
Lucy Lucy won't you come out of bed I know you miss…
Maybe the Dancefloor Maybe the dancefloor isn't the best place To look for it…

Nice Guys No need to rewrite Not even in spite Not even a girl…
Not a Real Talent Don't turn our love in wine. Don't change just change over…
Stars We have been looking for a restaurant That won't turn us…

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02P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T.4:07

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07It Could Happen3:42

08Come On Love2:52

09Lose You3:26

10Give Up (You Idiot)3:52

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Comments from YouTube:

@PurposelessRabbitholes

3y↑10.7K

The amount of killer lines crammed into these seven minutes is still legendary nearly two decades later

@kingleo8048

3y↑119

The most brilliant skit

@jakeboehm5267

3y↑143

Oil? Huh? Who said sum bout oil bitch you cookin?

@ImSimplyAHuman

3y↑63

I can’t believe I never saw this 🤣🙌🏻🍿 this and all the Rick James skits = gold

@christianschoff2490

3y↑74

I regularly use his STFU gif.

@rickyw.2610

3y↑59

To this day, I quote lines from this skit! Even the way Chappell interrupts the reporters... This always makes me laugh!

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@seansmith416ss

3y↑4.2K

“Cradle of f*ckin civilization”
Gets me every time.

@jesuschristislord7754

3y↑56

😂👌Love that dude

@ALIKN1-1

2y↑30

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 exactly the F*cking civilization

@ericwashington6037

2y↑20

A lot of people missed that one! 😅😂

@chriscastillo4275

2y↑45

Perfectly delivered. Didn’t even see him before that then “some black dude”

@gazy3508

2y↑20

Who is that's guy that's plays some black dude seen him in a lot of sketches he's funny af

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@go-nolo6750

25w↑314

The sketch is timeless. Watching this as an educated adult made me realize how this is just a cycle that’s repeating itself

@Valueandtime

21w↑3

Yup

@mohamedjamal9801

19w↑1

This time, it's Palestine 🇵🇸

@superuser1729

15w↑1

@@mohamedjamal9801who attacked first?

@teo6192

3y↑293

The most amazing thing about this sketch is how relevant and accurate it was back then and how it’s still hilarious today, even to people who never saw news items about yellow cake and aluminum tubes. Truly genius!

@GnanaPrakash86AP

20w

You mean how relevant it was, is and will be?

@DavidMichael-fr7fb

16w

you waited 2 years to post a correction? @@GnanaPrakash86AP

@ripgigimi2

3y↑3K

I remember being a soldier in iraq during oif 1 and we were all watching this when it came out laughing with tears in our eyes.

@MrNickfuse007

3y↑85

😂😂that must’ve been hilarious

@tunnishalissmore

3y↑118

Thanks for your service 💟

@Sumfinfunny777

3y↑16

That’s must’ve been sas

@ripgigimi2

3y↑159

@Aaron Waab the sad part doesn’t come till you get home and realize some of the folks you laughed with didn’t make it.

@user-zh1ct8xe9l

3y↑161

@tunnishalissmore What service is this,interfering in foreign countries?How is this a service to your country?

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@AHeroAlmost

6y↑13.5K

"Who said something about oil ? Bitch you cooking ?"

His best line ever...

@craigjones7997

5y↑586

"Da nigga tried to kill my fatha", also so hilarious

@volcryndarkstar3283

5y↑324

I'm tryna get that oil, OhHo!

@volcryndarkstar3283

5y↑132

I'm tryna get that oil, OhHo!!!

@jeremyyoung7061

5y↑5

@Volcryn Darkstar p

@BodaciousWickerman

5y↑189

For sure! Plus Jamie Foxx saying random n***as in an English accent is too much!

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@michaelcastillo3231

4y↑4.4K

This is top three best Chapelle sketches. Still holds up today.

