Surprise Party
Hoodie Allen Lyrics

I been walking 'round like I don't give a fuck, fuck, fuck
I have been acting apathetic and uncaring lately.

And it's probably for the better baby
This behavior is likely healthier for me.

I don't talk too much, I never speak enough, enough, enough
I am not very vocal and usually keep to myself.

I just keep my secrets hidden
I keep my personal information private and to myself.

Tell me lies, tell me lies
Please lie to me and tell me what I want to hear.

Oh you graduated, with a three point five GPA in communications
You claim to have graduated with a decent grade point average in communications.

And you in LA for the day, this is your vacation
You're currently in Los Angeles for leisure purposes only.

Brought your friends into my crib
You have brought friends to my house.

But you're the only one that's staying
You are the only one who will spend the night.

Well that's me, just being a little cocky
I'm just being a bit overly confident.

We can do it on the stairs like I'm Rocky
We can have sex on the stairs, similar to a scene in the movie Rocky.

I could prepare you a three course meal but it's not me
I am capable of cooking a fancy meal, but that's not my style.

I rather eat her out like Hibachi
I would rather perform oral sex on my partner as if they were being prepared on a Hibachi grill.

So stop the conversay, it's like a holiday
Let's stop talking and enjoy ourselves, as if it were a special occasion.

The way you bless me girl, that's Godly
The way you make me feel is incredible, almost divine.

So come over tonight, ain't nobody home
Please come to my house tonight, nobody else will be there.

We can fuck anywhere, you already know
We can have sex in any part of the house, as we have done so before.

So keep on the lights, we got nothing to hide
Let's keep the lights on, as we have nothing to be ashamed of.

This ain't no surprise party
This is not a gathering for celebration, but rather for sexual activity.

We could start on the bed, end up on the floor
We can begin having sex on the bed and end up on the floor.

Fuck in every room, girl, I'll give you a tour
We can have sex in every room of the house, and I'll guide you through the tour.

Girl, and you don't need no invitation
You are always welcome to come over and engage in sexual activities with me.

Yo I woke up feeling like my life was excellent
I woke up feeling happy and content with my life.

She jumped on top of me like "Let's have sex again"
My partner initiated sex as soon as she woke up.

This ain't no investigation, I don't even question it
I don't feel the need to question our sexual encounters or relationship.

I'm the type to inspire your girl to get undressed again
I am the type of person who motivates their partner to get naked once more.

Take it off, take it off, we can make some offspring
Let's have sex without protection and create offspring.

We don't sleep, we just fuck, I'mma need some coffee
We are constantly engaging in sexual activity without rest. I may need coffee to keep up with the energy.

Your boy getting busy with a Sidney in Sydney
I am having sex with someone named Sidney while in Sydney.

And she going down under, yeah, she treat me like an Aussie
She is performing oral sex on me, and treating me as if I were an Australian.

And she asking if I'm ready for commitment
She is inquiring about my willingness to commit to a long-term relationship.

Tom Cruise I ain't tryna have a kid, man
I do not desire to have a child, as Tom Cruise famously does not have any biological children.

Tie your shoes cause baby I think you're trippin'
Please calm down, as I believe you are overthinking the situation.

Maybe you don't go the vision but I'm seeing other women
Maybe you don't see my viewpoint, but I am seeing other women in addition to yourself.

Aw, I'm tryna blow some steam not my self-esteem
I am attempting to relieve some stress and have fun, not damage my self-esteem.

Ask me "Do you see yourself in me?" Hah, obviously
If you were to ask me if I see myself forming a relationship with you, the answer would be obviously not.