Jamba
Hodgy Lyrics

Papa ain't call even though he saw me on TV, it's all good (fuck you)
My father didn't reach out to me, even though he saw me on TV, but I'm fine with that (screw you)

But now my balls, balls deep in this broad's jaws, swallow girl, it's just nutt
But now I'm engaged in intimate activities with a woman, she performs oral sex, it's just ejaculation

Bitches scared to let me smash on they ass
Girls are afraid to engage in sexual intercourse with me

Yeah they heard I'm fuckin' nuts like the swag of a fag
Yeah, they heard I'm excessively crazy, just like the confidence of a homosexual

Like me and Tekeli was gagging in the back of the cabin
Just like when I and Tekeli were joking around and laughing in the back of the cabin

Camp Floggnaw nigga you can tell by the badge
At Camp Floggnaw, you can identify me through the badge I wear

(Pass me my inhaler)
(Hand me my inhaler)

I'm sick of hacking and coughing, I'm often this fucking awesome
I'm tired of coughing, I'm frequently this incredibly impressive

I'm animals, Noah's ark, and often just rapping nonsense
I'm wild like animals on Noah's ark, and sometimes I just rap meaningless words

Four stories in my home like 'what the fuck's an apartment?'
I have a four-story house, not even understanding what an apartment is

Get shit popping like Peter's pores during puberty
I make things exciting, like the bursting of Peter's pimples during adolescence

And take bets on how quick Tyler can reach maturity
And place wagers on how fast Tyler can grow up and become mature

Cussing out Siri like a waitress with no patience
Swearing at Siri, similar to an impatient waitress

Oh, you want a tip bitch, well here's my dick for gratiturity, bitch
Oh, you want a tip? Well, here's my penis as a gesture of gratitude, bitch

Shut em' down
Silence and put an end to them

I tumble crush on Hodgy's sluts, give money up then nutty, but
I have a crush on Hodgy's promiscuous women, give them money and then engage in sexual activities

Professor nutty buddy clumpkin's petty when you touch his lunch
Professor Nutty Buddy Clumpkin is easily angered when you tamper with his meal

Like 'what the fuck? I'm drunk as fuck,' turn the fucking music up
Saying 'what the hell? I'm extremely intoxicated,' turn the volume of the music up

So I can hear these stupid fucks, talk no walk, like you discussed
So I can listen to these unintelligent people, who talk but don't act on what they say, just like you mentioned

You talking too much, 'who the fuck are you to us, uterus?'
You're talking excessively, 'who do you think you are to us, uterus?'

I put that on my pubes and nuts, if I don't begin moving up, I'm shooting up
I swear on my pubic hair and testicles, if I don't start progressing, I'll resort to drug use

You and her, crew on turf, new dessert
You and her, along with other people, claiming a certain territory, a new kind of reward

I can see the bitch in a nigga through his shirt
I can recognize the feminine qualities in a man just by looking at his clothing

I can smell the ho in the bitch flocking 'round my crew to flirt
I can sense the promiscuous nature of the woman who is hanging around my group to flirt

It's on your shoulder, lose the dirt, yeah, it's the movement first
You're carrying unnecessary baggage, get rid of it, yeah, prioritizing the movement

Fuck a human nurse, I'm ill, I use this earth to infuse the birth
I disregard the assistance of a healthcare professional, I'm unwell, I utilize this world to create something new

Of my scrotum on the channel 10 news, my only motive is to skip to my Lou
To have my scrotum featured on channel 10 news, my sole intention is to enjoy and have fun

Get hip to the pew, you can drink piss and eat a dick in a few
Become aware of the bench (people's opinions), you're willing to tolerate anything

The sickening view, a visual woos, I eat your ribs, I'm a wolf
The disgusting sight, a captivating visual, I devour your ribs like a wolf

Then meet your kids after school and give 'em drugs cause it's cool (fucker)
Then I'll encounter your children after school and provide them with drugs because it's considered trendy (asshole)

Hodgy, fuck this beat, nigga let's smoke weed
Hodgy, disregard this beat, let's smoke marijuana, my friend

That shit I need, be the shit that's green, a little purple and pink
That substance is what I require, it should be green with hints of purple and pink

Get some Swisher sweets, about three up, four more, then leave it be
Acquire some Swisher sweets, around three initially, then add another four, and that's enough

I got a eight I could face, I got a blunt flavored grape
I possess an eighth of marijuana that I can smoke, I have a grape-flavored blunt

I hate the grape I can taste it when I'm inhaling the vapes
I dislike the grape flavor, I can perceive it while using vaporizers

You can smell us in places when we walk
Our scent is noticeable when we pass by

And our clothing is always covered in flakes
And our clothes are always covered in small pieces

Enough for two shake blunts and 'What the fuck is this?'
Sufficient amount for two blunts filled with shake, and 'What is this?'

I think this Mary is laced, my heart is beating at paces that Pacquiao can relate
I believe this marijuana is mixed with another substance, my heart is racing at a speed similar to Pacquiao's

I'm Fucking faded like gradient
I'm extremely intoxicated, like a fading gradient

Shit I'm stuck like the tape that's super glued
Damn, I'm trapped just like tape that is securely glued

To the center of Kelly price first waist
To the middle of Kelly Price's waist for the first time

It's like my first date with Mrs. Mary, this shit is scary
It's like going on a first date with marijuana, this situation is intimidating

The paranoia from this marijuana is very heavy, I'm lifted
The feeling of anxiety caused by this marijuana is overwhelming, but I'm still high

Fainted by my fifth hit, Lionel pass the sherm
I became unconscious after my fifth inhalation, Lionel, hand me the PCP

Let's use this Philly as a dipstick for this bath salt, you dipshit
Let's apply this Philadelphia blunt as an indicator for testing the quality of this synthetic drug, you foolish person

Come on my nigga you don't even smoke, you weak as fuck my nigga
Come on, my friend, you don't even use drugs, you're incredibly feeble

You do not smoke, no tux my nigga, you're as weak as f your butt my nigga
You don't indulge in drug use, no need to try, my friend, you're as weak as your posterior, my friend

Oh mark ass nigga, come oh my god, bro here comes that weak ass nigga Samuel
Oh, foolish person, come on, oh my god, here comes that feeble individual named Samuel

Shut em' down
Silence and put an end to them