@bongwater7908

4y↑91

1. this skit
2. sam jackson beer
3. rick james/ prince/

@pauliedibbs9028

4y↑39

Agreed. Slightly disturbing though, how he was joking about going to Mars and people are serious about it today...

@vinegarpisser2992

4y↑70

Agreed

1. Black Bush
2. Reparations
3. Player Haters Ball

@skinnyminny2629

4y↑1

It is today

@antourte1

4y↑36

2. Tupac "Made This Song in '94"

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@xShesTheGranddaughter

3y↑1.8K

"If I can be real about it...."
"Be real son."
"Real...."
"Be real real, son."😂

@ycbig1

2y↑25

that’s real hood lol

@okokokokokokokokkook

2y↑34

Most underrated part of the sketch lol

@fragdude

1y↑19

Red rocks
Yeaaaa yeaauhhh!

@MarkKlingman

1y↑9

“Can I be real a second, for just a millisecond?” - George Washington in Hamilton

Makes me think of this lol

@MrIncognito2020

52w↑15

Word to everything we love we coming to see y’all son

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@rushguy1

2y↑393

Donell's "Yay YAY!" at the end of the sketch sends me every time. What an appropriate exclamation point.

@jlg554

2y↑14

Red Rocks!!!

@WeSoFew

3y↑1K

Knocking the water jug over and running away was it for me 😂😂😂

@Dnizzle227

2y↑32

Always was my fav part

@lilikaramirez1848

1y↑10

mine too

@AndrewPonti

32w

every single time LOLOLOL

@kouadiokouassi6958

31w

he wasn't running away, he was chasing after the female reporter😂😂😂

@WeSoFew

31w↑9

@@kouadiokouassi6958 no. He knocked the water over and ran to avoid answering the question about oil.

@luthfeeghazale6206

2y↑110

The Chappelle Show, hands down, one of the greatest skits series in history..every skit is funny as heck

@boob-tubbysanchez5859

1y↑292

“Do you know what the f**k you can do with an aluminum tube? ALUMINUM!!”😂😂😂💀💀💀

@Blaze92NL

50w↑8

My favorite line 😂

@jasontodd2647

31w↑13

"Fine that don't scare you?!, Fine I Didn't want to Say this, The 🤬bought some Yellow Cake in Africa, He Went to Africa and bought Some Yellow Cake".

@glennhower9265

5y↑4.1K

15 years later and this sketch still makes me laugh myself silly.

@ahwhyistherepoopinyourmout2497

5y↑14

15 years later your living it under Trump. Space Force bitches!

@maxwellwellmax878

5y↑3

@AH! Why is there poop in your mouth Seriously! still relevant today Sadly!.

@kroganpopy9206

5y↑13

15 years?!! Damn time went out the window.

@User_32

5y↑16

15 years later and we're still in Iraq too

@amandawyllis9826

5y↑2

@Krogan Popy ikr??? 👶👧👵

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@TapePlayer

4y↑1.2K

"Oil? Who said something about oil? bitch you cookin?!" - Kills me every time!

@DFandV

3y↑60

The UN part was hilarious too. "UN, You know what you should do, sanctioning me with your army, Oh! Wait a minute. You don't have an army" 😂

@pierregibson6699

@DFandV very very underrated part 👍…then UN I guess you need to shut the duck UP….🤣😂😂😂😂🤣

@fukcthepolice316

19w↑1

Time to get that OIILLLLUUHHOOOIIULLLL

@wenhongyou5121

4y↑2.4K

This mid-2000s comedy sketch pretty accurately depicts what ACTUAL White House press briefings look like in 2020.

@karkkimarkkinat2109

4y↑44

I was just thinking the same, and I love it 😆

@migarcanjomor

4y↑53

Kardz22 that 100% sounds like something Trump would say

@commietearsdrinker

4y↑15

Yes, moronic journalists bombarding the president with dumb questions.
2020 press briefings really are a joke, much like modern news media.

@legion6989

4y↑27

John Doe the press just asks about what’s happening and what stupid shit someone does tho

@hklegomaster

3y↑9

The US destroyed Iraq and Syria

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@pimpmetapod7906

2y↑67

That “some black dude” moment sends me every time 🤣

@Mr.Robert1

2y↑2

What random dude are you talking about? Can you be a little more specific

@wanderlustwarrior

17w

@@Mr.Robert1 right after Mos Def came in. Anthony... Something. The dude from the "holla holla" bit. The dialogue, and the outtakes, clear up that he was Black Jeb Bush, and Mos Def was Black John Ashcroft.

@fareed3764

4y↑1.8K

That Yellow Cake bits just crack me up every time ..it never gets old.

@KingKhan-vo9og

4y↑259

Don't drop that sh!t😂

@flapjack6495

4y↑161

@King Khan pray to God he doesn't drop it

@crabtime2116

4y↑34

@flap jack are they literally talking about cake or is there some meaning I'm unaware of?

@flapjack6495

4y↑200

@lackofcompany Pk yellow cake is a nickname for uranium cause how it looks after it's treated a certain way ,like a yellow cake and it's a reason went Into Iraq cause I guess it can be used to make a nuclear device, but I'm honestly not sure

@crabtime2116

4y↑16

@flap jack ty

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@RRRusan

51w↑47

As someone who grew up in D.C., hearing someone say "we rocked them bamas!" on national television was a beautiful moment

@roshelltannen9698

47w↑5

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Shoutout to DC.

@catchbooker7257

4y↑4.2K

“You might speak 16 languages but you gonna need’em when you in Times Square selling fake hats” 😂😂😂

@subman23

4y↑235

I know Gucci when I see it; I'm rich 😁

@PaulGreen11

4y↑124

"Japan's sending Play Stations!"

@cjuare123

3y↑30

He should do a Black Trump

@gebrik184

3y↑9

That will always be my favorite line of the sketch

@numberoath

3y↑5

“Are you sure?”

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@raymobs3

4y↑3.8K

I can’t tell which line is funnier: “Pray to God you don’t drop that shit” or “Trying to get that oil! AH-OHHH!!”

@BilllGates-_-

4y↑75

The oil one for sure. 😂 But hey it was a simpler time. Ford Expeditions and GMC Denali Suburbans outsold everything in the luxury/suv/sedan market

@charlesjonesjr.864

3y↑144

"Cradle of fuckin civilization!"

@onEmEmbErstudios

3y↑59

Oil? What's oil? Bitch, you're cooking?

@RWDtech

3y↑41

Cradle of fuckin CIVILIZATION!

@johnnybongwater420

3y↑55

that's why I got it wrapped up in this special cia napkin

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@jonathanmcghee2901

4y↑2.3K

How did he keep a straight face when saying, “Stankonia says they’re willing to drop bombs over Baghdad”???
🤣😂😂

@user-sl9pt6xm8r

4y↑112

How did he keep a straight face when he was blowing on the nipples? 😂

@julioklj8

4y↑22

Lol I know right?! and it's a great song too!

@giggles1219

3y↑4

😂😂😂

@LTCAproductions

3y↑52

@Robert Donegan I have the box set and i remember them talking about how he was extremely sleep deprived during the black bush sketch so that could be a reason, but this show had more than it’s fair share of bloopers

@pjIVprez

3y↑5

To this day I dunno how he did it LOLL

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@lost_soul49

19w↑19

Thank you dave Chappell for making my childhood unforgettable

@patkaczmarek7362

3y↑304

Dave, Jamie and Mos crushed it. One of the best skits ever.

@Pete_Finch

1y↑22

Still one of the funniest sketches of all time, every scene still kills nearly 20 years later

@thediscount603

5y↑1.4K

There aren't words to describe how amazing this skit is

@MrMuaythai84

5y↑5

what if it was bil burr doing a white obama?

@Baller390

5y↑7

Phon Xieng that’d be cool

@MrMuaythai84

5y↑1

@Balla Jallow cnn and all liberal media channel wont like it. to them its a no no if a white man makes fun of a black man.

@johndough6225

5y↑8

@Phon Xieng Pretty sure Obama's been made fun of plenty of times... It just wouldn't be a funny sketch.

@MrMuaythai84

@John Dough no he hasnt. trump was loved by the same idiot liberal holylwood shit head before he became president. now they hate him because he doesnt go along with their agenda. so he been the target since. you cant even say anything about obam without being called a racist. the word racist bigot started around his time and its being over use to point where a immigrant like me is annoy of it. stupid progressive sensitive cucks

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@sheltonbrown1991

4y↑3.7K

He literally said “The United States of Space.” I hereby deem this skit a prophecy.

@TheEspill

4y↑97

It actually happened tho! Bush said we were going to land on mars in a state of the union. Then, they pretty much never talked about it again.

@MrWolfy08

4y↑62

space force

@AgeDrain

4y↑26

This was all already happening. he’s making a parody of the Bush administration.

@MrWolfy08

4y↑4

@AgeDrain Welcome to Internet era

@FundFreedom

4y↑7

And talking about Mars to distract from real issues. Just happened July 4th 2020.

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@davidbarbour9929

4y↑584

Possibly the best skit comedian there ever was. Give him a show and turn him loose.

@BigBrownMemes

4y↑13

I don't know why HBO or Netflix just offer him a pile of money and tell him go nuts. Only problem I see is that he doesn't want to work those long days again.

@aickavon

4y↑3

They... did though? I mean, not loose loose but they definitely gave him a show.

@cesarconh895

That's what they did

@davidbarbour9929

@Zach Blenkinsopp thanks for info, I never knew why his show was cancelled.

@kiyokumabear

@Zach Blenkinsopp I heard it was actually because he wanted to focus on his family. Him and his wife were on the brink of divorce so he felt it was better to stop the show and focus on that rather than money.

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@benbascheable

25w↑14

One of the best pieces of political satire ever

@POPMaxsterGod

3y↑4.6K

"I got 40 nations ready to roll!!"

- Like who?

"Who the fuck said that?"

I died. Lmao

@user-fi2qf5qp9z

3y↑59

Absolute best part of the skit for sure

@MrYellowClyde

3y↑93

Stankonia is willing to drop bombs over Baghdad.

@piemanlad

3y↑136

Japans sending PlayStations

@Canroc

3y↑13

I died too brother funniest line in this sketch

@WillyMcFlyy

3y↑2

😂😂😂

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@x100bullets

43w↑8

Absolutely brilliant comedy and satire, every sentence is gold, Dave Chappelle is the greatest comedian of all time.

@pmaii7707

5y↑2.3K

Mos Def is a underrated artist and actor

@Da_Wurm

4y↑60

for fucking sure

@cardigansarecool

4y↑70

Black on Both Sides is a fucking all-time classic

@redwolfe7049

4y↑41

Mos def.

@richardhodge4347

4y↑70

I LOVE he yells HOOTY HOO before he walks up lmao

@uncharted7againblackking256

4y↑6

Facts

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@sw4a71

3y↑1.7K

Black Bush: “Japan’s sendin PlayStations.”

Everyone in the current year: “Are you sure about that?”

@the2ndcoming135

3y↑15

What color are they tho?👀

@moneymanmar7662

3y↑19

Deadass 😂 no one told Japan

@jrocmemphis

2y↑12

I swear i I’ve been trying to get one since 2020

@Scrappy_ill_fold_ya_Doo

2y↑7

Blame the scalpers lol

@wisono7857

2y↑2

Anime

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@adrianmunoz7646

4y↑701

Why is no one laughing at Black Tony Blair?!? He was freaking hilarious! 😂😂😂😂

@kimberlytodd2258

3y↑25

I dieddddd....lmboooo

@lightskingarvey1221

2y↑79

We don't know what he has👏🏽

@tonymata8070

2y↑31

That cracked me up cause I love Jamie Foxx and was not expecting to see him pop up in this sketch lol.

@tonyv2373

2y↑7

They were stunned it was Jamie

@olliesmith4997

2y↑2

I was hollering 😂😂😂😂😂

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@miyahpatterson-brown7361

30w↑20

Next year and this skit will be 20 years old! 😮😮😂. The Chappelle show will never not be one of the funniest shows ever created

@junebuggy34

4y↑557

All these years later and me and my guys in the know, still yell "DON'T DROP THAT SHIT!" When passing something between us

@purgatory1813

4y↑86

“I pray to God you don’t drop that shit”😂🤣

@EvanSchatz

4y↑35

I know, I know what to do with it! That's why I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin!

@bluegoose03

20w↑11

Almost 20 years later and still brilliant

@Gamesick-go9sr

6y↑2.9K

This aged sooo well

@holypokey47

5y↑78

Gamesick2077 this is timeless. It can’t age. Funniest shit on TV ever.

@davidmel2689

5y↑79

Last few seconds talking about mars lol "spaceforce"

@HeilRay

5y↑5

Except the PlayStation part.
They fukin up with the needless censorship after headquarters moved from Tokyo to California.

@bigjayabc

5y↑40

I swear it feels like he foreshadowed Trump and space force. 😂

@zonefitzgerald

5y↑9

Absolutely! This aged fucking perfect!

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@jonnycine

3y↑237

This is one of the greatest comedic pieces ever made. Absolute gold.

@xenon333

4y↑594

That guy who yelled "YAY-YAY" at the very end, deserves all the awards in the world!

@thejbo777

4y↑25

Stranger RED ROCKS

@bangbangallday1390

4y↑43

That's the I'm rich biaatch guy too.

@BRAVO2I4

4y↑54

Donnell Rawlings. He's a great stand up comedian too.

@evilsWa

4y↑30

Fun fact he also witnessed Spider Man stealing that dudes pizza.

@piper1727

4y↑42

who, Ashy Larry?

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@anthonyharris1240

20w↑7

Donnell Rawlings as the hype man just sends Dave's humor over the top! 🤣🤣🤣

@pauliedibbs9028

4y↑135

One of the greatest Chappelle skits ever. Every line is pure gold.. Killin’ me, son!

@KingThabiso

1y↑3

I'm watching it now
.. Still dying🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@michaelcucchiara

44w↑26

Best part is Darnell eating the yellow cake later in the skit 😂😂

@aaron.c.burton

5y↑2.5K

Dear Netflix . Give this man another sketch comedy show.

@myroomisdirty

4y↑38

not the same

@Adrian-xz3qt

4y↑2

I wish they would

@dreday5880

4y↑95

This can't be replicated. Even for all the money in the world.

@lucygoose6237

4y↑10

But make it like BK and let him have it his way

@BRAVO2I4

4y↑37

He doesn't want one.

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@671homey

4y↑29

Dave Chappelle is probably the funniest, and most relevant comedian in my lifetime. He says some things that make me think, and never fails to make me laugh.

@vansdan.

4y↑117

"pray to god you dont drop that shit"

officially dead 😂😂

@MahdiKnicks

43w

So funny

@mfanakithi2002

19w↑10

This aged so well 😂😂

@idkjustchangingmyname7343

3y↑43

When you can make fun of yourself, your own ethnicity, other ethnicities, Democrats, conservatives, a war, and still make people laugh in one sketch you’re one of the goat comedians ever.

@melissagarris1862

47w↑14

This has got to be my top 3 favorite skits Dave did on his show. Loooooove Chappell!

@oneisarangj

3y↑554

Jamie Foxx as black Tony Blair was hilarious af😂

@alexludavertigo6926

1y↑2

japan sent more than playstations, right takeda/shire? #grangergloryhole

@zachariahlloyd6043

1y↑14

We DON'T KNOW what he has....

@Icemann383

50w↑6

Lest we forget this was peak Jamie Foxx because this was like 2003 or 2004 so this is the same timeframe where he wins the Oscar for Ray and is on Gold Digger with Kanye West. So them getting him to do a little 20 second cameo in this sketch is even funnier in that context.

@aaronfalzerano9432

43w

I mean it wasn't that funny. You just like Jamie Foxx

@eldonmiles7553

3y↑116

I started dying laughing as soon as Mos Def walked on screen

@urijiahkane475

3y↑9

It’s crazy how this show is timeless. Nothing since, nothing like it. The entire show and the writing team was amazing, Chapelle is beyond racial boundaries...

@dmfamzo

43w↑29

Been almost 20 yrs since this skit and to this day I still repeat 01:44 like everyday! It's part of me now!
Are you sure?
-Yes I'm sure b****!
😂😂😂😂

@TechOutAdam

3y↑117

2:49 Him knocking over the water picture and them freaking out is one of the funniest and realest things I've ever seen till this day.

@brandonlaflare1017

40w↑3

*pitcher

@tobydanger86

1y↑13

18 years later and this still kills me 🤣🤣. Man the early 00’s was definitely a time

@tristinmckinstry6467

5y↑2.6K

"Stankonia said they're willing to drop bombs over Baghdad"

Underrated joke right there

@PrinceBizzle

5y↑134

Only for us old headz lol

@MichelleMonet15

5y↑2

🤣🤣🤣

@cntrlalltdlt

5y↑7

I fuken died bro

@Kowasi

5y↑8

B.O.B. already dropped~ time to remix?

@HolyStarXL

5y↑2

Fart jokes

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@wellDankGod

51w↑22

We need this kind of comedy back

@mmmbbq

51w

You probably couldn't get away doing this with Black Biden and Ukraine even on YouTube. And all of today's "famous comedians" LOVE the war.

@jakehuang3545

1y↑34

6:23 I just LOVE that Darnell is standing there eating and lickin' his fingers. Pure gold.

@gabigirl416

1y↑6

This is one of my favorite skits of Dave Chappelle! Hilarious and so so true! 🤣

@andrewjames2932

50w↑4

This is one of the best comedy sketches ever written and I'm including all the British legends like Python, Not the 9oclock, Fast Show etc.
Black Bush is comedy genius, from writing to direction to performance, it's quite simply perfection.

@doccavs723

2y↑12

I really love that he always have his homies most of the time when he makes a speech or during an interview. Makes the skit even more funny

@markeishapope944

6y↑1.9K

So we gonna ignore Jamie Foxx as Tony Blair?? 😂 And Mos Def cameo was hilarious

@mikebibby20101

6y↑34

One of the best parts!😂😂😂

@soulblade9639

6y↑1

@ultiplayer1

6y↑21

Mos Def was great.

@JoeHynes284

6y↑33

what is the name of the random black guy, "let me holla"

@JONNOG88

5y↑1

Too right. Being British. I can't see in anyway. That was funny. Was it suppose to be comically inaccurate??? But credit to Chappelle. For doing some research. 🤣

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@freer1176

3y↑18

I can rewatch this a million times and never get tired.😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣-love him so much!!💗

@koletha

4y↑307

0:26 Donnell Rawlings trying to stop himself from breaking character and laughing, gets me every time

@willlemond5007

3y↑33

Hahah great catch I never noticed that before. Nice recovery tho by Donnell

@tonymata8070

2y↑7

Holy, I didn't notice that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nice catch dude.

@deugorinth1327

2y↑9

Jamie Foxx and Mos Def had to be some of the best moments of this skit.

@kossmonaut

4y↑19

This is a timeless skit, truly revolutionary

@craigdavis5407

2y↑17

Dave Chappelle & Jamie Foxx are two legendary comedians man.

@MrJackblack7

6y↑6.2K

The oil scene always gets me.

@Khalkara

6y↑690

Oil? What oil? Bitch you cooking?

@dickbutt69

6y↑364

Great scene but I still love the CIA scene, pray to god that you don't drop that shit.

@koolkidcay

6y↑40

Lmao every time

@ryanw7196

6y↑124

Man Mos Def rollin out with the yellow cake gets me, that whole scene. "Yes I'm sure, BITCH!" "CRADLE OF **** CIVILIZATION!" omg so much classic in a single minute.

@Wickedthtz

6y↑52

Smarky Wolf Reviews everybody started to run.This skit always gets me. No matter how old it gets.

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@bangbangallday1390

4y↑15

Daves sketches will never be the same ever again. This was ahead of its time on every level.

@mmrw

4y↑50

Lmao this is such a classic, Mos Def’s part is definitely the funniest

@JAXi9321

42w↑10

"Gay people are getting married" XD. It still gets me after all these years. I wish Dave still did these alongside the standup.

@shawd_thompson

40w

Gay people are getting married. 🎉😊

@JAXi9321

40w

@@shawd80 Yup ❤️ And the water still turns frogs gay 🐸

@shawd_thompson

40w

@@JAXi9321 Greetings gullible. Did you know that staring at the moon makes your p3n1s bigger?

@shawd_thompson

40w

@@JAXi9321 where did you go?

@nicoletaylor4049

3y↑81

“Don’t drop that shit
I know! That’s why I got it wrapped up in the special CIA napkin.”

Just one of many great moments

@eddiegutierrez3524

47w↑5

Never ever gets old. He’s a genius!!!😂

@ChrisBennettGameDesign

4y↑3.8K

Who’s watching this in 2020 and laughing nervously.

@Monty2289

4y↑68

This nervous shit is weird. You do know if the US went the war with Iran it would be one sided. Also the last time we went to war in the middle east - which was like 7 years ago might I add there was no draft.

Calm the fuck down

@kelvinmota123

4y↑13

The dominos have been reset shits scary

@Candyl2763

4y↑2

@niklo322

4y↑16

Chris Bennett giggles "im in danger"

@michaelcollins6961

4y↑3

It's getting worse

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@saliasuale3523

4y↑15

This is the best 6 mins comedy I have ever seen. Chapelle was a genius, he came back different thou. But he's a legend

@dblockbass

1y↑7

one of the all time greatest sketches in sketch comedy history. never not crying lauging watching this.

@timburns7491

16w

The most underrated and my favorite skit. Politically I don’t agree with Dave but I can always find his comedy. I laugh every time I see this skit lol

@PriestessAusetRaAmen

4y↑30

This episode was so damn hilarious, I laughed for days.

@martintolovski

30w↑3

The yellow cake bit gets me every time 😂😂

@varun009

5y↑519

This has gone from satire to eerily accurate in just over a decade.

@BRAVO2I4

4y↑33

Don't pay attention to that. Pay attention to SPACE FORCE!

@rambojohnj.6117

4y↑12

You got that right. It’s not eerily accurate, it IS fact.
Where were the WMDs Saddam had?

@diannel7664

4y↑2

@Bravo X Now with super duper missiles seventeen times more powerful than the current ones, eat that Mars!

@BRAVO2I4

@Dianne L IKR!?!?! 😂😂😂

@nemanjap8768

2y↑16

What are you talking about dude, it was accurate when they made it that's why they made it

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@dimitrythomas4158

4y↑106

It’s crazy that this was a joke back when this came out but this dude would actually crush it in 2020 running for president

@matthew-vw3pw

4y↑9

Chapelles side chars/casting some of the best in tv history. He wasn't scared to share the spotlight with side chars and let them have big parts/roles.

@yusifamda

2y↑4

The juxtapose of comedy and real life events is gold... chappelle was way ahead of his time.

@JohnWilliams-ig6xs

4y↑11

You can tell dave tried so hard not to laugh after he says "stankonia is willing to drop bombs over Baghdad "..this show will never get old..I still quote lines from it to this day

@teo6192

2y↑5

My cousin, who was still in kindergarten in 2003, believed the US went into Iraq because of 9/11.
I told her to watch this video to get the most historically accurate depiction of what went down :)

@bighf24

6y↑856

“U might speak 16 languages but u gon need em when u in time square sellin fake hats” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@manuginobilisbaldspot424

4y↑584

That yellowcake reference (it's the name of a type of uranium, used for nuclear reactors) went over so many people's heads when we first watched this lmao. "DON'T DROP THAT SHIT!"

@manuginobilisbaldspot424

4y↑10

@TyetheRebel I say that because Chappelle also made that joke about how black folks don't watch the news in his monologue outtakes. They were talking about it on the news every day looking back but folks just weren't watching.

@romeojuliet8462

4y↑4

Ive seen u around youtube over the years lol

@youngfeloify

4y↑3

No it went over your stupid head . Not ours shit I was in 9th grade and I knew .

@CBii11

4y↑9

I imagine quite a few missed Donnell Rawlings eating the yellow cake at the end of the skit.

@thedraftacorn235

4y↑2

If a joke has a reference you don’t understand it went over your head period. If you watched the news during this time you would get it...period

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@Woodsy2575

4y↑28

This taught me more about the Iraq war than I was ever taught in high school

@dgetzin

2y↑4

Jamie Foxx is underrated. That was a great moment.

@tosca8472

3y↑14

This never gets old! 😂😂😂

@lougaru2445

21w↑15

I'm so upset that we never got the sequel: "Black Trump"

@justtjulian7736

6y↑495

Let’s admit black bush was the GREATEST PRESIDENT of all time who agrees

@g2knows752

6y↑28

I would of voted for him over anybody else who ran....

@juansalcido2037

6y↑2

i do

@AdamG1983

6y↑3

Give me 100 chances, I'd elect Black Bush over White Bush every time

@karmachameleon3018

nah Clayton bigsby was

@codenamebeats

mot retarded coment of all times. thats why americans are doomed. hope you keep destroying your country and eliminate it from the map soon

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@IAmJustR

4y↑4

This will always be my favorite sketch 🥰🥰🤣🤣 The supporting cast was everything and yes this is EXACTLY what Dub was looking like to us at the time.

"We ROCKED dem bammas!!!" 🥰🥰

@wingnutmcspazatron3957

4y↑35

4:06 Words can't describe how good of a comedian this man is

@tieroberson

2y↑15

2:51
I'm dying at the fact the white lady really got up to go chase them 😂

@MadMamluk88

4y↑20

2:50 and 5:02 never fail to make me laugh

@mikehancho2082

45w↑1

Dave Chappelle is like Einstein level genius comedian. People don’t understand it. It’s almost distracting because it’s hard to not appreciate it.

@spainman2020

6y↑355

The Prince and Rick James skits get all the attention, but this has to be damn near the most brilliant clip he did. Funny as hell and spot on.

@try2justbe

6y↑3

Spot on indeed! I'm iraq btw

@DCBKSL

6y↑6

That’s because those are true stories, just makes it funnier lol. Especially since it evolves those specific icons.

@spainman2020

6y↑1

dez lucas Perhaps. I also think that a lot of people arent as into politics in their comedy... oddly.. imo at least.

@26michaeluk

6y↑2

spainman2020 agreed

@DJPhonophobic

6y↑5

For him to start the first show with a black white supremacist sketch took fucking balls!

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@karolosuchowski5854

2y↑7

Every time in my life someone brings up Mars, I let out a quiet “yay yayyyy”. These men deserve constellations named after them.

@Stoner1888

2y↑2

Dave is a comedic genius

@makisupa110

24w↑5

At the time, this was one of the only pieces of popular media that openly mocked the Iraq War

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